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#1 2011-03-17 04:08:42
30% on a math test
i was relying on telling my mum when she picked me up from school, so she'd be to distracted by driving to care, but it turns out my brother picked me up.
i was thinking i could re-do all the questions i did wrong on a separate sheet of paper and than hand both the sheet and test to her and bolt off to walk the dog.
ideas? D:
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#3 2011-03-17 04:28:47
Re: 30% on a math test
Don't tell unless you get a phone call. Well I don't know what your mum's like with poor performance but for me it's just [you can do better].
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#5 2011-03-17 05:51:18
Re: 30% on a math test
Whatever you're doing can't be that hard.
That's my maths for first semester. Lucky I have done most of it before.
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#6 2011-03-17 06:29:04
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Re: 30% on a math test
Tell the truth, go along with your mom's actions, and maybe you'll cut your grounding time a bit? 
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#7 2011-03-17 06:48:46
Re: 30% on a math test
Get some other adult to sign it instead?
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#8 2011-03-17 07:31:03
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Re: 30% on a math test
Tell your mom. If you don't it'll make things worse. She will probably be a little mad, but keep your cool and then ask for ideas on how to make yourself get better.
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#9 2011-03-17 08:02:22
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Re: 30% on a math test
Hahaha, the good ol' signing trick.
DONT SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM AT ALL. Because then she won't sign it.
And if you don't sign and turn it in for a few days, they'll eventually forget that you have it.
I pulled it off in 4th grade with the principal. She handed me a sheet that my parents had to sign and return because I did something bad, so when I got home, I just shoved it into my desk with a ton of other things.
A year later, I found the note in my desk and just decided to rip it to shreads and throw it away. 
I've pulled the trick off a ton of times, and I still do it (only if I have to, though).
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#11 2011-03-17 09:40:00
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Re: 30% on a math test
08jackt wrote:
it was on maths and i have to get it signed. D:
last time i failed she freaked and phoned my maths teacher.
I'm actually very intelligent and rely mostly on my common knowledge when doing tests. Therefore my mum freaks when I get 68% instead of 70%.
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
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#12 2011-03-17 09:45:52
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Re: 30% on a math test
sanddude wrote:
Musicstar888 wrote:
Tell your mom. If you don't it'll make things worse. She will probably be a little mad, but keep your cool and then ask for ideas on how to make yourself get better.
That's probably the best.
I agree.
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#13 2011-03-17 09:47:58
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Re: 30% on a math test
08jackt wrote:
the last time i did my math homework was 4th grade
i haven't got in that much trouble for it either.
trust me,
they wont care.
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#15 2011-03-17 10:36:57
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Re: 30% on a math test
LS97 wrote:
Get some other adult to sign it instead?
There is a big problem with that. The school board will know your parents name, and if thats not what is signed on the paper, you have a big problem on your hands, bigger than it was to start with.
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#16 2011-03-17 12:02:26
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Re: 30% on a math test
08jackt wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
08jackt wrote:
the last time i did my math homework was 4th grade
i haven't got in that much trouble for it either.
trust me,
they wont care.lol.
i actually failed 2 tests since writing that xD
Nah. Just counterfeit the signature. You have to steal her credit card and copy the siggy exactly. 
It won't work. I know it.
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#17 2011-03-17 13:07:21
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Re: 30% on a math test
08jackt wrote:
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
08jackt wrote:
the last time i did my math homework was 4th grade
i haven't got in that much trouble for it either.
trust me,
they wont care.lol.
i actually failed 2 tests since writing that xD
xD
So what's your mom's normal response to horrible grades?
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#18 2011-03-17 13:16:35
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Re: 30% on a math test
You should go back in time and do good on the test. Works every time.
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#19 2011-03-17 13:18:11
Re: 30% on a math test
bananaman114 wrote:
LS97 wrote:
Get some other adult to sign it instead?
There is a big problem with that. The school board will know your parents name, and if thats not what is signed on the paper, you have a big problem on your hands, bigger than it was to start with.
Dad?
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#20 2011-03-17 15:04:42
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Re: 30% on a math test
Rip it up and eat it, give yourself some scratches and rip your sleeve
Then say a dog attacked you and ate it with your mom's signature on it
Or if you don't like the taste of paper, soak it in bacon grease and bring an actual dog to school. Then train to to jump on your and eat the paper, and then do it in front of the math teacher
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#21 2011-03-17 15:08:26
Re: 30% on a math test
Blade-Edge wrote:
Rip it up and eat it, give yourself some scratches and rip your sleeve
Then say a dog attacked you and ate it with your mom's signature on it
Or if you don't like the taste of paper, soak it in bacon grease and bring an actual dog to school. Then train to to jump on your and eat the paper, and then do it in front of the math teacher
yeah thats pretty easy
i do it all the time
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#22 2011-03-17 15:10:40
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Re: 30% on a math test
There's an easier way, though
Match the pen colour and change that 30% into an 80%
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#23 2011-03-17 15:12:26
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Re: 30% on a math test
Blade-Edge wrote:
There's an easier way, though
Match the pen colour and change that 30% into an 80%
Good idea...Or try and turn the zero into a 9
that probably wouldn't work
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#24 2011-03-17 15:17:39
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Re: 30% on a math test
Nah, 39 is still in the red zone. Bad advice, man.
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#25 2011-03-17 15:25:20
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Re: 30% on a math test
Your mother will find out, so she would be less mad if you just told her.
I wouldn't know what to do besides that, i never get below a 90 on my math tests. Middle school math is too easy.
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