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throughthefire · 2011-02-15 20:51:05

IDK I was bored so I felt like writing this:

Old Maki-Tak was hoppin around
M.I.T. like A big playground
When suddenly Archmage burst from the shade
Hit Maki-Tak with a spell grenade
Maki-Tak was angry but didn't see
A Radar attack from 08jackt
Who smacked him on the head with iSyn 3
When out of the blue came old Swifty

He started beating up 08jackt
When they both got flattened by ArchiRPG
But before Archmage could make it back to his page
Cheddargirl popped right out of a cave
Took her banhammer out from behind herback
And blew archmage away with a ban attack
But that time was lifted so she ran away
because Paddle2see came to save the day.

This is the ultimate showdown! (Of ultimate destiny!)
Good guys bad guys and explosions! (As far as the eye can see!)
And only one will survive! (I wonder who it will be!)
This is the ultimate showdown! (Of ultimate destiny!)

Maki-Tak got angry at Paddle2see
Because Archmage was his archenemy
And remember old Jack? He came covered in a magic attack
When Spritemaster came and landed on his back
And Archmage returned trying to get ready
When Cheddargirl came back with some confetti (IDK, couldn't think of anything else)
But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
Cause Glitchfinder took her took her out with a flip
And he saw Maki-Tak coming up from behind
So he reached for report which he just couldn't find
Cause Archmage stole it to press it but he missed
And Spritemaster took it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and did a somersault (I think that's how it's spelled)
While Cheddargirl used her banhammer to try and polevault
Onto Paddle2see but they collided in the air
And got taken out by Doody's stare

This is the ultimate showdown! (Of ultimate destiny!)
Good guys bad guys and explosions! (As far as the eye can see!)
And only one will survive! (I wonder who it will be!)
This is the ultimate showdown! (Of ultimate destiny!)

The server sang out
in an 8-bit chorus
Because down from some random place
Came Andresmh (Who was followed by Chuck Norris)
And with a swing
That could shatter 5 inch binders
Swung it right into
Glitchfinder
And as his computer crashed
And he screamed in pain (And annoyance tongue )
Archmage made a deal
With Bruce Wayne
But Andres saw through
his clever disguise (What?)
And threw at his head
A bunch of pies

And Bobby the F and Jackie the T and
Astro Stickman and the Exploding Cheeze
and The Dude of Military and the Scratchu8
Cowboy Derek and TheSaint.
Steve, Roger, The Rhy Game Master, Bex and Spike, kayybee
Aidan, EvieRules, and thebuilderdd
My Red Neptune and agscratcher
Splash, Scratch Cat, Gobo, and shamrocker
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Andres in his admin [CENSORED]
it was the most violent battle M.I.T. ever saw
As the rest of Scratch looked on in awe

The fight raged on for a century (or a few days tongue )
Many servers crashed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Throughthefire in a happy face sweater

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! (OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!)
GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS! (AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!)
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE! (I WONDER WHO IT SILL BE!)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN (THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN (THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN...
Of ultimate destiny!

And afterwards, the disgruntled scratchers who wanted to be in it but didn't make it pushed throughthefire off a cliff for not putting them in.

big_smile did you like it?

Last edited by throughthefire (2011-02-16 22:42:42)

jfmlove6 · 2011-02-15 20:52:59

big_smile awesome. I love that song.

Kileymeister · 2011-02-15 20:53:58

BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH. No, I'm not being serious.

Expect more of that to come.

Last edited by Kileymeister (2011-02-15 20:54:31)

throughthefire · 2011-02-15 20:54:46

Kileymeister wrote:
BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH.

Expect more of that to come.

Maybe in the future I'll edit it and put you in!

WOW I didn't expect replies so fast!

jfmlove6 · 2011-02-15 20:55:27

Oh can I be in it?

Kileymeister · 2011-02-15 20:56:26

throughthefire wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH.

Expect more of that to come.
Maybe in the future I'll edit it and put you in!

WOW I didn't expect replies so fast!

No, I wasn't being serious, just expect others to say that.

jfmlove6 · 2011-02-15 20:57:52

Kileymeister wrote:
throughthefire wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH.

Expect more of that to come.
Maybe in the future I'll edit it and put you in!

WOW I didn't expect replies so fast!
No, I wasn't being serious, just expect others to say that.

+1

agscratcher · 2011-02-15 20:59:13

throughthefire wrote:
And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

Change these to other scratchers.

Necromaster · 2011-02-15 20:59:24

Aaaaawwww... Where is me? (heck, you don't even know who I AM.)

johndo77 · 2011-02-15 21:01:36

throughthefire wrote:
*

dude bro

stick it to the man

blazerv82 · 2011-02-15 21:06:56

lolz

That is Lemon Demon's only good song.

wiimaster · 2011-02-15 21:07:16

You should change this part:
'And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Andres in his admin [CENSORED]
it was the most violent battle M.I.T. ever saw
As the rest of Scratch looked on in awe'

Change it to be all Scratchers. I could try if you want...

Kileymeister · 2011-02-15 21:08:19

agscratcher wrote:
throughthefire wrote:
And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Change these to other scratchers.

That would be so difficult, matching syllables and rhymes.

agscratcher · 2011-02-15 21:09:59

Kileymeister wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
throughthefire wrote:
And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Change these to other scratchers.
That would be so difficult, matching syllables and rhymes.

wiimaster wrote:
Change it to be all Scratchers. I could try if you want...

kimmy123 · 2011-02-15 21:16:16

Kileymeister wrote:
BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH.

tongue

throughthefire · 2011-02-15 21:19:17

Kileymeister wrote:
agscratcher wrote:
throughthefire wrote:
And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Change these to other scratchers.
That would be so difficult, matching syllables and rhymes.

Exactly! That's why I left it as it is.

SeptimusHeap · 2011-02-16 07:36:12

BLAH BLAH PUT ME IN IT BLAH.

Last edited by SeptimusHeap (2011-02-16 07:36:26)

All4one · 2011-02-16 16:35:35

wiimaster wrote:
You should change this part:
'And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Andres in his admin [CENSORED]
it was the most violent battle M.I.T. ever saw
As the rest of Scratch looked on in awe'

Change it to be all Scratchers. I could try if you want...

What about...

"And Bobby the F and Jackie the T and
Astro Stickman and the Exploding Cheeze and
The Dude of Military and the Scratchu8 and
Cowboy Derek and Doody the Hamster
Steve, Roger, The Rhy Game Master, Bex and Spike, Augustus
Aidan, EvieRules, every singe Spider Fan
My Red Neptune and MiffinTheMuffin
Splash, Scratch Cat, Gobo, and ToxicQuillz"

throughthefire · 2011-02-16 22:07:02

All4one wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
You should change this part:
'And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Andres in his admin [CENSORED]
it was the most violent battle M.I.T. ever saw
As the rest of Scratch looked on in awe'

Change it to be all Scratchers. I could try if you want...
What about...

"And Bobby the F and Jackie the T and
Astro Stickman and the Exploding Cheeze and
The Dude of Military and the Scratchu8 and
Cowboy Derek and Doody the Hamster
Steve, Roger, The Rhy Game Master, Bex and Spike, Augustus
Aidan, EvieRules, every singe Spider Fan
My Red Neptune and MiffinTheMuffin
Splash, Scratch Cat, Gobo, and ToxicQuillz"

Cool! Just make it rhyme now big_smile

shamrocker · 2011-02-16 22:24:41

I would think I would be in there, given how FAMOUS I am. tongue

Kileymeister · 2011-02-16 22:30:09

"And Bobby the F and Jackie the T and
Astro Stickman and the Exploding Cheeze
and The Dude of Military and the Scratchu8
Cowboy Derek and TheSaint.
Steve, Roger, The Rhy Game Master, Bex and Spike, kayybee
Aidan, EvieRules, and thebuilderdd
My Red Neptune and agscratcher
Splash, Scratch Cat, Gobo, and shamrocker"

Hey All4one, it rhymes now.

Sorta.

Last edited by Kileymeister (2011-02-16 22:32:27)

throughthefire · 2011-02-16 22:41:26

Kileymeister wrote:
"And Bobby the F and Jackie the T and
Astro Stickman and the Exploding Cheeze
and The Dude of Military and the Scratchu8
Cowboy Derek and TheSaint.
Steve, Roger, The Rhy Game Master, Bex and Spike, kayybee
Aidan, EvieRules, and thebuilderdd
My Red Neptune and agscratcher
Splash, Scratch Cat, Gobo, and shamrocker"

Hey All4one, it rhymes now.

Sorta.

Meh, it'll work!

veggieman001 · 2011-02-16 22:43:23

it doesn't really have the same rhythm.

throughthefire · 2011-02-16 22:53:02

veggieman001 wrote:
it doesn't really have the same rhythm.

I tried!

veggieman001 · 2011-02-16 22:54:05

throughthefire wrote:
veggieman001 wrote:
it doesn't really have the same rhythm.
I tried!

nonono, the new verse thing. the rap.

Scratch

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