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#1 2011-03-24 16:23:11
an original and completely fictional story by me
ok so yeah
i had a bit of free time in the past week so i decided to write a story
ok so yeah here it goes:
there once was a cool bee who said some "disrespectful remarks" on this place called gratch. then the bee went to go get some ingredients for a cake she was going to make, and when she got home she was devastated to find that she had forgotten shortening (whatever that even is), which the cake recipe called for so she had to just use some chocolate cake mix she found in the pantry because she really wanted to make a cake
so she baked the cake with the cake mix and waited for it to cool down so she could put frosting on it. so she was waiting so she opened up her laptop and found that she got banned from gratch while she was getting cake stuff so then the cool bee apologized and got unbanned a week or so later and then they posted a story (which was really just a run-on sentence that no one bothered to read) about it but they changed the name gratch to something silly so it seemed fictional though some people that actually did read it figured out that the story wasn't really actually fictional which isn't surprising because everything these days seem to be based on something else because no one is original (except for me and my super cool story)
and then they lived happily ever
well, until the bee got banned again. but that, reader, is a different story that is possibly more or less fictional than this one is
the end.
did you like it :DDD
Last edited by rufflebee (2011-03-25 06:05:23)
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#2 2011-03-24 16:25:41
- Calebxy_Test
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Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
Brilliant! Shakespeare would be proud! 
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#6 2011-03-24 16:46:59
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
Woah, dude. The creativity! :'OOO Planning on getting it published? :DDDDD
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#9 2011-03-24 16:51:37
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
johndo77 wrote:
But here's the big twist.
GRATCH IS SCRATCH!
Mind blown.
: O No way! But the G is like three keys away from the S. How is that possible?
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#11 2011-03-24 16:53:05
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
johndo77 wrote:
But here's the big twist.
GRATCH IS SCRATCH!
Mind blown.no
my story is fictional
Or is that just what you want us too think?
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#12 2011-03-24 16:53:07
- bananaman114
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Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
Woah, dude. The creativity! :'OOO
i know i know
it's beautifulwerdna123 wrote:
Planning on getting it published? :DDDDD
nah
You should! Great works are meant to be recognised, although some people may beg to differ. Once again, I will not allow them to.
the sun still shines
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#13 2011-03-24 16:53:39
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
johndo77 wrote:
But here's the big twist.
GRATCH IS SCRATCH!
Mind blown.no
my story is fictionalOr is that just what you want us too think?
are you calling me a liar
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#14 2011-03-24 16:54:30
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
no
my story is fictionalOr is that just what you want us too think?
are you calling me a liar
I don't think anywhere in that post I say or imply that you are a liar.
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#15 2011-03-24 16:56:03
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
Or is that just what you want us too think?are you calling me a liar
I don't think anywhere in that post I say or imply that you are a liar.
it was vaguely suggested
but yes
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
no
my story is fictionalOr is that just what you want us too think?
that is, in fact, what i want you to think because it is true
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#16 2011-03-24 16:58:16
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
Why does the title say completely fictional, it's not like it's gonna be slightly fictional, lol
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#18 2011-03-24 17:00:10
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
i have my reasons and i have had enough of you accusing me of lying
I have never once accused you of lying.
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#20 2011-03-24 17:01:45
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i have my reasons and i have had enough of you accusing me of lying
I have never once accused you of lying.
you just did it again
Well, yeah, I guess. You win.
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#21 2011-03-24 19:12:57
Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
werdna123 wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
I have never once accused you of lying.
you just did it again
Well, yeah, I guess. You win.
yes
i always win
now back on topic
the topic being my super awesome story
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#24 2011-03-24 20:41:23
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Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
You could almost say this story
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#25 2011-03-24 20:56:41
- cpumaster930
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Re: an original and completely fictional story by me
rufflebee wrote:
ok so yeah
i had a bit of free time in the past week so i decided to write a story
ok so yeah here it goes:
there once was a cool bee who said some "disrespectful remarks" on this place called gratch. then the bee went to go get some ingredients for a cake she was going to make, and when she got home she was devastated to find that she had forgotten shortening (whatever that even is), which the cake recipe called for so she had to just use some chocolate cake mix she found in the pantry because she really wanted to make a cake
so she baked the cake with the cake mix and waited for it to cool down so she could put frosting on it. so she was waiting so she opened up her laptop and found that she got banned from gratch while she was geting cake stuff so then the cool bee apologized and got unbanned a week or so later and then they posted a story (which was really just a run-on sentence that no one bothered to read) about it but they changed the name gratch to something silly so it seemed fictional though some people that actually did read it figured out that the story wasn't really actually fictional which isn't surprising because everything these days seem to be based on something else because no one is original (except for me and my super cool story)
and then they lived happily ever
well, until the bee got banned again. but that, reader, is a different story that is possibly more or less fictional than this one is
the end.
did you like it :DDD
i think i'll highlight that for lulz
...it's beautiful C':
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