Scratch

This is a little story I made up about Scratch defending from trolls:


It was a bright, sunny day in forum land, and everything was normal. Floating magic trees where eating spam, while mods discussed anti-flame plans in their underground base which only they can see. So life was as it should be, nothing strange, no sudden attacks of the evil flame-creatures, and the various collabs made special devices, gadgets, and other useful objects.
    So as an unsuspecting donut danced along the street, the trolls hidden beneath a large, strangely shaped ruffling bee where given a perfect chance to sneak into the Scratch Team HQ. Troll blerg sneaked out, from behind the bee, and trundled along slightly carelessly towards the giant tower.
    Clunk, clunk, clunk. The sound of an old, retired moderator plodding along. Illusionist. While retired, he still remembered all his anti-trolling skills, and had nearly all his powers remaining. However, he was entering his old days, and wasn't going to last much longer. The main thing that scared Blerg was what Illusionist had said on his retiring speech 'before I leave this spamless world, I would like to make sure I beat the living sense out of at least five trolls'. Since then, he had banned, blocked and disposed of four trolls.
    Blerg jumped back behind the bee startling it.
    "YOUCH!," shouted Blorg, another troll. "IT STINGEDED MEH! IT STINGEDED MEH!" Evidently the bee had stung Blorg. And with it, had given away the seven trolls position away. Blorg's eyes rolled up towards the sky, and he flopped over. One of the trolls many advantages, Blorg thought, is that they feel no pity. He jumped over Blerg and he, and the five other trolls ran back to their bridge inwhich they lived. Illusionist swerved round, facing where the sound had come from. He rolled his eyes and called the chief mod- Cheddargirl. Cheddargirl was by far the most powerful mod, having destroyed hundreds, upon hundreds of trolls, and eaten tons, upon tons of spam. He put down his communicator and before you could say SPAM ATTACK she, and a group of four other mods had arrived. Illusionist looked at who she had brought; MyRedNeptune, Paddle2see, Dazachi (also retired), and Wolfie1996.
    "Trolls, you say?" asked Cheddargirl firmly.
    "Yes, Cheddar, seven of them. But Ruffle here got one down." He nodded to the large bee, who buzzed happily.
    "Where were they heading?" Neptune asked.
    "Guess," said Illusionist.
    "Just tell us, we haven't got time for this nonsense," Cheddargirl said inpatiently.
    "Towards the bridge," said Illusionist, cheeks reddening, "I think they'd been planning to invade the Scratch HQ. Perhaps to infiltrate it's Spam Protections."
    "I see," said Cheddargirl, "well, come on, we haven't got all day. Let's remove the trolls!"
    "But, but, to remove trolls you need to get close to them, and pour the banning liquid onto them! We couldn't possibly do that!" Paddle shouted.
    "Nothing is impossible.. just a little hard." Cheddargirl said, "We shall wait till night then sneak into there lair, if any one of them awakes we play dead. Trolls are rather stupid and shouldn't notice us, they'll think we're merely the victim of one of their spam attacks. Yes, that's right. We may be strong but when there are large troops of trolls entering the forums, some get through our defences."
   So they waited till night, hidden in some bushes, listening to the soft buzzing of the sleeping bee. As the digital clock which you find in the top right corner of the screen struck 12, the six of them moved out. It would be an even battle, six verses six. They had loaded darts with the banning liquid and placed them inside small guns. Each gun had two darts, they needed more but the liquid was expensive. It sometimes cost up to nineteen TBG gems. Many of the new scratchers worked on Banquid (banning liquid) farms, getting paid very little. But these were harsh times, the defencless n00bs where often treated badly by trolls in disguise as scratchers, and many scratchers where sucked in by the evil miscellanious force.
    They walked on, under the bridge. They could hear them before they could see them, loud snoring from six sleeping trolls. Neptune aimed her gun at the smallest of the trolls. BANG! The troll disintergrated at a cost- the gunshot had awoken the other trolls. They grunted and looked around.
    As Cheddar had instructed, they flopped down onto the ground. But Paddle had been spotted rolling over. The Troll roared and charged at Paddle, making load clangs, as his feet hit the cold wet ground.
    "NO!" shouted a voice. Everyone's heads, including the troll's turned round towards the entrance. There, grasping a sword, dripping with Banquid, was Lightnin. He charged at the troll, who just stood gaping, and slammed the sword into his chest. It disappeared. The battle was now 7 verses 5.
    "FOR SCRATCH!" shouted Lightnin.
    "FOR SCRATCH!" Echoed six other voices.
    "Uh, FOR TROLLIES!" shouted a confused troll.
    They charged together, and all you could see was smoke, flashes, and darkness.
    "RETREAT," cried Cheddargirl, "RETREAT!". The remaining mods ran back to the town. It was now near morning, and light was coming in. They dropped on the ground, gasping, and panting for breath. Finally, they got up, and looked who was there. Cheddargirl, Lightnin, Dazachi, and Illusionist. The same though was going around all of the four's head: Where was MyRedNeptune, Paddle2See, and Wolfie, what had happened to them, had they been hacked into by the trolls?
    "How, how many trolls survived?" Dazachi groaned.
    "Only two, but we can't attack again in this state," said Cheddargirl.
    "But what about the others?" asked Illusionist. Cheddargirl looked over to Illusionist, and shook her head. "We've lost them, they can't still be around. The.. the trolls will have them now."
    The next day they returned for another battle. Dazachi had been badly injured so could not help, but the rest returned. Just as before they sneaked under the bridge, but this time the trolls had been waiting for them. They had set traps, and equipped themselves in strong armour. Scratch could not win the battle. Dazachi charged, but got caught in a net and was thrown to the side, unconscious.
    A similar fate came to Illusionist as he was thrown to the ground by one of the trolls.  It was Cheddargirl against 2 fully grown trolls. She ducked and dived, swerving and avoiding, but finally tripped, and was thrown to the floor. The trolls gained on her, when suddenly they froze, and disappeared.
    "Wha?" CHeddargirl blinked. Standing infront of her was MyRedNeptune, riding RuffleBee, Wolfie, riding a donut, and Paddle, riding a tree, a floating magic tree to be precise.

Scratch had won the battle against trolls once more. If anybody is in this story and doesn't want to be, just say.    Also, I don't think anybody acts like they do in this, it's just to fit in with their role.


What do you think?

Last edited by werdna123 (2010-12-28 15:32:30)