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#28 2010-11-27 23:28:31
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
TuffGhost wrote:
08jackt wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
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what an amazing post. thanks for that.
when did that post even happen man
i cant find it
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#29 2010-11-28 02:46:50
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
The below statement is false.
The above statement is true. 
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#30 2010-11-28 07:47:43
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
WEll mthanks for the reimder of that, heres one.... "Thats just cheeze on the bun right there" My friends says that... it raises an whole convo
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#32 2010-11-28 08:21:44
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
fire219 wrote:
Yay, I won the Game, at last! Or did I....
Here's one: "The world is a lie."
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#33 2010-11-28 09:58:51
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
kiwi95 wrote:
Still love the Piniochio one. "My nose is about to grow".
But that one doesn't work.
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#34 2010-11-28 10:17:55
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
Kileymeister wrote:
kiwi95 wrote:
Still love the Piniochio one. "My nose is about to grow".
But that one doesn't work.
lol
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#35 2010-11-28 10:23:08
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
recycle49 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
kiwi95 wrote:
Still love the Piniochio one. "My nose is about to grow".
But that one doesn't work.
lol
No, I mean it's not a paradox.
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#36 2010-11-28 10:29:09
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
Kileymeister wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
But that one doesn't work.lol
No, I mean it's not a paradox.
It is a paradox isn't it? He's saying that his nose is about to grow, which is a lie. But since it's a lie, his nose has to grow, but then that would turn what he said into a truth.
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#37 2010-11-28 10:31:34
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
steppenwulf wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
lolNo, I mean it's not a paradox.
It is a paradox isn't it? He's saying that his nose is about to grow, which is a lie. But since it's a lie, his nose has to grow, but then that would turn what he said into a truth.
The thing is it's not a lie, he's simply wrong. He thinks it's a lie, but it's not, it is simply an incorrect statement.
If I told you "It will rain tomorrow" and it didn't, I didn't lie, I was just wrong. Same principle, only more immediate.
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#38 2010-11-28 10:33:44
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
Kileymeister wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
But that one doesn't work.lol
No, I mean it's not a paradox.
I was laughing because he tought it was one...
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#39 2010-11-28 10:35:11
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
Kileymeister wrote:
steppenwulf wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
No, I mean it's not a paradox.It is a paradox isn't it? He's saying that his nose is about to grow, which is a lie. But since it's a lie, his nose has to grow, but then that would turn what he said into a truth.
The thing is it's not a lie, he's simply wrong. He thinks it's a lie, but it's not, it is simply an incorrect statement.
If I told you "It will rain tomorrow" and it didn't, I didn't lie, I was just wrong. Same principle, only more immediate.
Hmm, guess you're right.
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#40 2010-11-28 10:45:00
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
throughthefire wrote:
here's a paradox:
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
No. 
See, I didn't accept the mission, thus fufilling it without accepting it.
AND I JUST LOST THE GAME
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#42 2010-11-28 11:05:30
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
recycle49 wrote:
"I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."
Dude what
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#43 2010-11-28 11:06:37
Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
GlitchSprite wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
"I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."
Dude what
Thats a paradox befacuse your saying even tough you are abloged to operate on him you wont, your braking your own rule
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#44 2010-11-28 11:07:58
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
recycle49 wrote:
GlitchSprite wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
"I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."
Dude what
Thats a paradox befacuse your saying even tough you are abloged to operate on him you wont, your braking your own rule
But the sentence does not contradict itself
Never mind
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#45 2010-11-28 11:07:59
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
My favorite paradox:
"The statement below is true"
"The statement above is false"
I guess it is not an actual paradox, but try thinking abut it. Dx
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#46 2010-11-28 11:09:17
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
MasterOfDeception wrote:
"The statement below is true"
"The statement above is false"
werdna123 wrote:
The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.
Even more confusing
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#47 2010-11-28 11:11:04
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
xD I just saw werdna's post. But nobody seemed to care, so a repost was good... right?
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#48 2010-11-28 13:21:01
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
Here's one of my favorites:
In Somewhereville, there is only one barber. The barber only shaves everyone in town who does not shave themselves. The question is: Does the barber shave himself? If he does, he is breaking his own rule, because he is shaving someone who shaves himself. But, if he doesn't shave himself, he is still breaking his own rule, because he is not shaving someone who doesn't shave themselves.
Even though this seems to be a paradox, it isn't. Highlight below to see why.
The barber doesn't live in Somewhereville!
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#49 2010-11-28 13:31:31
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
rubiks_cube_guy238 wrote:
Here's one of my favorites:
In Somewhereville, there is only one barber. The barber only shaves everyone in town who does not shave themselves. The question is: Does the barber shave himself? If he does, he is breaking his own rule, because he is shaving someone who shaves himself. But, if he doesn't shave himself, he is still breaking his own rule, because he is not shaving someone who doesn't shave themselves.[/color]
Or he doesn't shave at all. Eugh.
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#50 2010-11-28 13:38:52
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Re: The ultimate paradox :O omgnowai
I have two:
1. If you went into a time machine and murdered your grandmother when she was a little girl. (If you murdered her before you existed, you wouldn't exist, but if you didn't exist, you wouldn't have murdered her... See, this is why they haven't invented time machines.)
2. Justin Bieber is an awesome singer. (...)
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