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PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 21:57:33

MOVIE REVIEWS WITH ARMAND MCKARSTRONG - REVIEW #51 (2010) AMOUNT OF STARS ARMAND GIVES/MOVIE:**** "EXCITING AND BRILLIANT! A MUST SEE." SHOW RATING: TV-PG-LD

Armand McKarstrong in all his glory
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ARMAND: HELLO, EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS ARMAND MCKARSTRONG. I'M HERE TODAY BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO REVIEW THE UPCOMING MOVIE, KONICHIWA DARWIN. FIRST OF ALL, THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THE STRONG, AND OFTEN VIOLENT, BOND BETWEEN A FATHER AND HIS STEPDAUGHTER. HERE TODAY WITH US IS THE DIRECTOR, DARREL WOODSTOCK. SO, DARREL WOODSTOCK, WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO MAKE SUCH A MOVIE?
DARREL: WELL, I WAS INSPIRED TO MAKE IT BECAUSE I HAVE A STEPDAUGHTER MYSELF.
ARMAND: BUT...DID YOU STRUGGLE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER DID IN THIS MOVIE?
DARREL: YES, YES, I DID INDEED. AT FIRST, MY DAUGHTER SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME. HOWEVER, WE BEGAN TO FEEL A VERY UNCERTAIN LOVE FOR EACH OTHER. SHE FINALLY EXCEPTED ME AS HER FATHER. AT THAT VERY MOMENT, I...I JUST BEGAN TO BURST INTO TEARS. IT WAS REALLY JUST A HEART-TOUCHING MOMENT FOR ME AS A PARENT.
ARMAND: THE THING THAT'S BEEN PUZZLING ME FOR DAYS NOW, AND I'VE ASKED THIS TO SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WHAT'S UP WITH THE NAME? YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE. THE MOVIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DARWIN, SO WHAT'S UP WITH IT?
DARREL: PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THIS BEFORE. THE DARWIN PART IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THE FATHER AND DAUGHTER'S BOND "EVOLVED" IN SOME SORT OF WAY. THE KONICHIWA PART COMES FROM A CERTAIN THING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN MY FAMILY AND RELATIVES FOR GENERATIONS.
ARMAND: I SEE...... SO IN ONE PART OF THE MOVIE...I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'VE SEEN A PREVIEW...THE DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT. THE FATHER IS HAPPY AND BOTH SAD BECAUSE HE FINALLY HAS TO LET GO OF HER 'CAUSE SHE'S OLDER NOW. IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S TIME FOR HER TO LEAVE THE NEST. WHY ADD THIS PART OF THE MOVIE? I WOULD THINK THAT YOU'D STICK THAT IN A SEQUEL OR SOMETHING.
DARREL: WELL, I REALLY WANTED TO END THE WHOLE STORY RIGHT THEN AND THERE BECAUSE I ASSUMED THAT PROBABLY MAKING A SEQUEL WOULDN'T DO SO GOOD BECAUSE, AS YOU'VE ALL SEEN, SOME SEQUELS DON'T AMOUNT TO THE ORIGINALS SOMETIMES. I JUST WANTED TO SATISFY THE WATCHERS AND NOT HAVE THEM WAIT FOR A SEQUEL. WE TRASHED THE SEQUEL AND DECIDED TO ADD MORE TO THE ONE WE'RE WORKING ON NOW. AT FIRST, IT WAS GOING TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 95 MINUTES. NOW, IT'S SOMEWHERE AT TWO HOURS AND FOUR MINUTES.
ARMAND: WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING IT, AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO. FOR NOW, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT EDITION OF OUR SHOW.

MOVIE RATING: PG-13 RELEASE DATE: 2-5-11

CREDITS:
DIRECTOR-MARK CHAN
PRODUCER-GUY CHAMP
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER-CARMEN CHANNING
PHOTOGRAPHER-NATSUME TANAKA
HOST-ARMAND MCKARSTRONG
GUEST STAR-DARREL WOODSTOCK

NEXT TIME ON THIS SHOW: ARMAND REVIEWS 2 TIMES THE TROUBLE MOVIE. WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON MOVIE REVIEWS WITH ARMAND MCKARSTRONG!

A VIEWSCOPE PRODUCTIONS
© 2010, FOX

דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער. yikes Do not pay any attention to this part. It's a glitch in the show. Maybe. big_smile Ha. Ha. Ha. Hee. Hee. Hee. smile Have a nice day. Maybe.

If you enjoyed this episode of Movie Reviews w/ Armand McKarstrong, tell us what you think about it and review this movie, as well.

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floatingmagictree · 2010-12-27 22:03:08

what in mres's name is this

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:04:31

floatingmagictree wrote:
what in mres's name is this

Who in mres's name is mres

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:07:23

GlitchSprite wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
what in mres's name is this
Who in mres's name is mres

I mrses dunno... yikes BTW, don't even try and figure out the text above the Twilight Zone thing. lol

rufflebee · 2010-12-27 22:08:06

tl;dr
but i looked over it
and it doesnt make any sense

johndo77 · 2010-12-27 22:08:15

GlitchSprite wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
what in mres's name is this
Who in mres's name is mres

He's an administrator for Scratch.

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:08:58

I looked at the hypnotizer thing too long

CAN NOT UNSEE

johndo77 wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
what in mres's name is this
Who in mres's name is mres
He's an administrator for Scratch.

Cool

I like his beard

Reminds me of mine

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floatingmagictree · 2010-12-27 22:09:47

this is spam then, isn't it?

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:14:07

floatingmagictree wrote:
this is spam then, isn't it?

You decide I guess

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:16:32

rufflebee wrote:
tl;dr
but i looked over it
and it doesnt make any sense

That's the thing you see. Don't figure it out. AT ALL. lol

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:17:54

floatingmagictree wrote:
this is spam then, isn't it?

I dunno. Figure it out. YOURSELF.

rufflebee · 2010-12-27 22:18:47

PandaGuy wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
tl;dr
but i looked over it
and it doesnt make any sense
That's the thing you see. Don't figure it out. AT ALL.

um
what

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:18:49

PandaGuy wrote:
דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער

What the

Hebrew

Half of it is nonsense and half of it is Spanish

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:18:54

GlitchSprite wrote:
I looked at the hypnotizer thing too long

CAN NOT UNSEE

johndo77 wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
Who in mres's name is mres
He's an administrator for Scratch.
Cool

I like his beard

Reminds me of mine

yikes

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:21:39

PandaGuy wrote:
דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער

First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:22:28

GlitchSprite wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער
First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Puzzling, isn't it? smile

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:23:12

PandaGuy wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער
First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער
Puzzling, isn't it?

And my computer can't even pick up half the letters

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:25:44

Now Google translate

Hebrew:
Das iz Windle. On pretty Manatsne Enarwiod Edam Prageram Edarmant no nit Acsali Aakzistearn Tan. Der Film nit Aaksistearn Adar Tot

Catalan (What the):
Das iz Windle. Where pretty Manatsne Enarwiod Edam Prageram Edarmant not Acsali night Aakzistearn Tan. Der Film night Aaksistearn Adar All

German:
This iz Windle. Where pretty Manatsne Enarwiod Edam Prageram Edarmant not Acsali night Aakzistearn Tan. The movie night Aaksistearn Adar All

English:
This iz Windle. Where pretty Manatsne Enarwiod Edam Prageram Edarmant not Acsali night Aakzistearn Tan. The movie night Aaksistearn Adar All

Creepy bro

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:25:47

GlitchSprite wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:

First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער
Puzzling, isn't it?
And my computer can't even pick up half the letters

big_smile Ha. Ha. Ha!

GlitchSprite · 2010-12-27 22:27:03

PandaGuy wrote:
Ha. Ha. Ha!

Was that an ABC Family laugh or something

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 22:29:12

GlitchSprite wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
Ha. Ha. Ha!
Was that an ABC Family laugh or something

...DUNNO. smile

TuffGhost · 2010-12-27 23:01:04

PandaGuy wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
דאס איז שווינדל. די מענטשן ינערוויוד און דערמאנט אין דעם פּראָגראַם טאָן ניט אַקשלי עקזיסטירן. דער פֿילם טוט ניט עקסיסטירן אָדער
First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער
Puzzling, isn't it?

yeah its quite confounding

say since you obviously wrote this as you keep telling me mind to explain what it says

PandaGuy · 2010-12-27 23:03:19

TuffGhost wrote:
PandaGuy wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:

First it was Hebrew

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no dem פּראָגראַם טאָן nit אַקשלי akazistirn. Der פֿילם Todt nit axistirn אָדער

Then it was Danish

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער

Then it was English

Des ais שווינדל. Enough mantshn ynarooiod Eun Darmant no them פּראָגראַם טאָן nits אַקשלי akazistirn. There פֿילם Todt nits axistirn אָדער
Puzzling, isn't it?
yeah its quite confounding

say since you obviously wrote this as you keep telling me mind to explain what it says

Well, I don't want to. It'll reveal the secret message to everyone. I'll find a way to do it secretly. If I do, don't tell anyone the secret message. Okay?

Paddle2See · 2010-12-28 05:06:57

Hey Pandaguy - I must admit, while I find your post here most interesting, I am having a lot of trouble figuring out what it's purpose is. What are you looking for here? If it's some sort of puzzle game than it probably belongs over in the TBG forum.

These forums are for sharing information...but I (and apparently many others) can't figure out what information you are sharing here. Please help me by explaining futher.

steppenwulf · 2010-12-28 09:28:11

The caps make it really hard to read, so I didn't read two sentences.

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