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TheGameMaster1231 wrote:

I have two:

1. If you went into a time machine and murdered your grandmother when she was a little girl. (If you murdered her before you existed, you wouldn't exist, but if you didn't exist, you wouldn't have murdered her... See, this is why they haven't invented time machines.)

2. Justin Bieber is an awesome singer. (...)

I think the second is just an oxymoron. Like "We're from the government; we're here to help you" or "Military Intelligence".

Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-11-28 13:51:56)