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what-the wrote:

That kind off logic is what made the world what it is today.

Yep.

Once upon a time there weren't humans, nor was there global warming...  *takes out machine gun*

DarkForce1998 wrote:

Thats from 'Pastafarianism' Also known as a mock/parody religion.

nope

werdna123 wrote:

TVflea wrote:

DarkForce1998 wrote:

Thats from 'Pastafarianism' Also known as a mock/parody religion.

nope

It is actually.

i came up with it myself

Hm...before Newton, there was no physics. After Newton, there was physics. So...*runs off with shovel*

There are still pirates in the world.  Heck, there's tons in poor areas like Somalia.

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08jackt wrote:

TVflea wrote:

werdna123 wrote:

It is actually.

i came up with it myself

Pirates and global warming
A chart, included in the open letter, illustrating the relationship between pirates and global temperature
According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[7] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysterious lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[30]
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[31] Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[7] A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country."[32]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirates_and_global_warming

brilliant.

Woah okay

recycle49 wrote:

Yes this logic is what made that one guy who founded mcdonols famous. So this is the way i see it.

First we high jack a solar powered yaght after that we use it to start to build a piriate ship. Then we steal other peoples boats and make them turn into pirates. Once that is done we start a war over the old and the new. they have rockets we have cannon balls. Once we win we then asemble a team to go to the new worlds. once we find it we start our own country and name it Piratie Ville. Then we have lower Co2 emishines and less energy usage

we should do that. purple panda