Some guy jabbed me with a letteropener after I stabbed him with my handy screwdriver during a game of poker.
Andres-Vander wrote:
One time during poker, this guy shived me with a rusty screwdriver
Mr. Vander :O
Long time no see
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The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
Share your close shaves and near-death experiences here!
Have you ever been severely ill? In an accident? In a car crash? Through surgery? Share those stories with the community! You might get sympathy! ;D
Inspired by 0zero, Smokepool and Deathiscoming :'(
deathiscoming never died.

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ihaveamac wrote:
I've had whooping cough (idk if it's a near-death experience)
and almost had a CRT TV fall on me when I was little. But I survived by quickly getting away.
But in my whole 13 years of life, I've never broken a bone.
Same here, never evar broken a bone. (only I'm 12)

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Recently, while bouldering with Boy Scouts, while coming down, I had to jump down onto this relatively small rock. One of my feet slipped, and I almost fell off and cracked my skull open. notice the ALMOST. Just in time, I regained my balance and went on my way. But that was still the scariest thing I ever went through.
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rufflebee wrote:
Some guy jabbed me with a letteropener after I stabbed him with my handy screwdriver during a game of poker.
Andres-Vander wrote:
One time during poker, this guy shived me with a rusty screwdriver
Mr. Vander :O
Long time no see
:O
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rufflebee wrote:
Some guy jabbed me with a letteropener after I stabbed him with my handy screwdriver during a game of poker.
Andres-Vander wrote:
One time during poker, this guy shived me with a rusty screwdriver
All of us have our poker experiences
Once i got shanked by a fork when someone peeked at my flush. D:
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I had an incident where I flew over the handlebars of my bike, Literally flew 6 meters and landed in a huge bush of stinging nettles...
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ethancomputermad wrote:
I had an incident where I flew over the handlebars of my bike, Literally flew 6 meters and landed in a huge bush of stinging nettles...
Stinging nettles aren't that bad, but flying six meters is. Honestly, I think I'd rather land in nettles than concrete.
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tvflame wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
Share your close shaves and near-death experiences here!
Have you ever been severely ill? In an accident? In a car crash? Through surgery? Share those stories with the community! You might get sympathy! ;D
Inspired by 0zero, Smokepool and Deathiscoming :'(deathiscoming never died.
You can't prove that.
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12three wrote:
ethancomputermad wrote:
I had an incident where I flew over the handlebars of my bike, Literally flew 6 meters and landed in a huge bush of stinging nettles...
Stinging nettles aren't that bad, but flying six meters is. Honestly, I think I'd rather land in nettles than concrete.
Id agree, Lucky I flew to the left not forward onto the concrete
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Oh yeah, one time as I was lying in bed, I forgot how to breath. Luckily, I also forgot how to die, so I was safe.
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Didn't know I had pneumonia until two days before I would have died.
This was about a year ago exactly too.
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illusionist wrote:
Didn't know I had pneumonia until two days before I would have died.
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This was about a year ago exactly too.
Awesome.
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The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
tvflame wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
Share your close shaves and near-death experiences here!
Have you ever been severely ill? In an accident? In a car crash? Through surgery? Share those stories with the community! You might get sympathy! ;D
Inspired by 0zero, Smokepool and Deathiscoming :'(deathiscoming never died.
You can't prove that.
But you can't prove that they did. And the whole account seems fishy in the first place.

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Andres-Vander wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
tvflame wrote:
deathiscoming never died.You can't prove that.
But you can't prove that they did. And the whole account seems fishy in the first place.
How? they could have been emo -_-
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The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
Andres-Vander wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
You can't prove that.But you can't prove that they did. And the whole account seems fishy in the first place.
How? they could have been emo -_-
They could've been lying too.
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One time, when I was, like, 7, my friend was visiting from out of town and we were visiting a lake. We were at the dock, playing with some cattails. My dad was just looking at stuff on his phone. My friend dared me to tickle a fish and I leaned out farther - and farther - and farther - until I fell in! It was waaaay over my head (I couldn't swim at the time), and my dad jumped in (with his phone in his pocket!), assuming that it would be, like, up to his waist. But it was way over his head too! So, as we were floundering, some random sailor guy pulled us out. Strangely, my friend had no sympathy...
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I ate deadly fish food. (I was allergic to it.)
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One time I was riding my bike really quickly and a car suddenly backed out and hit the side of my bike(luckily, not too much of my leg) and sent me flying. Luckily, the guy stopped right away, otherwise I would have gotten hit really hard.
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adriangl wrote:
One time I was riding my bike really quickly and a car suddenly backed out and hit the side of my bike(luckily, not too much of my leg) and sent me flying. Luckily, the guy stopped right away, otherwise I would have gotten hit really hard.
That is horrible.
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my former friend dangled me over an (EDIT) 18 story balcony (we were at an apartment @ a sleepover.headfirst, then she slipped.
luckily a real friend ran 2 catch me on the 13th balcony that stuck out and kick her from the party
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One time I nearly set my head on fire by accident.



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Ace-Of-Hearts wrote:
One time I nearly set my head on fire by accident.
My mom did that and singed some of her hair off while lighting the fire XD
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