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helltank wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

I am 10.

Eleven year olds can't be pedophiles anyway
Pedophilia is

Wikipedia wrote:

a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 and older)

Hey, why do you think I'm creeped out? It's because it's humanly impossible

@BaronVonBlade-Basically they're preying on other children
@Poopo-In your closet. Why?

That's nice.

Once, I ate some paper.
And today, on the current (slightly disturbing) topic, we went on a trip to Cadbury World and one of my friend wore some geek glasses as a joke. You know, the 3D glasses with the lenses popped out. Some late teen boys thought she looked funny so they took a picture of her. We decided to get back at them so we took photos of them, and they were posing and prancing around. So our school trip went weird because the whole of the boy's school party started videoing us, even when they were leaving, they still carried on snapping pictures of us! It was scary, and hilarious!

poopo wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

Once, I ate some paper.
And today, on the current (slightly disturbing) topic, we went on a trip to Cadbury World and one of my friend wore some geek glasses as a joke. You know, the 3D glasses with the lenses popped out. Some late teen boys thought she looked funny so they took a picture of her. We decided to get back at them so we took photos of them, and they were posing and prancing around. So our school trip went weird because the whole of the boy's school party started videoing us, even when they were leaving, they still carried on snapping pictures of us! It was scary, and hilarious!

Lol.   Stalker!

Yeah, lol! They were staring at us girls. 

poopo wrote:

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

poopo wrote:

Lol.   Stalker!

Yeah, lol! They were staring at us girls. 

RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!!!!!

*Rings Grammar Police*
Hello?
Hello, I would like to report an act of extreme violence against law 87 under section 3...

10 minutes later:
GP: What is the meaning of this? Lifes? I think the word you're looking for is 'lives'. I'm adding 3 points to your grammar card.

poopo wrote:

werdna123 wrote:

poopo wrote:

RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!!!!!

*Rings Grammar Police*
Hello?
Hello, I would like to report an act of extreme violence against law 87 under section 3...

10 minutes later:
GP: What is the meaning of this? Lifes? I think the word you're looking for is 'lives'. I'm adding 3 points to your grammar card.

Wow I gonna becom a fugitive.

Oh please, and just after your little *chat* with the GP, 'going to' not gonna.

poopo wrote:

Triple facepalm.

Quadruple.    Anyway, let's get back on topic- however tempting it me be.

bbbeb wrote:

kimmy123 wrote:

GlitchSprite wrote:

I sniped a squirrel off main street and hung it on my bathroom window

Only problem was that it had rabies

Lol. How on earth did you get a sniper rifle?

You can buy them, depending on which state you live in. In Texas, rifles are easy to get (but to get a pistol you need to give the dealer a two day background check, since pistols are more often used to commit crime). I have a friend with a .22 caliber sniper rifle. You can get cheap one's for $180, and install a scope on it. 

BTW, don't think of a sniper rifle as some huge nifty gun from MW2. A sniper rifle is pretty much any gun with a scope on it.

Last edited by militarydudes (2010-12-15 14:53:25)

werdna123 wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

bbbeb wrote:

Lol. How on earth did you get a sniper rifle?

You can buy them, depending on which state you live in. In Texas, rifles are easy to get (but to get a pistol you need to give the dealer a two day background check, since pistols are more often used to commit crime). I have a friend with a .22 caliber sniper rifle. You can get cheap one's for $180, and install a scope on it. 

But most of us Brits have never seen a gun in our life!

Lol. Neither have most American kids. Most people who own guns are hunters and criminals, so if you, you're Dad, or a friend isn't a hunter or a criminal, don't expect to see a gun any time soon. I'm neither a hunter or a criminal, but I've used guns for fun or for NRA qualifications.

Last edited by militarydudes (2010-12-15 14:57:28)

juststickman wrote:

Almost kicked a teacher from halfway across the room.

Lol how?

I began attempting to use a cauculadora as a cell phone, and didn't realize it until my friends told me.    I also began doing the Jai Ho when i got a good score on my Science test, in front of the room. LOL.

werdna123 wrote:

poopo wrote:

Triple facepalm.

Quadruple.    Anyway, let's get back on topic- however tempting it me be.

Grammar police please...
Violation of law 20001 act 200
However tempting it may be!
that's 5 points to your grammar card!

Chatter wrote:

The akwardest thing that happened to me was that once I got in trouble for something that I can't remember, so I had to go in my room, and when I got there, I fell asleep on my bed. When I woke up, I checked my watch and it was 7:00! I looked out the window just to make sure it looked like 7 and it was, so I pinched myself and I wasn't dreaming. Then, I went downstairs and stared at the Wii for about half an hour I think. Then my parents came down and got all mad at me because they thought I was playing the Wii, and then I was totally confused and told them it was only 7:30, and then they told me it was 7 P.M.! It's real easy to confuse A.M. and P.M. After that I didn't have to go back to my room. XD

Lol lucky you.