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#1 2011-01-12 15:43:31
- GlitchSprite
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Help pl0x
My teacher doesn't like me so she's making me type a 4 paragraph essay about things I want to accomplish before 2012
Which sucks because if I write what I actually want to do before 2012 I'll be suspended
And I already asked Jean for help but she won't help me
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#3 2011-01-12 15:48:00
- Sunrise-Moon
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Re: Help pl0x
OOH! OOH! I know! You want to write the essay!
Do you have any short-term goals [not necessarily hard goals, but stuff you put off doing]?
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#4 2011-01-12 15:48:59
- GlitchSprite
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Re: Help pl0x
ob6160 wrote:
Why not lie?
That's the problem
All I got so far is half a paragraph on writing a book and I ran dry on witty things to say for that one
And my intro sucks
Sunrise-Moon wrote:
Do you have any short-term goals [not necessarily hard goals, but stuff you put off doing]?
Like building a time machine
Well the me from the future already told me I would build one
Unsurprisingly he and the time machine vanished one second later
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#5 2011-01-12 15:59:33
Re: Help pl0x
How about:
Learn something,
Start a really good hobby,
Go somewhere
And your intro could be:
For the year 2012 I would like to achieve many things and hopefully reach the goals and resolutions I will set out in the following essay.
I hope this helps
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#6 2011-01-12 16:00:51
- bananaman114
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Re: Help pl0x
You want to write an essay on writing essays.
And get over your fear of laywers.
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#7 2011-01-12 16:09:03
- GlitchSprite
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Re: Help pl0x
ob6160 wrote:
How about:
Learn something,
Start a really good hobby,
Go somewhere
And your intro could be:
For the year 2012 I would like to achieve many things and hopefully reach the goals and resolutions I will set out in the following essay.
I hope this helps
Thanks man
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#9 2011-01-12 16:16:25
- silverninja
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Re: Help pl0x
I'm not good at writing papers
But from my experience, just use bigger synonyms of words you're normally used to using so then you'll sound smart and teachers like that
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#10 2011-01-12 17:36:55
- antimonyarsenide
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Re: Help pl0x
Uh... tell her you want to get a perfect score on your AP Calc exam?
Just use one paragraph to explain each of the fundamental theorems of calculus, and your paper should be long enough.
Or tell her a figurative version of what you really want to do.
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#11 2011-01-12 18:07:43
Re: Help pl0x
How about you talk about building a boat for you and your family and not the teacher?
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#12 2011-01-12 20:37:02
- GlitchSprite
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Re: Help pl0x
So after several strips to the bathroom, 5 writer's blocks, 4 emails and 3 phone calls my essay is finished
C-, HERE I COME
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#13 2011-01-12 20:40:35
Re: Help pl0x
GlitchSprite wrote:
ob6160 wrote:
Why not lie?
That's the problem
All I got so far is half a paragraph on writing a book and I ran dry on witty things to say for that one
And my intro sucksSunrise-Moon wrote:
Do you have any short-term goals [not necessarily hard goals, but stuff you put off doing]?
Like building a time machine
Well the me from the future already told me I would build one
Unsurprisingly he and the time machine vanished one second later
I think that means you won't anymore.
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