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Magic in a Bottle/Jar

Camera fades in from black into a park seen from a wide shot far away. A man in pajamas is sitting in the middle of the park on a blue foldable chair reading The Cat in a Hat. A person named Joey runs up to him. When he arrives, the camera cuts to a closer shot. His shirt has a Hawaiian pattern on it. He is also wearing a pirate hat. His expression is a face of total happiness to the point of it being slightly (but not very) creepy. 

JOEY:
HEY JIMMY! JIMMY! JIMMY!!!

The man in pajamas (Jimmy) turns around. His face shows no expression other than possibly a tiny bit annoyed. His voice is monotone, sort of HAL 9000-like.

JIMMY:
What do you want, Joey.

Joey holds up a jar painted blue with glitter and foam stars taped shoddily onto it.

JOEY:
I CAUGHT MAGIC IN A BOTTLE!

JIMMY:
That's a jar, not a bottle.

Joey remains un-phased.

JOEY:
BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH!

JIMMY:
Why are you wearing a pirate hat.

The camera cuts to Joey's face in a medium close-up.

JOEY:
BECAUSE YOU NEED A PIRATE HAT TO CATCH MAGIC IN A BOTTLE, JIMMY!

The camera cuts back to Jimmy, again in a medium close-up, who has gotten up.

JIMMY:
Jar.

The camera cuts back to Joey, who now has a girl wearing a Victorian-Era dress and a gas mask standing behind him named Jeff.

JOEY:
IT'S STILL GOOD ENOUGH!

JEFF:
Meef.

The camera cuts back to Jimmy again.

JIMMY:
Joey, what is that.

The camera cuts back to Joey again.

JOEY:
THAT'S JEFF!

JEFF:
Meef.

The camera cuts back to Jimmy, who is still showing almost no emotion.

JIMMY:
It's disturbing, Joey.

The camera cuts back to Joey, still as ecstatic as ever. Jeff has disappeared just as suddenly as she/it appeared.

JOEY:
NOT REALLY!

Camera cuts back to a plain medium shot showing both of them from the side.

JIMMY:
It's gone, now. You still did not catch magic.

Joey hands Jimmy the jar.

JOEY:
YES I DID! OPEN IT!

JIMMY:
Fine.

He opens the jar. A puff of smoke appears with the sound "slurp" combined with a Windows 98 error alarm, and a very faint bit of the sound you would get if you made this into a Notepad text file and opened it in Audacity. and when it fades you can see another man standing with Joey and Jimmy named Magic. He is wearing a business suit, red tie, blue flip-flops, and a floppy pink hat with a dagger stuck in it. He is smiling gently. As he speaks his voice is deep and his mouth movements don't match his speech in the slightest.

MAGIC:
Hello, I'm Magic.

Joey is still gleaming. Jimmy just stands and stares with a face of confusion.

MAGIC:
Excuse me, but I must be going. I'm late for the International Conference Convention Committee of the International Conference Convention Committee of Ambiguous Names.

He starts to walk away. Camera cuts to a shot where Jimmy and Joey are on the left edge of the shot and Magic is abut 2 feet away from them. He leaps up as if he was about to fly off Superman-style, but he just falls on the ground. He then inches away like a caterpillar. Joey is still happy. After he finally inches off-shot, Jimmy faints, simply falling backwards. As soon as he hits the ground, the camera cuts to black and displays this text:

END THE.


Yeah, It's kinda weird. If you want to make it into an animation for some reason or just yell at me because it's terrible to you, go ahead. Yeah.