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#1 2010-12-06 17:34:17
- steppenwulf
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I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
After 7 close games, I finally beat Hanzel! He was strong like bull, but he was no match for my strategic genius. If you must know, Hanzel is my electronic Battleship game that I got 5 or 6 years ago. I have a habit of playing every game on the hardest difficulty, so I did the same for Hanzel. I kept losing to it so I just stopped playing. A couple of days ago I decided to try and beat it, and I would've won but I could never find the last ship. I named him Hanzel because I was mad at him for cheating me. Today I got lucky while we were both down to one ship. I studied the configuration of his ships and made an educated guess as to where I should place my last spy plane. It turned out the spy plane was right on the money and I found his last ship before he killed me 
Sorry it's so tl;dr but I'm really happy lol. What games have kept losing to and then eventually crushed like an ant? I swear Battleship cheats when you find it's last ship.
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#2 2010-12-06 17:39:16
- silverninja
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Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
ok...
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#4 2010-12-06 17:48:50
- bananaman114
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Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
rufflebee wrote:
I played battleship once
The kid I was playing with always put their ships like lined up right next to eachother so I won every time
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#5 2010-12-06 18:18:59
Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
I have a Battleship iApp called iSink U. It's a really great game. They make little splashing noises when put into the water, even though there huge ships. It's kinda funny.
But in all, I prefer the old, classic game of Battleship.
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#6 2010-12-06 20:52:29
- steppenwulf
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Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
blazerv82 wrote:
I have a Battleship iApp called iSink U. It's a really great game. They make little splashing noises when put into the water, even though there huge ships. It's kinda funny.
But in all, I prefer the old, classic game of Battleship.
I prefer the electronic battleship with advanced mode because you can have spy plane and missles n stoof.
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#7 2010-12-06 20:56:24
Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
I played it with like a paper board once and we like drew our ships and stuff on
But that sucked because the girl I was going against kept cheating but I could have cared less so I didn't say anything
I won anyway
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#8 2010-12-06 20:57:04
- Kileymeister
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Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
rufflebee wrote:
I played it with like a paper board once and we like drew our ships and stuff on
But that sucked because the girl I was going against kept cheating but I could have cared less so I didn't say anything
I won anyway
If you could have cared less, wouldn't you have had to care at all?
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#9 2010-12-06 20:59:43
Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
Kileymeister wrote:
rufflebee wrote:
I played it with like a paper board once and we like drew our ships and stuff on
But that sucked because the girl I was going against kept cheating but I could have cared less so I didn't say anything
I won anywayIf you could have cared less, wouldn't you have had to care at all?
Yes, I did care somewhat
But I didn't care enough to say anything
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#10 2010-12-06 21:07:30
- Nexstudent
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Re: I finally beat Hanzel!!! :D
I was once playing Sonic riders, and the last place player literally popped out of no where and was in front of me. It never passed me, it was just there. I hate when CPUs cheat.
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