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#1 2011-01-14 16:07:33
- littletonkslover
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So There Was a Fork
So this kid I've been a rival with for a while because he calls me a Russian and teases me and stuff, he's not a bad person he's just an attention hog. Well anyways, he came up to me and my friends at lunch today and was like:
"HEY GURLS WASSUP?~"
It was just an impulse so I kinda grabbed a plastic fork and "punctured" him with it, it wasn't really hard though. Mostly people would go away after that but apparently this kid was trying to prove a point. So I.....started stabbing him.
With that fork. In the lunchroom. Teachers all around. He tried to take my pencil and that did it. NO ONE TAKES MY PENCILS.
I grabbed the pencil away from that evil person, my friend gave me a plastic knife and I put it to him and scraped his arm. Then he finally went away and muttered
"(Scratchy Jr. denies this word) Commie!"
do you think i might've hurt him because he didn't look all too happy
i mean he seemed fine the next time i saw him at literature though so im not sure
(If you can't tell this is more of an excuse to share this story)
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#2 2011-01-14 16:10:20
Re: So There Was a Fork
Meh, it was his fault, but personally I'd have grabbed a spoon not a fork- for personal reasons. Lol'd at title.
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#3 2011-01-14 16:12:23
- littletonkslover
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Re: So There Was a Fork
werdna123 wrote:
Meh, it was his fault, but personally I'd have grabbed a spoon not a fork- for personal reasons. Lol'd at title.
My friends told me not to worry but I wrote an apology just in that 0.0000000001% chance I could get in trouble. I didn't use it though lol and it was pretty bad anyways
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#4 2011-01-14 16:13:35
Re: So There Was a Fork
Next time use a hammer and sickle.
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Sorry, I just had to say that)
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#5 2011-01-14 16:13:42
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Re: So There Was a Fork
werdna123 wrote:
I Lol'd at title.
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#6 2011-01-14 16:15:36
Re: So There Was a Fork
Aidan wrote:
Next time use a hammer and sickle.
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#7 2011-01-14 16:18:57
- littletonkslover
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Aidan wrote:
Next time use a hammer and sickle.
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just to annoy him I'll try to wear black as many days as I can when we talk about the Cold War
haha i have a hammer at my house sadly not a sickle
i could hurt him with it and conveniently cut rows of grains
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#8 2011-01-14 16:49:41
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Re: So There Was a Fork
any other opinions
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#9 2011-01-14 16:50:56
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Ah, kids these days. THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR ALL OF YOU.
At my school, if you even picked up the fork and hit someone (Or pierced, whatever) with it, you would get in trouble. But people at my school don't care, they just keep being jerks.
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#10 2011-01-14 17:11:51
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Re: So There Was a Fork
bananaman114 wrote:
Ah, kids these days. THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR ALL OF YOU.
At my school, if you even picked up the fork and hit someone (Or pierced, whatever) with it, you would get in trouble. But people at my school don't care, they just keep being jerks.
he deserved it
well im not sure but i cant handle sharp objects very well just don't get on my bad side and you won't get scars
even so i end up hurting my friends somehow
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#11 2011-01-14 17:21:13
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Ok, see if I'm getting this right... so a guy came up to talk to you, and you stabbed him. He tried to stop you from stabbing him, so you cut him with a knife, and then he left and called you something racist.
And you're asking...whether you were acting right?
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#12 2011-01-14 17:47:58
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Violence is not the answer. Although it may make you feel better, it is harmful, and can result worse than you expect.
Be the bigger person.
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#13 2011-01-14 17:55:15
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Re: So There Was a Fork
You stabbed him because he called you a Russian and took your pencils....
Might want to work on self control, no matter how harmless the weapon is.
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#14 2011-01-14 17:57:17
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Kileymeister wrote:
You stabbed him because he called you a Russian and took your pencils....
No, he took her pencils BECAUSE she stabbed him, and then she slashed him.
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#17 2011-01-14 18:40:08
Re: So There Was a Fork
Wait, so when this kid who likes to tease tried to talk to you, you stabbed and scratched his arm with plastic eating utensils?
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#18 2011-01-14 18:43:20
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hmnwilson wrote:
Wait, so when this kid who likes to tease tried to talk to you, you stabbed and scratched his arm with plastic eating utensils?
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According to the story.
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#19 2011-01-14 19:01:48
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MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
hmnwilson wrote:
Wait, so when this kid who likes to tease tried to talk to you, you stabbed and scratched his arm with plastic eating utensils?
._.According to the story.
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Let's be glad they were only plastic. ._.
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#20 2011-01-14 19:02:41
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Re: So There Was a Fork
agscratcher wrote:
MiffinTheMuffin wrote:
hmnwilson wrote:
Wait, so when this kid who likes to tease tried to talk to you, you stabbed and scratched his arm with plastic eating utensils?
._.According to the story.
._.Let's be glad they were only plastic. ._.
Maybe...
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#21 2011-01-14 19:26:06
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Kileymeister wrote:
You stabbed him because he called you a Russian and took your pencils....
Might want to work on self control, no matter how harmless the weapon is.
Russian = Communist is a stereotype. Just sayin'.
antimonyarsenide wrote:
Ok, see if I'm getting this right... so a guy came up to talk to you, and you stabbed him. He tried to stop you from stabbing him, so you cut him with a knife, and then he left and called you something racist.
And you're asking...whether you were acting right?
And Communist is a political party, not a race.
SO THERE!
And on topic...
YES U DID HERT ME 
obviously joking...
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#22 2011-01-14 20:04:31
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Exhibit J:
A map of the Reagan (in red) vs Mondale (in blue) election.
I think he was right about the com...
...yeah, he deserved it.
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#23 2011-01-14 20:08:08
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illusionist wrote:
Exhibit J:
http://uspoliticsguide.com/images/Presi … al-map.gif
A map of the Reagan (in red) vs Mondale (in blue) election.
I think he was right about the com...
...yeah, he deserved it.
*high five* I remember that map. Walter Cronkite must have-... yeah it was a good election.
Your impulse was grab a knife? O.....kay. I'm just gonna sleep with my shotgun tonight in that case.
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#24 2011-01-14 20:53:13
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Re: So There Was a Fork
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
And Communist is a political party, not a race.
Yes, I know, but that guy calling her communist was an attempt to allude to her being russian, from what I can tell from the story.
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#25 2011-01-14 21:12:13
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Re: So There Was a Fork
I would have stabbed him in the throat
But that's just me
Poking and scraping is good too
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