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agscratcher wrote:

So apparently, this guy on Facebook had a problem with his PS3 where it overheated often. When he asked for help, he instead got this:

(note: some stuff is edited out)

Go get some butter-flavored Pam. It HAS to be Pam. It also HAS to be butter-flavored. After you've been running the LittleBigPlanet DLC screen (it wont work with any other game) for exactly 2 hours and 7 minutes, go ahead and spray your PS3 with the Pam. Place two pieces of bread on the PS3, put two slices of cheese on them, and then quickly search the DLC for a level called "The Waffle Room". You must complete it in 10 minutes, or else you must start over. Take a polaroid photograph of the results screen and put it in the sandwich. You now have a polaroid sandwich. Mail this to Kevin Butler, Sony's VP of the cold, hard truth. He will send you mail the following day which will be in your mailbox. Open the one marked "Triangle", shred the one marked "Square", burn the one marked "Circle", and put the one marked "X" in your back left pocket. IT MUST BE YOUR BACK LEFT POCKET! The "Triangle" will contain directions to the nearest manhole and a map through the sewers. If you follow the instructions exactly, you'll end up at Sony HQ. Climb up the ladder and then go through the seventh door on the left. Take the mail out and give it to the guard. If you reach for anything but your back left pocket he WILL kill you. When given, he'll lead you to the Grand Master's Room, where you'll receive a free XBOX 360 as an apology that you were convinced to buy a PS3.

He was an obvious XBOX fanboy, but it was sure hilarious.

Ah funny    but was the other dude actually stupid enough to believe it?

agscratcher wrote:

So apparently, this guy on Facebook had a problem with his PS3 where it overheated often. When he asked for help, he instead got this:

(note: some stuff is edited out)

Go get some butter-flavored Pam. It HAS to be Pam. It also HAS to be butter-flavored. After you've been running the LittleBigPlanet DLC screen (it wont work with any other game) for exactly 2 hours and 7 minutes, go ahead and spray your PS3 with the Pam. Place two pieces of bread on the PS3, put two slices of cheese on them, and then quickly search the DLC for a level called "The Waffle Room". You must complete it in 10 minutes, or else you must start over. Take a polaroid photograph of the results screen and put it in the sandwich. You now have a polaroid sandwich. Mail this to Kevin Butler, Sony's VP of the cold, hard truth. He will send you mail the following day which will be in your mailbox. Open the one marked "Triangle", shred the one marked "Square", burn the one marked "Circle", and put the one marked "X" in your back left pocket. IT MUST BE YOUR BACK LEFT POCKET! The "Triangle" will contain directions to the nearest manhole and a map through the sewers. If you follow the instructions exactly, you'll end up at Sony HQ. Climb up the ladder and then go through the seventh door on the left. Take the mail out and give it to the guard. If you reach for anything but your back left pocket he WILL kill you. When given, he'll lead you to the Grand Master's Room, where you'll receive a free XBOX 360 as an apology that you were convinced to buy a PS3.

He was an obvious XBOX fanboy, but it was sure hilarious.

PS3's better. No flaming please, but we all know it's betteer

EmperorEvil wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

So apparently, this guy on Facebook had a problem with his PS3 where it overheated often. When he asked for help, he instead got this:

(note: some stuff is edited out)

Go get some butter-flavored Pam. It HAS to be Pam. It also HAS to be butter-flavored. After you've been running the LittleBigPlanet DLC screen (it wont work with any other game) for exactly 2 hours and 7 minutes, go ahead and spray your PS3 with the Pam. Place two pieces of bread on the PS3, put two slices of cheese on them, and then quickly search the DLC for a level called "The Waffle Room". You must complete it in 10 minutes, or else you must start over. Take a polaroid photograph of the results screen and put it in the sandwich. You now have a polaroid sandwich. Mail this to Kevin Butler, Sony's VP of the cold, hard truth. He will send you mail the following day which will be in your mailbox. Open the one marked "Triangle", shred the one marked "Square", burn the one marked "Circle", and put the one marked "X" in your back left pocket. IT MUST BE YOUR BACK LEFT POCKET! The "Triangle" will contain directions to the nearest manhole and a map through the sewers. If you follow the instructions exactly, you'll end up at Sony HQ. Climb up the ladder and then go through the seventh door on the left. Take the mail out and give it to the guard. If you reach for anything but your back left pocket he WILL kill you. When given, he'll lead you to the Grand Master's Room, where you'll receive a free XBOX 360 as an apology that you were convinced to buy a PS3.

He was an obvious XBOX fanboy, but it was sure hilarious.

PS3's better. No flaming please, but we all know it's betteer

Say's the Sony fanboy. 


I have nothing wrong with console fanboyism, it can just be annoying sometimes. BTW, would you think the polaroid sandvich would be tasty? I would. 

That's Awesome! I wish I could have seen the other guy's face when he read that!

Lol.

helltank wrote:

I tried it, and got a free Xbox 360.

Wait, what? That's impossible. This version here is edited to remove inappropriate content, so it wouldn't work. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hahaha! That's great! Hmm... I'm going to go round up some materials >

lol xD

Last edited by 08jackt (2011-04-07 10:42:48)

Makar wrote:

I didn't really read this except for the first and last sentence.

agscratcher wrote:

Go get some butter-flavored Pam.

agscratcher wrote:

When given, he'll lead you to the Grand Master's Room, where you'll receive a free XBOX 360 as an apology that you were convinced to buy a PS3.

uhhh

Read the rest of it!