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XSpearPillarX · 2011-01-29 23:24:37

once when me and my brother were acting like yogi bear and BooBoo bear in my backyard (a long time ago) I was going to my fence and said: im about to talk to my friends on the other side of the fence, yogi." (you had to kind of go through some trees and stuff to get there on that part) and then seconds later, my brother was like "BOOBOO BOY NO!!!!!! THERES A BEE IN THERE!!!!!!!" then I did a long High pitch scream and I ran back and the bee started to chase me. then my brother was like: RUN BOOBOO BOY!!!!!!! ITS GAINING ON YOU!!!!!!! " then I ran into the house and slammed the door shut lol

i'll never forget that day, and some days later when I remembered that day, I ROFLED MY HEAD OFF lol and my brother did sound like yogi, so it made it even funnier

good times, earlier childhood memories lol

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agscratcher · 2011-01-29 23:53:17

Note: The following memory contains strange randomness, so logic will fly though the roof. If you roof breaks, call 1-888-SCAM for a free fix.

When I was three or four or so, the police came straight to our doorstep. When they were asked why they were here, they said someone called 911 without reason. I didn't do it, but that would soon be found out the hard way. My younger brother ran straight to the front door completely nude and yelled "HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" The police lol'd, and left. tongue

waveOSBeta · 2011-01-30 00:08:02

agscratcher wrote:
Note: The following memory contains strange randomness, so logic will fly though the roof. If you roof breaks, call 1-888-SCAM for a free fix.

When I was three or four or so, the police came straight to our doorstep. When they were asked why they were here, they said someone called 911 without reason. I didn't do it, but that would soon be found out the hard way. My younger brother ran straight to the front door completely nude and yelled "HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" The police lol'd, and left.

Thanks for spreading it around. tongue

And LOL.

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XSpearPillarX · 2011-01-30 00:08:34

agscratcher wrote:
Note: The following memory contains strange randomness, so logic will fly though the roof. If you roof breaks, call 1-888-SCAM for a free fix.

When I was three or four or so, the police came straight to our doorstep. When they were asked why they were here, they said someone called 911 without reason. I didn't do it, but that would soon be found out the hard way. My younger brother ran straight to the front door completely nude and yelled "HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" The police lol'd, and left.

LOLOLOLOLOL ur brother is a streaker lol

sanddude · 2011-01-30 08:37:39

Once in 1st grade I took a banana for show and tell (don't remember why). When I was done presenting, I put the banana in my backpack.

Unfortunately, I forgot it was there until 2 months later I found a mushy banana while cleaning my backpack. lol

TheGameMaster1231 · 2011-01-30 09:28:05

sanddude wrote:
Once in 1st grade I took a banana for show and tell (don't remember why). When I was done presenting, I put the banana in my backpack.

Unfortunately, I forgot it was there until 2 months later I found a mushy banana while cleaning my backpack.

I don't know which part was supposed to be the funny part, but it still was funny. lol

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scimonster · 2011-01-30 10:07:49

sanddude wrote:
Once in 1st grade I took a banana for show and tell (don't remember why). When I was done presenting, I put the banana in my backpack.

Unfortunately, I forgot it was there until 2 months later I found a mushy banana while cleaning my backpack.

Once I had a banana in my backpack. I left it there for a few months. When I cleaned it out at the start of the next school year, I found what was smelling up my room.

waveOSBeta · 2011-01-30 11:35:21

LOL.
Mine is TOO embarrassing...

bananaman114 · 2011-01-30 12:36:36

I don't have any rally funny earlier childhood memories. I have a pretty messed up one, though. But I'm not gonna post it because it doesn't make much sense... tongue

agscratcher · 2011-01-30 12:52:41

Scratchthatguys wrote:
It actually feels good.

wthhhhhhhhhhhhh

XSpearPillarX · 2011-01-31 10:47:01

agscratcher wrote:
Scratchthatguys wrote:
It actually feels good.
wthhhhhhhhhhhhh

eww!!!!!!!!!! LOL lol

BlahBlahRatSheep · 2011-01-31 11:23:25

I got burned by an iron on my left hand by my big sister.
I started laughing for some odd reason I sounded maniacal and my mom got freaked out. >_>
I was weird child then,but I'm a different kind of weird now. 8P

rufflebee · 2011-02-13 18:28:48

i saw my cat get hit by a car once when i was like six
it was pretty funny

littletonkslover · 2011-02-13 18:35:17

rufflebee wrote:
i saw my cat get hit by a car once when i was like six
it was pretty funny

did it die?

anywayse me and my sisters used to always wrestle on my moms bed, and my sister Tori....she's kinda a beast I mean i have some totally awesome kicking skills and stuff but she was the next level for her younger age. then my sister paulina would always fall down and hit her head on something cry her stupid head off and my mom yelled at us for hurting her

when i look back on it those were good times

rufflebee · 2011-02-13 18:37:54

littletonkslover wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i saw my cat get hit by a car once when i was like six
it was pretty funny
did it die?

yep

littletonkslover · 2011-02-13 18:39:30

rufflebee wrote:
littletonkslover wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
i saw my cat get hit by a car once when i was like six
it was pretty funny
did it die?
yep

no wonder they call you a kind bee

wait how old were you again because i guess that'd be funny if you were like 4

rufflebee · 2011-02-13 18:43:31

littletonkslover wrote:
no wonder they call you a kind bee

the kindest :DDD

littletonkslover wrote:
wait how old were you again because i guess that'd be funny if you were like 4

somewhere between 4 and 6

i'm really not good with remembering trivial details such as age

thecrazyguy · 2011-02-13 18:50:06

Swallowed a nickel when i was 3.

throughthefire · 2011-02-13 22:46:58

Ummmmmm...
I can't think of anything for me, I was pretty calm and stuff, but I have to tell you about my baby sister!

We were visiting some relatives, and we had dinner at this deli. My baby sister was doing exactly what my parents told her not to do, and fell backwards in her chair. She seemed to be okay, so we continued dinner. We were still worried, so we asked her constantly if she felt alright. When we got back to our relatives' house, she wanted to use the bathroom. She was still learning how, so my mom went with her. Then when she got in, she started screaming "MY EARS ARE GONNA POP! MY EARS ARE GONNA POP!" and we couldn't calm her down. That got us really worried, because that was a sign that when she fell back in the deli, she might have hit her head. My dad offered her chocolate to try and calm her down just a little bit before we took her in to get her checked, and when she grabbed the chocolate, she immediately calmed down. Everyone was puzzled, and when she finished a few minutes later, we asked her why she was screaming like that. Her answer? "I just wanted some chocolate!"

Necromaster · 2011-02-14 00:03:23

throughthefire wrote:
Ummmmmm...
I can't think of anything for me, I was pretty calm and stuff, but I have to tell you about my baby sister!

We were visiting some relatives, and we had dinner at this deli. My baby sister was doing exactly what my parents told her not to do, and fell backwards in her chair. She seemed to be okay, so we continued dinner. We were still worried, so we asked her constantly if she felt alright. When we got back to our relatives' house, she wanted to use the bathroom. She was still learning how, so my mom went with her. Then when she got in, she started screaming "MY EARS ARE GONNA POP! MY EARS ARE GONNA POP!" and we couldn't calm her down. That got us really worried, because that was a sign that when she fell back in the deli, she might have hit her head. My dad offered her chocolate to try and calm her down just a little bit before we took her in to get her checked, and when she grabbed the chocolate, she immediately calmed down. Everyone was puzzled, and when she finished a few minutes later, we asked her why she was screaming like that. Her answer? "I just wanted some chocolate!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Put that in a joke book. lol

Necromaster · 2011-02-14 00:04:45

BlahBlahRatSheep wrote:
I got burned by an iron on my left hand by my big sister.
I started laughing for some odd reason I sounded maniacal and my mom got freaked out. >_>
I was weird child then,but I'm a different kind of weird now. 8P

Just like your sig. yikes

throughthefire · 2011-02-14 00:20:42

Necromaster wrote:
throughthefire wrote:
Ummmmmm...
I can't think of anything for me, I was pretty calm and stuff, but I have to tell you about my baby sister!

We were visiting some relatives, and we had dinner at this deli. My baby sister was doing exactly what my parents told her not to do, and fell backwards in her chair. She seemed to be okay, so we continued dinner. We were still worried, so we asked her constantly if she felt alright. When we got back to our relatives' house, she wanted to use the bathroom. She was still learning how, so my mom went with her. Then when she got in, she started screaming "MY EARS ARE GONNA POP! MY EARS ARE GONNA POP!" and we couldn't calm her down. That got us really worried, because that was a sign that when she fell back in the deli, she might have hit her head. My dad offered her chocolate to try and calm her down just a little bit before we took her in to get her checked, and when she grabbed the chocolate, she immediately calmed down. Everyone was puzzled, and when she finished a few minutes later, we asked her why she was screaming like that. Her answer? "I just wanted some chocolate!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Put that in a joke book.

Yep! That was two years ago, and she'd probably still do it now!

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