Scratch

That kid's dumb lol. A couple years back, I was the volunteer supervisor over the kids giving drinks to the runners at the St. Jude marathon here in Memphis. They were making green and red powerade and giving it out as the people ran by. I got one of them in trouble because one of them was yelling "get your donkey blood here!" As he was giving out red powerade lol.

[offtopic]I must have the record for most 1st posts on new topics in misc. o.o

Last edited by steppenwulf (2010-12-13 13:41:55)

poopo wrote:

Post your akward stories here!    REAL ones please.
Here's mine:
Ok so for baseball we did a fundraiser outside of a Kroger(supermarket). It was my coaches and 3 other people on my team(and me). So some guy comes up to(this is not his name but I'll use it as a place holder) Bob and although we are raising money to go to a big baseball tornumant Bob makes up the lie that a player on our team has cancer and that were raising money to help him. So Bob actually tells this guy "Hello, I play for [team name] and we are raising money so we can help a kid on our team who has cancer play this spring." then the guy says "Sorry I don't have any money but I promise to come back out with some money and buy what your selling." so sure enough this guy comes follows up except he talks to the coaches instead of Bob. So he says to the coaches
"So this is for a kid on your team with cancer? This is a great cause it's just amazing to see people spending their time helping someone." but the coaches said "No were raising money for the season" and Bob got in trouble, the guy walked off, and I facepalmed.
Do like it? It really happened.

Ah yes
Because sharing awkward stories about your life to strangers on the internet is so fun right

Anyway I once called my teacher "Mom"
Which was odd because he was a man

I'd rather not share my awkward stories with strangers I don't know in real life

Oh and you spelled 'awkward' wrong

Last edited by silverninja (2010-12-13 17:18:13)

When I was 8, I stuck my head out of my bedroom window (on the third story of our three story house), and sang the Madagascar version of Jingle Bells as loud as I could, for no discernible reason. When I looked down, my neighbors were on their back porch smoking, and staring at me. 

Last edited by militarydudes (2010-12-13 17:52:34)

GlitchSprite wrote:

Half of my knee-slapping stories are too inappropriate for Scratch

Aren't you 11?

militarydudes wrote:

When I was 8, I stuck my head out of my bedroom window (on the third story of our three story house), and sang the Madagascar version of Jingle Bells as loud as I could, for no discernible reason. When I looked down, my neighbors were on their back porch smoking, and staring at me. 

Lol! does that include a basement/attic?

agscratcher wrote:

GlitchSprite wrote:

Half of my knee-slapping stories are too inappropriate for Scratch

Let me guess...some of the stories are the kind of thing that would make a perv go "HALLELUJAH!" reeeeeeeeeeeal loud. Am I not correct? 

What

No

Worse than that

agscratcher wrote:

GlitchSprite wrote:

Half of my knee-slapping stories are too inappropriate for Scratch

Let me guess...some of the stories are the kind of thing that would make a perv go "HALLELUJAH!" reeeeeeeeeeeal loud. Am I not correct? 

Lol what the heck?

GlitchSprite wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

GlitchSprite wrote:

Half of my knee-slapping stories are too inappropriate for Scratch

Let me guess...some of the stories are the kind of thing that would make a perv go "HALLELUJAH!" reeeeeeeeeeeal loud. Am I not correct? 

What

No

Worse than that

o.9

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TuffGhost wrote:

i have a raccoon skeleton in my bathroom

that induces awkwardness all the time