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Alright, here is a crumbly bad dark story. And if it is too scary, press the kill button until the words change. [url=javascript:(function(){var d=document,j=d.getElementById('__cornify_nodes'),k=null;var files=['http://cornify.com/js/cornify.js','http://cornify.com/js/cornify_run.js'];if(j){cornify_add();}else{k=d.createElement('div');k.id='__cornify_nodes';d.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(k);for(var l=0;l<files.length;l++){j=d.createElement('script');j.src=files[l];k.appendChild(j);}}})();][/url]

A COLD DARK WORLD.
Chapter One: Gulliver's Travels.

One day, Jack Black was eating his pasta and then he looked at the closet. He thought there was a ghost but there wasn't so it was cool. Then the most disturbing moment of his life happened. He found a bloody band-aid in his pasta. He fainted.

Chapter Two: When Death Climbs Aboard

When Jack Black woke up, he was in an ambulance. He saw a doctor, tried to move his limbs but couldn't. The doctor came by and took of his mask. He was the GRIM REAPER! Jack Black wanted to scream, but didn't because he was too scared.
"I wanna perform useless operation on you, Black!" Death said. He lowered his scythe. Then, Leo DiCaps smashed the reaper on the head. The reaper blew the hell up.
"Hey, man! you killed death! Flaws in the system!" Then Mr. DiCaps said, no he just woke up. He spun his top and it spun infinitely. I said, "Helllllppp me!" and he smashed me on the head and I woke up. End.

Chapter Three: Epilouge

So, I improvised this and switched tenses every other sentence. This was just a cornify test. Thanks for reading.

Last edited by EmperorEvil (2011-04-01 18:57:46)