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ssss · 2011-03-04 03:40:08

helltank wrote:
I didn't insult you.

Andres Vander did.

that's what I meant, soz dude!

rufflebee · 2011-03-04 06:31:05

ok dude
if you're going to keep this whole vampire thing up, take it to the tbgs
misc isn't for rp-ing

ssss · 2011-03-04 06:55:54

this is for discussing bvampires in general, r-bee

Andres-Vander · 2011-03-04 09:38:44

helltank wrote:
Andres-Vander wrote:
slapperbob wrote:

Yeah, literally. XD
Also metaphorically
I take great offense to that, o Stereotypist one.

How is that a stereotype?

08jackt · 2011-03-04 10:10:04

helltank wrote:
Talking about Twilight, Edward never tries to kill Bella. I think you mean New Moon, where Jasper goes insane.

wow i thought you were a dude.

fg123 · 2011-03-04 10:20:38

Well, I'm a chinese zombie.

smile

ssss · 2011-03-04 14:58:38

fg123 wrote:
Well, I'm a chinese zombie.

N.B this is about vampires

svinnik · 2011-03-04 15:07:49

ssss wrote:
Hi guys, I am a vampire. Some facts you may not know about us:

1) We turn into fairy's in the daylight:
From: [image removed by Moderator] to http://wall.alphacoders.com/images/Fant … -59398.jpg

2) We LIKE garlic. It tastes like blood!!!!

3) Holy water - We don't believe in god, therefore nothing is holy

4) Staking - We don't need hearts, what's the point of using staking us in the heart?

5) Spam - We hate it with a vengeance (Our only weakness)

[sarcasm] So am I. Vampires are real. TEAM EDWARD![/sarcasm]

Kileymeister · 2011-03-04 15:08:37

Having to be invited across every threshold must be a pain.

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ssss · 2011-03-04 15:16:06

Kileymeister wrote:
Having to be invited across every threshold must be a pain.

Err... Part of the vampire code i emitted, i'll just use a loop-hole:
4: Be polite, ask to be invited in even though your not going to drink their blood, as it's poisonos

rufflebee · 2011-03-04 18:13:55

ssss wrote:
this is for discussing bvampires in general, r-bee

yeah but thats not what it's being used for

The_Dancing_Donut · 2011-03-04 18:18:07

EmperorEvil wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
I felt like hitting this girl in my class
I thought you were a girl!
This is my 500 post.
EDIT: Oh nevermind I thought you meant hitting on

O_o

As you have worked out, I am.

agscratcher · 2011-03-04 18:23:51

So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?

ssss · 2011-03-04 18:54:54

agscratcher wrote:
So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?

Why do we need blood? We don't need blood. We only drink blood enough to satisfy our hunger, then let the animal go on it's way. Human blood is poisonous to vampires, and those who do eat human blood are from a different species.

agscratcher · 2011-03-04 19:14:36

ssss wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?
Why do we need blood? We don't need blood. We only drink blood enough to satisfy our hunger, then let the animal go on it's way. Human blood is poisonous to vampires, and those who do eat human blood are from a different species.

Ah, and that different species must be a subsidiary that gained an immunity to the poison, but had it so much anything else would be dangerous. I see...

Necromaster · 2011-03-04 19:23:49

You should know I'm a Half-Demon and I'm coming to get you. tongue

bbbeb · 2011-03-04 19:25:01

agscratcher wrote:
ssss wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?
Why do we need blood? We don't need blood. We only drink blood enough to satisfy our hunger, then let the animal go on it's way. Human blood is poisonous to vampires, and those who do eat human blood are from a different species.
Ah, and that different species must be a subsidiary that gained an immunity to the poison, but had it so much anything else would be dangerous. I see...

AKA

Hey

Lets poison ourselves

WE DIDNT DIE

WAA

NOW WE CANT DO ANYTHING ELSE

hmm

SO GET TO DRINKIN'

and guy sniper

HEY

HEADSHOT

Since THOSE aren't immune to silver OR garlic

Kileymeister · 2011-03-04 19:28:55

ssss wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?
Why do we need blood? We don't need blood. We only drink blood enough to satisfy our hunger, then let the animal go on it's way. Human blood is poisonous to vampires, and those who do eat human blood are from a different species.

AKA the classic vampire. tongue

I always wanted to know, how do you brush your teeth? Mirrors would pose a problem I guess. And you can never bring back memories of trips when you vanish from photos.

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Blade-Edge · 2011-03-04 19:45:51

08jackt wrote:
helltank wrote:
Talking about Twilight, Edward never tries to kill Bella. I think you mean New Moon, where Jasper goes insane.
wow i thought you were a dude.

+Rep

helltank · 2011-03-04 22:17:40

Blade-Edge wrote:
08jackt wrote:
helltank wrote:
Talking about Twilight, Edward never tries to kill Bella. I think you mean New Moon, where Jasper goes insane.
wow i thought you were a dude.
+Rep

I am a dude.

ssss · 2011-03-04 22:21:01

Kileymeister wrote:
ssss wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
So ssss, why do vampires need blood? Is it their favorite food group or somethin'?
Why do we need blood? We don't need blood. We only drink blood enough to satisfy our hunger, then let the animal go on it's way. Human blood is poisonous to vampires, and those who do eat human blood are from a different species.
AKA the classic vampire.

I always wanted to know, how do you brush your teeth? Mirrors would pose a problem I guess. And you can never bring back memories of trips when you vanish from photos.

Actually no, the classic vampire doesn't drink human blood either, It's actually from the neva (hell) where vampires that do drink blood are from! They are vampieres (Easy to mistake for vampire. Brushing teeth. We don't need to, our teeth clean themselves yikes

Memories of trips ? Easy, paintings! We don't dissapear from them wink

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