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#1 2010-11-25 00:43:10

throughthefire
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Registered: 2009-07-09
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The Mission...

I am about to give you a top secret mission that, if you do not complete, the world will explode. Here it is:

Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?



Do you have any awesome sentences like these? I think they're called sophisms. Any others you're willing to share?


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#2 2010-11-25 01:26:18

AtomicBawm3
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Re: The Mission...

This is a lie.


http://i50.tinypic.com/j0yw0p.jpg

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#3 2010-11-25 23:39:16

throughthefire
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Re: The Mission...

AtomicBawm3 wrote:

This is a lie.

The Cake is a lie

Here's another one:
A woman brings her young child to the nile river to take a look, when a crocodile takes the child from the mother. The crocodile then asks the mother this:

If you guess correctly what I will do with this child, I will give him back to you. If you guess incorrectly, I will eat him.

That's my second favorite. The mission one is my favorite


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#4 2010-11-25 23:50:56

Harakou
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Re: The Mission...

http://files.sharenator.com/Pinocchio_Paradox_Pinocchio_Paradox-s500x630-17825-580.jpg


http://www.blocks.scratchr.org/API.php?action=random&return=image&link1=http://i.imgur.com/OZn2RD3.png&link2=http://i.imgur.com/duzaGTB.png&link3=http://i.imgur.com/CrDGvvZ.png&link4=http://i.imgur.com/POEpQyZ.png&link5=http://i.imgur.com/ZKJF8ac.png

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#5 2010-11-25 23:59:03

GlitchSprite
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Re: The Mission...

It is called a paradox


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#6 2010-11-26 01:11:30

throughthefire
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Re: The Mission...

GlitchSprite wrote:

It is called a paradox

Okay!
anyone got any good ones?


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#7 2010-11-26 07:52:07

Scratchthatguys
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Re: The Mission...

This is a Text-Based game. This Text-Based game has pictures.

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#8 2010-11-26 13:51:22

throughthefire
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Re: The Mission...

Scratchthatguys wrote:

This is a Text-Based game. This Text-Based game has pictures.

I don't know. This isn't a game, just a place for discussing and sharing paradoxes


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#9 2010-11-26 13:53:07

kimmy123
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Re: The Mission...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2QaEfHAIrHCAAM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/CommentPhoto/47fbc3c4_b0b7_5838.jpg&t=1
^My mind^


http://i.imgur.com/Mg3TPIE.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/rgyzXV5.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/685FKVd.pnghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/8678e33865664f328e1654109679cb92/tumblr_mm1qu3jGD71s8caito3_r1_250.gif

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#10 2010-11-26 13:58:43

Kileymeister
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Re: The Mission...

That one actually isn't a paradox.  He's not lying, he's just wrong about saying it will.  Wrong=/=Lie.

It's like if I said it will rain tomorrow and it didn't.

Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-11-26 14:01:42)


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#11 2010-11-26 14:06:29

bananaman114
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Registered: 2010-03-15
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Re: The Mission...

LOL nice.. I used to know a really good one, but I forgot it... D:


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