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#76 2011-02-02 21:27:03
- XSpearPillarX
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Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
PW132 wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
a knife fell of the counter and fell in between my toes (TRUE STORY LOL
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That's lucky!
(BTW, I don't really hate you.)
I KNOW! AND MY MOM WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED! 
she would have freaked or gave me a crazy face if she saw what happened
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#77 2011-02-02 21:28:00
Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
Kileymeister wrote:
The-Whiz wrote:
I think it was the time a piano fell on me.
Or maybe it was the one where I got my head chopped off by a guillotine in a museum, but there were able to cauterize my neck and freeze my head so they could reattach it.Pfft.
Softie.
Did I mention the time I fell out of the space shuttle and violently decompressed? My whole body got pulled apart by the vacuum of space.
Luckily I had cloned myself.
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#78 2011-02-02 21:28:10
Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
XSpearPillarX wrote:
PW132 wrote:
XSpearPillarX wrote:
a knife fell of the counter and fell in between my toes (TRUE STORY LOL
That's lucky!
(BTW, I don't really hate you.)I KNOW! AND MY MOM WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED!
she would have freaked or gave me a crazy face if she saw what happened
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#80 2011-02-02 21:42:20
- MiffinTheMuffin
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Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
XSpearPillarX wrote:
a knife fell of the counter and fell in between my toes (TRUE STORY LOL
Your a very lucky guy.
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#81 2011-02-02 21:51:59
Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
When I walked into an air conditioner. I got a scare on my knee. Or maybe it was the time when I was riding home and two kids where racing each over going the other way. For some reason one of them thought playing chicken with me was going to have a good outcome. Considering the fact that I had no where to go. Anyway I was doing 5km/h because I just wanted the kid to go around. Well he did go around but smashed his shoulder into my handlebars and flinging me on the the road. Lucky there was a little parking bay section along the road and not just the on coming traffic. I was also lucky the car in the next bay was not trying to leave. Could of ran me over!
The kid was like. "[Sorry Man]" and rode off. There was also an adult in the car who just sat there staring at me lying on the road. Well I draged myself onto my bike because no one was trying to help me. I then rode to the nearest toilet to wash off the blood and then all the way home bleeding. Good times, good times.
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#82 2011-02-04 20:14:56
Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
I walk on my tip-toes.
Somewhere when I was two, I ran into something, cut my eye open, and I was STILL happy. I got stitches and when I get angry you can see where I got the stitches.
I forgot how much it hurt.
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#84 2011-02-04 22:33:40
- Kileymeister
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Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
echs wrote:
i wondered why the truck was getting bigger... and then it hit me.
Figuratively and literally. Nice play on words.
Once I went off a ski jump without realizing (snow was in my eyes and I wasn't the most observant kid 3 years ago) and was startled when I brushed the snow away to see that the ground was about 20 feet lower than it was three seconds ago.
Needless to say I bombed the landing, shattered my sternum and took an entire week before I could even stand up again.
I'm much more observant (and a snowboarder) now.
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#86 2011-02-04 23:59:18
- RocksAndFire
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Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
When you get hit by a 200-pound adult skier going full speed down a bunny hill while you are just standing there on your skies, that hurts.
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#88 2011-02-05 15:33:39
- shamrocker
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Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
I was at camp when I was 7 and I tripped onna rock...fell comically...and hit my head on another rock. Sixty five pounds coming down on a rock to the head. Understand, I've always have a HAAAARD head, and this... this made me cry HARD. NOTHING that hits me on the head makes me cry. Once, when I was five, I was playing with my dad, and I tripped and banged my head on the edge of the fireplace. I just grinned, said "I'm okay!" and kept on playing. Yayz for hard heads! 
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#89 2011-02-05 18:42:07
Re: what was the worst time you got hurt?
XSpearPillarX wrote:
also when one of my friends were constipated, he was constipated for so long, one day his rear just imploded on itself, just like that.
later he died because he couldn't take any dumps
I don't think I needed to know that.
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