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TuffGhost wrote:

ProgrammingFreak wrote:

RHY3756547 wrote:

Thiss ory of hemnoine garager nd er thre choces

onn day hemnoine garager wsa parctasing her spels wen sudennli vodlemoart apered and mad hemnoine sai "o no jegus chris sav me" then rawn cam out of a dor adn shoted "STOPEFIY!!!" and vodlemoart deid and then hemnoine relised she had 2 chos betwen god evl and rawn and shii chos rawn becuas she lov ham

thee edn

thss is a nu srs seris abot hemnoine nd ai encouraghe u to nawt mak ths intwo a TBG k?????

TRANSLATOR:

One day [insert name] was practicing her spells when suddenly [insert name] appeared and mad [insert name] said "Oh no Jesus Christ save me!" then [insert name] ran out of a door and shouted "STOPFIY!!" and [insert name] died and then [insert name] realised she had to chose between God and evil and run and she chose run because she love him

actually no its more like

One day Hermione Granger was practicing her spells wen suddenly Vodlemort appeared and made Hermione say "Oh no jegus chris save me" then Ron came out of a door and shouted "STUPEFY!!!" and Vodlemort died and then Hermione realised she had to choose between good evil and Ron and she chose Ron because she loves him.

the edn

U tak funneh.

Dis iz da b st sotry ev aer. i m juk ng, ts iz jst plin wrd. 

aht aws u ghate stohy duhs

This appears to be a TBG where you try and mangle the English language to the breaking point.  Please take it over to the TBG forums.