Scratch

kimmy123 wrote:

TVflea wrote:

i was camping and i tripped and fell on the fire and my hands caught on fire.

I never knew skin could catch on fire.

It can, why do you think people die in fires?
Hair can also 

08jackt wrote:

i was born with [link removed by moderator]Kawasaki and nearly died.

Just a tip for anyone looking at that link.
Do not scroll down and look at the images, there's a picture of a guy's -
Nevermind.

Last edited by Paddle2See (2011-04-22 12:18:00)

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Rabbit1131                   Hit head and flipped a go-kart

That's all? Some of the REALLY dumb things I hate to mention. How many people have just about been run over by a ton of farm tractor? (Math needs driving lessons on that thing(he was driving)). Then again. Many people don't jump off really high places. (it was really more like 6 to 8 feet. I wasn't hurt. I'm indestructible.)

For the finally: DUN DUN DUN DO DUN DUN DUN
I had to go clothes shopping with my mom. I SURVIVED!!!!

Alternatives wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

TVflea wrote:

i was camping and i tripped and fell on the fire and my hands caught on fire.

I never knew skin could catch on fire.

It can, why do you think people die in fires?

Because they get too hot.

rabbit1131 wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Rabbit1131                   Hit head and flipped a go-kart

run over by a ton of farm tractor?

Sounds like Ohio.

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

RobotKitty     Half naked when a tornado hit

Ahhh yeeeah.

Anyways. You can just say "Tubing when a tornado hit" o.o;

Last edited by RobotKitty (2011-04-21 19:03:30)

When I was five it was raining really hard and we drove up to go to the snow in the mountains but the road was flooded and breaking off over the cliff-edge, and bits of rock were falling off the mountain. We drove away from the edge and about 5 minutes later the part we were used to be on fell off. (I'm not explaining this very well.) Nothing actally happened to us but it was scary. We got to leave in a helicopter    (Other people who were stuck there, too.) I don't remember much about it except that my helmet covered my eyes, so I couldn't see anything, and I sat on some creepy stranger's lap because there was like no room. O_o

Last edited by Wickimen (2011-04-22 18:44:54)

P.E.


Or you can say that time when I was facedesking myself during dinner.

OR the time that- Err, thats really it other than the time that I cut my eye open and had to get stitches.

Here's how it went down...
I was in 6th grade, it was the last day of School, and therefore the Last Recess of the year. Our last chance to see certain people who we are not good enough friends of to care about outside of school. Everyone was having fun, we had good reason too, Summer Vacation was on its way.

Then it happened
I decided that it would be a good idea to play kickball. (Fun game, I personally still enjoy it) I was off to a good start, I had a double, and was just about to make it to third base. I decided to be a show-off and slide onto 3rd base. Odd stuff went down and I took out the 3rd baseman's legs. He fell on me like a ton of bricks and bounced right off. No trouble right? WRONG! I tried to stand up, then my leg started hurting, a ton. I looked at it... All I could see was a rip through my jeans that was getting soaked with blood. I started screaming and yelling and cursing... Everything! I ran up to a teacher and said "My leg is cut open help me!!!"
She responded that I should walk to the nurse... as if I could walk that far, My shoes were even getting bloody. 30 Seconds later the principal ran out of our school towards me. He picked me up and carried me to the nurses office.

The Aftermath
11 hours later I went into surgery. I had grass and dirt and rocks in my leg, and mt knee was cut wide open. They cleaned and stitched up my leg. But I was knocked out, I woke up dehydrated,  GLORIOUS!!!!!!! Just what I needed! 2 days later I was at home. I had 9 stitches in my leg. My friends came to visit me at home, I was very glad to see them after 2 terrible days.

I've had whooping cough (idk if it's a near-death experience)
and almost had a CRT TV fall on me when I was little. But I survived by quickly getting away.

But in my whole 13 years of life, I've never broken a bone.

Last edited by ihaveamac (2011-04-22 22:48:49)

When i was five a almost touched a traintrack
When i was about two years old, there was a tv on some drawers. i opened all the drawers and the cabnet fell, the tv falling with it - it missed me by about 10cm.
We still have the TV - and it works!
Phillips TV, i think

MrMokey, spraining your ankle is not near death.

Last edited by Alternatives (2011-04-23 10:44:20)

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Share your close shaves and near-death experiences here!

Have you ever been severely ill? In an accident? In a car crash? Through surgery? Share those stories with the community! You might get sympathy! ;D

Inspired by 0zero, Smokepool and Deathiscoming :'(

I'll update with mine in a second. If you post, you can get your experience added here!

Name                                       Experience Type
Kimmy123                     Fell down the stairs
Albertt911                    Nearly broke back on a trampoline
Kileymeister                 Broken sturnum in a skiing freak accident
The_Dancing_Donut       In my post, it's too big to list ;_;
Recycle49                    A very unkind rocket
Rabbit1131                   Hit head badly and flipped a go-kart, went shopping
Berry122                      Nearly hit by a van, hit by a very mean golf club
Necromaster                Fell out of a tree, 6ft drop
Joeisawesome              Bit off his own tongue, got it stitched back on
Alternatives                 Got stabbed by a bull, and flew through the air
Urhungry                     Fell 2ft and got squished by two kids
Star_the_fox                Stabbed with a knife, nearly broke nose & toe
XSpearPillarX               Ruptured appendix, very ill, underwent surgery
-iNetMaster-                Gashed knee after bike accident
Wiimaster                    Fell off snowdrift & broke/fractured/sprained arm
MrMokey                    Cannonballed into a pool, sprained ankle
Nuttlajer                     Pushed herself down stairs, bruised
Brettman98                  Nearly drowned, hurt back/shoulder, Jamaican bus ride
Higejolly                      Fainted four times due to blood loss
Littletonkslover            Nearly ran over by some Mexicans
Jfmlove6                      Nearly drowned, got pneumonia
Echs                            Had appendicitis and nearly broke back
Scratch_yoshi               Fell 3-6ft out of a tree
06dknibbs                    In a hit and run accident
Hdarken                      Front-flipped off diving board, hit head hard
ThePCKid                     Slipped 7ft off play set, hit spine badly
TVflea                         Fell on a campfire, hands set on fire
TuffGhost                    He, um, died
RobotKitty                   Half-naked when a tornado hit
Fire219                        Rotavirus 3 times in a year
Rdococ                       Terrifying dream bout Scratch
Andres-Vander              Stabbed with a rusty screwdriver
08jackt                        Born with Kawasaki and survived (well duh)

Have fun, and discuss!

Let's see who has had the worst close-scrapes 

Umm, when I was a baby I had a brain problem. (Arachnoid cyst) And once I had to get staples in my head because I bumped it on a tree at the marsh. On the day before my birthday. (Please don't ask.    )

Last edited by Musicstar888 (2011-04-23 16:13:09)

When i was 9, i crashed my scooter and almost cracked my skull on the apartment's concrete stairs.