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Blade-Edge wrote:
Grade grubbers...
Everybody knows one
I complain about my grades
I have B's in everything except tech
'Cause I'm the only one who knows how to use scratch in that class
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cuddlycub wrote:
wow
what kids can get away with these days
tearing the skin off of people?
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It's not that we're martial art masters or anything, it's just that the rest are so weak!
Example:
Your strategy:Get past their guard and attack them. Very basic and very simple.
Their strategy:OMGBBQ LEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYY
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XSpearPillarX wrote:
Aidan wrote:
What belt are you?
second degree green belt. I WOULD be a blue belt right now, but I had to wait 5 weeks to do anything active because meh surgery D: I went to the doctor 2 days ago and she said I could do active stuff again, and lucky for me, that was a sparring day, and I pwned the kids in sparring, again! 8D
I'm a second degree black belt, but I don't do karate anymore.
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Aidan wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
Aidan wrote:
What belt are you?
second degree green belt. I WOULD be a blue belt right now, but I had to wait 5 weeks to do anything active because meh surgery D: I went to the doctor 2 days ago and she said I could do active stuff again, and lucky for me, that was a sparring day, and I pwned the kids in sparring, again! 8D
I'm a second degree black belt, but I don't do karate anymore.
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but wai?
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XSpearPillarX wrote:
Aidan wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
second degree green belt. I WOULD be a blue belt right now, but I had to wait 5 weeks to do anything active because meh surgery D: I went to the doctor 2 days ago and she said I could do active stuff again, and lucky for me, that was a sparring day, and I pwned the kids in sparring, again! 8DI'm a second degree black belt, but I don't do karate anymore.
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but wai?
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Eh, I felt I've accomplished enough.
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XSpearPillarX wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i'm exceedingly great at making kids cry
and HOW on earth do you do that, my fine friend?
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i talk to them
i'm a pretty rude person sometimes
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helltank wrote:
It's not that we're martial art masters or anything, it's just that the rest are so weak!
Example:
Your strategy:Get past their guard and attack them. Very basic and very simple.
Their strategy:OMGBBQ LEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYYYY
sorry but that's way too true
i'm not amazing at anything, but everyone is just horrible. like, i'm one of the best swimmers in the grade. i'm not a record breaker or anything but it's everyone else is incredibly slow
same with drawing.
except i'm okay at fighting and it usually ends up with someone yelling in pain

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XSpearPillarX wrote:
cuddlycub wrote:
wow
what kids can get away with these daystearing the skin off of people?
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yes and its amazing that these kids dont go to juvenile or somethin
jeez

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My little secret...
I PWN...
at Nothing.
JK XD
I PWN...
At singing. No, really. I don't have a whistle register like Mariah Carey (super rare!), but I can belt if the notes are in my range. I should post a video of me singing sometime...
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I pwn at wallball, which is one of the most fun games there is, if you know how to make proper rules.
We have 3 Koreans at my school, none over the age of 17 who are all black belts...they are BEASTS. One of them did a backflip while kicking two apples out of the air.
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Nasty comebacks, harming people, and hockey.
Anybody want to hear a comeback I used? XD
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rufflebee wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i'm exceedingly great at making kids cry
and HOW on earth do you do that, my fine friend?
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i talk to them
i'm a pretty rude person sometimes
I've also been told that I am "amazing" at playing the drums and rapping
B]
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rufflebee wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
and HOW on earth do you do that, my fine friend?![]()
i talk to them
i'm a pretty rude person sometimesI've also been told that I am "amazing" at playing the drums and rapping
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True.
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I took a trial karate class once, because the kid I used to go with after school went to karate on mondays. Anyway, I have long legs and long arms, but a short torso, and I was better at balancing then most people with me doing it. I begged my mom to sign me up

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XSpearPillarX wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i'm exceedingly great at making kids cry
and HOW on earth do you do that, my fine friend?
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There's many kinds of techniques. I just kick them though

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littletonkslover wrote:
except i'm okay at fighting and it usually ends up with someone yelling in pain
The reason why I never do karate -- the bold part is what I'm talking about.
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-iNetMaster- wrote:
Nasty comebacks, harming people, and hockey.
Anybody want to hear a comeback I used? XD
I do!
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XSpearPillarX wrote:
-iNetMaster- wrote:
Nasty comebacks, harming people, and hockey.
Anybody want to hear a comeback I used? XDI do!
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If the young padawon insists, but this may be considered innapropriate.
THIS IS 100% TRUE
So the school bully walks up to me and says, "How much did you pay to bribe the coach to let you play baseball, cause you suck"
I say, "How much money did your mom pay your dad to have kids?"
Works every time.
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