Scratch

I have many different languages.

Try to translate MiinIzan A'amaraiMaroMaro! 

Obhetin! Ye haft nu prsnl lngage!
Translation: Objection! I have no personal language!

Last edited by scratch_yoshi (2011-03-21 21:14:53)

We speak in something similar to text speak, but twice as cool and harder to decode.

"Yeeeeh, gm double bs, watcha thinking, you [hokkien swear word]? SS is not even proish!"

Translation:
"What were you thinking when you were playing Blackshot with me yesterday? Were you trying to imitate a mod? Because apparently, you don't know how use a sniper rifle well."

Or it could mean:
"Teacher's coming, keep quiet."

Or it could mean:

"Betcha can't spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocaniosis."

To figure it out you have to look at the context, body language and blah blah blah. We have no trouble understanding it. It autotranslates into english in our heads.

I have another one, specific to my school. We call it Awesomespeak. It's like English, but the words mean something different. Also, Awesomespeak cannot be used solo. It must be mixed with a Standalone Language(Chinese, English or Malay). A Secondary Language(Cantonese, Hokkien, Teochew) can also be thrown in.

Awesomespeak:
Extra-an uninvited person who is barging in on a conversation.

PN-People who try, and fail, to catch you playing a game during computer class by using printscreen, and later showing it to the teacher. Short for Printscreen Noob.

Condemned-Someone who is caught by a teacher doing something bad and who nobody wants to associate with for the next few hours because they're afraid they'll get implicated.

Memesters-People who use memes or text speak like "lol" and "rofl" in normal conversation.

Noobster-1)Someone who is a noob 2)A Memester obsessed with the word "noob" 3)A word some people(usually Noobsters themselves) use to represent PNs.

Pro Trick-An awesome move, like skateboarding over ten cars or jumping over 3 pieces and becoming king in one move during checkers.

Pro-Someone who pulls off Pro Tricks constantly.

Maple-Someone who plays Maplestory

Blackie-NOT a racist term like some thing. It means someone who plays Blackshot.

FBI-Fools Born Idiots. A pun on the actual FBI. Means someone who is a noob or constantly Fail Tricks.

Fail Tricks-A Pro Trick that crashed spectacularly.

Paiseh'd-The word used to describe someone who was embarressed publicly. Derived from the Hokkien word for embarress, paiseh.

Hokkien Gangsta-Someone who constantly swears in hokkien. More common than you'd think.

There are more, but the official dictionary is currently in Tag's bag. Tag is the guy chosen using an elimination local game to carry the dictionary.

Last edited by helltank (2011-03-22 04:06:11)

lol

Yjod od ,u pem zsmhismhr.

Translation: This is my language.

XD (No, I didn't just type random letters ont he computer.  ) Can you figure out the language by looking at the keyboard?

Last edited by All4one (2011-03-25 00:47:15)