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Before you decide not to read this, at least skim through it, you lazy bum. Thank u 


One morning, I woke up to a bad stench of skunk spray, and I had no idea where it was coming from. Evening is here, and I can still smell it. then, like 2 minutes later, I look out my back door and notice some black things under my grill, then, I notice a white stripe. it was a skunk under my grill, no doubt about it.

I tell my mom about it, and she tells me to spray it with my old water gun from the back door. I spray the skunk, and then like 1 minute of spraying, it comes out, and its a baby skunk. it goes wanders around my yard and I try to get a good view at it when it reaches the area around the gate of my fence, then I go to my moms room to look at it and I can see it slightly, then I go back to the back door and the baby skunk finds its way out of my yard (because I couldn't see it anymore from anywhere).

but, looking under the grill again, I see ANOTHER SKUNK UNDER THERE!!! and this time its an adult one 

I keep spraying it and spraying it, but it does not seem to move. then later, when my dad gets home,he gets a shoe box and a stick, then he goes outside and moves the grill. A few times of moving the grill, and the skunk sits in its spot, shaking for a little bit, then cautiously and slowly goes back under the grill. then my dad gets tired of the skunk and moves the grill again, and he turns the shoe box sideways (while holding the box cover) and puts it close to the skunk, and uses the stick to lure it in the shoe box, then he closes the shoe box and turns it back upwards, then he THROWS the shoebox over the fence. (I bet that skunk was terrified LOL!  )

Next day, I look out the backdoor again, remembering the skunk event. wait... whats that under my grill? TWO MOAR SKUNKS!?!?!?!?!? [removed by moderator]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Time to get the water guns, I got them, then I opened my back door and fired  huge watergun-fulls of water, then 1 skunk comes out and leaves through the open area in my fence. now, to get the other one, I spray that one one more time, and then it comes out, then it follows the trail it's skunk brother went, but it stalls halfway leaving my yard! 

Thats it, time to get steppenwulf, and I find stepp's Big, Barkless stick he carved.

steppenwulf is right behind me filling iron fillers with water using the water spout on my house, and he keeps throwing the water at the skunk, while im threatining the skunk with the huge stick by wacking like right by it. Then, the skunk takes cover behind my storm drain, then stepp' throws more water at the darn skunk.

Finally, The skunk come out and walks along my house, and I threaten it with the giant stick even more, then after like a minute and a half, the skunk finally leaves through the open area in my fence.

And that was the end of the skunk problem    But unfortunately, the open area in my fence led to my neighbors yard, and the skunks hid under their porch mat 

oh well, at least my neighbors didn't get sprayed    (at least, that I KNOW of  )

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Last edited by Paddle2See (2011-05-06 21:59:11)