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agscratcher wrote:

One of my friends at school has a thing that he really hates. Well, it's actually things he hates. He hates pop music, rap music, and "emo metal" music as he calls it. The thing is, I have two other friends. One LOVES pop and rap, and the other one LOVES various metal songs. One day, the two brought their iPods in secret to school. They had earbuds on, just to further conceal it. THAT gave me an idea. While they weren't looking, I took both of their iPods, earbuds and all. I went up to the friend who hated the music, and said "hey, wanna hear something cool?" He nodded, and I took out the iPods. I took one of the earbuds of one, and one of the earbuds of the other, and put them on opposite ears. On the iPod filled with pop/rap, I played "Rude Boy", and on the Metal-filled iPod, I played "My Life for Rent". When he heard them both at once, he was...um...confuzzled...IDK. He started shaking and jittering, followed by him promptly removing the earbuds. He then ran away. In secret, I put the iPods back where my friends had left them previously.

The next day, I say my friend talking to another one of his friends. I overheard him saying "Wow, I had one strange dream..." I then remembered what happened. At lunch, I told my two other friends who owned the iPods what happened. They lol'd. 

...EPIC WIN?

PW132 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

One of my friends at school has a thing that he really hates. Well, it's actually things he hates. He hates pop music, rap music, and "emo metal" music as he calls it. The thing is, I have two other friends. One LOVES pop and rap, and the other one LOVES various metal songs. One day, the two brought their iPods in secret to school. They had earbuds on, just to further conceal it. THAT gave me an idea. While they weren't looking, I took both of their iPods, earbuds and all. I went up to the friend who hated the music, and said "hey, wanna hear something cool?" He nodded, and I took out the iPods. I took one of the earbuds of one, and one of the earbuds of the other, and put them on opposite ears. On the iPod filled with pop/rap, I played "Rude Boy", and on the Metal-filled iPod, I played "My Life for Rent". When he heard them both at once, he was...um...confuzzled...IDK. He started shaking and jittering, followed by him promptly removing the earbuds. He then ran away. In secret, I put the iPods back where my friends had left them previously.

The next day, I say my friend talking to another one of his friends. I overheard him saying "Wow, I had one strange dream..." I then remembered what happened. At lunch, I told my two other friends who owned the iPods what happened. They lol'd. 

...EPIC WIN?

Epic win.

I think an unexpected simultaneous blast of pop, rap, and heavy metal would leave anyone confused.

Kileymeister wrote:

I think an unexpected simultaneous blast of pop, rap, and heavy metal would leave anyone confused.

^This


True, true... Oh, and I think that's a death metal song, BTW. I may be wrong, tho.

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PW132 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

Sunrise-Moon wrote:

But he wasn't asleep. How do you know that the music caused his dream?

Dreams can be caused by memories too. 

Like how last night I had a dream where everyone said the world would end but nothing happened?

Right.

Blade-Edge wrote:

That didn't make me laugh. The topic title is misleading

Says you.    You didn't actually DO it, which makes it funnier.

littletonkslover wrote:

I had a dream where this happened....


We lived in a cabin house with like 20 rooms and ugly green carpet when my aunt came to take me to the Twins. I was flying around as a wolf furry with some other furry crush or something, idk. terrorists bombed the Minnesota Twins Stadium-which happened to be a swimming pool. then it turned into a church, and World War II reenactments were open after it

ZOMG, that's like kissing Abe Lincoln!


...


Wait, what did I just say?

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littletonkslover wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

I had a dream where this happened....


We lived in a cabin house with like 20 rooms and ugly green carpet when my aunt came to take me to the Twins. I was flying around as a wolf furry with some other furry crush or something, idk. terrorists bombed the Minnesota Twins Stadium-which happened to be a swimming pool. then it turned into a church, and World War II reenactments were open after it

ZOMG, that's like kissing Abe Lincoln!

wat



*cue awkward silence like in those old sitcoms*

And that, kids, is Aggy's method of conversation stopping! Tune in next time to learn how to moonwalk on pancake mix!

PW132 wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

We lived in a cabin house with like 20 rooms and ugly green carpet when my aunt came to take me to the Twins. I was flying around as a wolf furry with some other furry crush or something, idk. terrorists bombed the Minnesota Twins Stadium-which happened to be a swimming pool. then it turned into a church, and World War II reenactments were open after it

...I'm confused.

So are I

littletonkslover wrote:

PW132 wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

We lived in a cabin house with like 20 rooms and ugly green carpet when my aunt came to take me to the Twins. I was flying around as a wolf furry with some other furry crush or something, idk. terrorists bombed the Minnesota Twins Stadium-which happened to be a swimming pool. then it turned into a church, and World War II reenactments were open after it

...I'm confused.

I had magical wings


like a boss

Okay then...

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