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Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:07:42

You ever been in a uber awkward sitiuation?
Yesterday something really awkward happened.

My sister Amy had an 'Alzheimer's Moment'.
I met this dude at the beach and we start talking. Then Amy suddenly pops up and says "Hi, I'm-uh. Umm."
So I quickly whisper: "Amy".
"Oh, yeah! Hi, I'm Amy!"

At this point I started blushing like crazy.

Some more~

I remember this very well. It was about a month ago.
Our whole family was at the beach. Then I notice I couldn't see my mum or anyone else anywhere. Natrually I start to panic, what if they left without me?
Then I see my mum about 3 yards away.
"Mum! Where did you-"
It turns out it was someone that most definitly not my mum. It just looked like her from a distance.

Last edited by Alternatives (2011-03-19 11:12:13)

kimmy123 · 2011-03-19 11:08:21

Are you a girl?
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I don't remember any awkward situations tongue

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Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:08:55

kimmy123 wrote:
Are you a girl?

No.
I was merely making friends.

PW132 · 2011-03-19 11:36:01

Not that I recall.

scratch_yoshi · 2011-03-19 11:37:46

Alternatives wrote:
I remember this very well. It was about a month ago.
Our whole family was at the beach. Then I notice I couldn't see my mum or anyone else anywhere. Natrually I start to panic, what if they left without me?
Then I see my mum about 3 yards away.
"Mum! Where did you-"
It turns out it was someone that most definitly not my mum. It just looked like her from a distance.

What happened then? Did you find your family?

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:39:12

scratch_yoshi wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
I remember this very well. It was about a month ago.
Our whole family was at the beach. Then I notice I couldn't see my mum or anyone else anywhere. Natrually I start to panic, what if they left without me?
Then I see my mum about 3 yards away.
"Mum! Where did you-"
It turns out it was someone that most definitly not my mum. It just looked like her from a distance.
What happened then? Did you find your family?

No. He is now a lonely street hobo with internet and a computer.

scratch_yoshi · 2011-03-19 11:42:34

soupoftomato wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
I remember this very well. It was about a month ago.
Our whole family was at the beach. Then I notice I couldn't see my mum or anyone else anywhere. Natrually I start to panic, what if they left without me?
Then I see my mum about 3 yards away.
"Mum! Where did you-"
It turns out it was someone that most definitly not my mum. It just looked like her from a distance.
What happened then? Did you find your family?
No. He is now a lonely street hobo with internet and a computer.

Lol. Nice answer to my stupid question XD

AND you don't know how old he is!

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:43:56

scratch_yoshi wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
I remember this very well. It was about a month ago.
Our whole family was at the beach. Then I notice I couldn't see my mum or anyone else anywhere. Natrually I start to panic, what if they left without me?
Then I see my mum about 3 yards away.
"Mum! Where did you-"
It turns out it was someone that most definitly not my mum. It just looked like her from a distance.
What happened then? Did you find your family?

I ran screaming into the ocean and died sad

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Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:45:11

scratch_yoshi wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:

What happened then? Did you find your family?
No. He is now a lonely street hobo with internet and a computer.
Lol. Nice answer to my stupid question XD

AND you don't know how old he is!

I turned 12 just 2 days ago.

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:45:24

scratch_yoshi wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
What happened then? Did you find your family?
No. He is now a lonely street hobo with internet and a computer.
Lol. Nice answer to my stupid question XD

AND you don't know how old he is!

He's obviously 150.

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:46:18

soupoftomato wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:

No. He is now a lonely street hobo with internet and a computer.
Lol. Nice answer to my stupid question XD

AND you don't know how old he is!
He's obviously 150.

I'm 12. but sometimes I am 150. I've had past lives yikes

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:47:10

Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
scratch_yoshi wrote:

Lol. Nice answer to my stupid question XD

AND you don't know how old he is!
He's obviously 150.
I'm 12. but sometimes I am 150. I've had past lives

I was a tree once.

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:49:02

soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:

He's obviously 150.
I'm 12. but sometimes I am 150. I've had past lives
I was a tree once.

I remember you! I was that pesky stink bug.
Ah the good old times. Wasn't that 1437..?

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:49:36

Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:

I'm 12. but sometimes I am 150. I've had past lives
I was a tree once.
I remember you! I was that pesky stink bug.
Ah the good old times. Wasn't that 1437..?

No, that's when I was a monkey.

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:52:13

soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:

I was a tree once.
I remember you! I was that pesky stink bug.
Ah the good old times. Wasn't that 1437..?
No, that's when I was a monkey.

I must be confusing you with someone else.
I was a female dolfin in 1771.

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:53:55

Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:

I remember you! I was that pesky stink bug.
Ah the good old times. Wasn't that 1437..?
No, that's when I was a monkey.
I must be confusing you with someone else.
I was a female dolfin in 1771.

I was a shark then. I remember eating some dolphins then . . . oh wait.

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:56:19

soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
No, that's when I was a monkey.
I must be confusing you with someone else.
I was a female dolfin in 1771.
I was a shark then. I remember eating some dolphins then . . . oh wait.

I was attacked by a shark while mating.

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 11:57:26

Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:

I must be confusing you with someone else.
I was a female dolfin in 1771.
I was a shark then. I remember eating some dolphins then . . . oh wait.
I was attacked by a shark while mating.

ew

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 11:58:44

soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
I was a shark then. I remember eating some dolphins then . . . oh wait.
I was attacked by a shark while mating.
ew

lol I survived though.

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Alternatives · 2011-03-19 12:16:36

Once a first grade kid walked up to me and called me an [expletive] nugget.
I swore back.
It would've been okay accept for the fact that my mum heard me.

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soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 12:21:00

My dad was looking for me, and he said once he asked some girl that had the same hoody as me "What are you doing?"

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 12:27:53

soupoftomato wrote:
My dad was looking for me, and he said once he asked some girl that had the same hoody as me "What are you doing?"

Was the hoody purple? It might've been a past life of mine.

soupoftomato · 2011-03-19 12:33:21

Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
My dad was looking for me, and he said once he asked some girl that had the same hoody as me "What are you doing?"
Was the hoody purple? It might've been a past life of mine.

It was a faded red. People call it pink. sad

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 12:34:02

soupoftomato wrote:
Alternatives wrote:
soupoftomato wrote:
My dad was looking for me, and he said once he asked some girl that had the same hoody as me "What are you doing?"
Was the hoody purple? It might've been a past life of mine.
It was a faded red. People call it pink.

oh

Alternatives · 2011-03-19 13:41:52

kimmy123 wrote:
Are you a girl?
---
I don't remember any awkward situations

Humph.
Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught. You're hiding something.

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