Gatsby wrote:
I've met plenty of pretzels in my years, old sport
However, now most of those pretzels are residing in the sewer as waste
Not my pretzel. My pretzel lives in a shoebox.
Oomg omg my friends got pretzels and we all got free flags! I used mine as a straw to steal my friend's slushie
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As a moderator I feel it's my duty to ensure that everyone knows that a shoebox really is the best place to keep a pretzel, but only if you coat the outside of the box with a thick layer of marmalade to ward off the bugs.
On an unrelated note, I'm closing this topic because it's utter nonsense.
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