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#1 2011-02-28 05:40:09
Vampires...
Hi guys, I am a vampire. Some facts you may not know about us:
1) We turn into fairy's in the daylight:
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2) We LIKE garlic. It tastes like blood!!!!
3) Holy water - We don't believe in god, therefore nothing is holy
4) Staking - We don't need hearts, what's the point of using staking us in the heart?
5) Spam - We hate it with a vengeance (Our only weakness)
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Hey. It's me SSSS, back from the dead!
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#2 2011-02-28 05:47:55
Re: Vampires...
That's cool.
Go visit all my projects, they rock!
Geddit? Spam. 
Nothing is in gainsboro. 
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#5 2011-02-28 07:38:15
- Blade-Edge
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Re: Vampires...
So I take it that you're team Edward, right ssss?
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#7 2011-02-28 14:21:56
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ssss wrote:
Blade-Edge wrote:
So I take it that you're team Edward, right ssss?
ehrrr........whats that???
We discuss vampires here
Edward from Twilight. She's (yes, she ) a vampire.
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#8 2011-02-28 14:28:57
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werdna123 wrote:
ssss wrote:
Blade-Edge wrote:
So I take it that you're team Edward, right ssss?
ehrrr........whats that???
We discuss vampires hereEdward from Twilight. She's (yes, she
No, i am not edward
Hey. It's me SSSS, back from the dead!
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#9 2011-02-28 14:37:31
- ProgrammingFreak
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Re: Vampires...
ssss wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
ssss wrote:
ehrrr........whats that???
We discuss vampires hereEdward from Twilight. She's (yes, she
Are you a girl?!?!
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#11 2011-02-28 14:51:26
- The_Dancing_Donut
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Re: Vampires...
I love Twilight.
Offending strangers since 2010.
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#12 2011-02-28 15:27:13
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ssss wrote:
werdna123 wrote:
ssss wrote:
ehrrr........whats that???
We discuss vampires hereEdward from Twilight. She's (yes, she
Team edward means you support her.
@TDD
Get. Out.
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#13 2011-02-28 15:40:35
- EmperorEvil
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Re: Vampires...
werdna123 wrote:
That's cool.
Go visit all my projects, they rock!
Geddit? Spam.
Gainsboro is so cool!
I EAT MY CANDY WITH THE PORK AND BEANS EXCUSE MY MANNES IF I MAKE A SCENE I AINT GONNA WEAR THE CLOTHES THAT YOU LIKE IM FINE AND DANDY WITHOUT MEAT IN SIGHT
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#15 2011-02-28 16:40:01
- agscratcher
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Re: Vampires...
jfmlove6 wrote:
I have a feeling your liying...
Killjoy
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#16 2011-02-28 18:27:36
- bananaman114
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Re: Vampires...
I happen to like garlic, and, for the matter, it does not taste like blood.
About the God thing: that logic is also used in H2G2 when describing the Babel fish.
the sun still shines
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#17 2011-02-28 19:00:22
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OK.
Silver M16 coming up.
Pray I never find you at night. Ever. Enough M16 bullets will rip you to shreds.
Oh yeah, and I forgot the FMJ rounds. Add those too.
Back in my day.... there were no laws that censored the internet... now, there are.... nah.
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#18 2011-02-28 19:05:29
- OldWheezerGeezer
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Re: Vampires...
Wow, I always wanted to meet a vampire! I didn't think you guys were real. Have you registered at the Supernatural Registration Authority?
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#19 2011-03-01 01:27:33
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The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
I love Twilight.
Finally. Someone who does.
But you vehemently hate JB...
@OldWheezerGeezer-Yep. Registered as a Demon, Lich, Shapeshifter and Incubus. Blew $20 but it was worth it. I can now access some of the more exclusive nightclubs like Disco Ghost and Black Iris.
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#23 2011-03-01 14:34:21
- The_Dancing_Donut
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Re: Vampires...
helltank wrote:
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
I love Twilight.
Finally. Someone who does.
But you vehemently hate JB...
@OldWheezerGeezer-Yep. Registered as a Demon, Lich, Shapeshifter and Incubus. Blew $20 but it was worth it. I can now access some of the more exclusive nightclubs like Disco Ghost and Black Iris.
In Eclipse, I like the bit where Edward tries to kill Bella and she bleeds everywhere and then the bit where there's that fight between the werewolves and vampires. >:-D
Basically, I only like the violence.
Don't get me started on JB. Today's his birthday and he wants fans to give £17 to some water charity, not to him. He seriously thought all his fans would give him (some singing rich little kid) £17 anyway? I think not - I bet he got a bunch of scrappy love notes and proposals from 'Beliebers' though. 
Is there a connection between JB and vampires though? I fet like hitting this girl in my class, she started singing Happy BirthdayJB in math...
On topic though, I actually like the Twilight movies - the books are a blagggggg but the violence in Eclipse is deadly 
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#24 2011-03-01 14:38:54
- littletonkslover
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wow how pointless is this
That's the dark nature of capitalism. ~ Wonder Showzen
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#25 2011-03-01 16:29:16
- EmperorEvil
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Re: Vampires...
The_Dancing_Donut wrote:
I fet like hitting this girl in my class
I thought you were a girl!
This is my 500 post.
EDIT: Oh nevermind I thought you meant hitting on
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