I honestly think that if Santa did exist, he would be so upset with how many different ways he's portrayed that he wouldn't be involved in Christmas anymore.
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I didn't, don't, and won't believe in Santa Claus.
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I stopped believing when my parents snuck into the garage to get the gifts whilew they thought I was asleep, and the garage door fell off.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but if you want the logical truth... -> sadly, he is not real.
If you want the happy truth... ->He's as real as my shoes! *waves shoes in air*
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ob6160 wrote:
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OMG I LOVE YOUR SIG! I can't remember where I saw that image originally xD.
Oh, and I don't believe in Santa Claus. If Santa is real, then why is the banana peel on the ceiling of the glass-floored meta-car?
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kimmy123 wrote:
silverninja wrote:
Sorry but santa clause isn't real.
I'm such a jerkIt would be creepy if he was, because wouldn't you get creeped out if there was some guy you don't know in your house?
and what if he stopped to use the bathroom in UR house from the long journey? he might umm a miss-a the toilet then he will have to clean it then if he gets caught then people are gonna hate him. xD!
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08jackt wrote:
Great job ruining her christmas guys.
But the damage has been done- I stopped when I was 10. D:
Meh two
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JeanTheFox wrote:
recycle49 wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
This isn't Star Trek, Kringle. JKWhat about STAR WARS
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That pic is funny because of how badly shopped it is xD
Anyway, you kids may not know this, but I'm Santa's assistant. I'm the one who makes sure the anti-matter jet boosters on his sled work year round.
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steppenwulf wrote:
That pic is funny because of how badly shopped it is xD
LOL, it was really badly photoshopped XD.
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werdna123 wrote:
steppenwulf wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
That pic is funny because of how badly shopped it is xD
LOL, it was really badly photoshopped XD.
Yes terrible.
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kimmy123 wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
It makes me sad when I see people not believe. I mean its fine not too, but if you say its a scam and a lie it makes it sound all horrid. I wish he was really real T_T
I am going to be Santa when I grow up. Its all part of the master plan.*Pictures you in a santa costume*
hey....I don't know what you look like in real life so
*Pictures white figure in a santa costume*
I will make Santa real. Because I will become him. It will all end up true for the kiddies!
And yes, it is possible. I have it all planned out.

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wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
It makes me sad when I see people not believe. I mean its fine not too, but if you say its a scam and a lie it makes it sound all horrid. I wish he was really real T_T
I am going to be Santa when I grow up. Its all part of the master plan.*Pictures you in a santa costume*
hey....I don't know what you look like in real life so
*Pictures white figure in a santa costume*I will make Santa real. Because I will become him. It will all end up true for the kiddies!
And yes, it is possible. I have it all planned out.
What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?
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kimmy123 wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
*Pictures you in a santa costume*
hey....I don't know what you look like in real life so
*Pictures white figure in a santa costume*I will make Santa real. Because I will become him. It will all end up true for the kiddies!
And yes, it is possible. I have it all planned out.What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?
Well, to be honest, it won't only be me. I will get other people and say its just one person (Santa)
But that is the only lie involved, so it is all good.

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*Santa Claus
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wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
I will make Santa real. Because I will become him. It will all end up true for the kiddies!
And yes, it is possible. I have it all planned out.What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?
Well, to be honest, it won't only be me. I will get other people and say its just one person (Santa)
But that is the only lie involved, so it is all good.
Can I be one of the other people?
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kimmy123 wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?Well, to be honest, it won't only be me. I will get other people and say its just one person (Santa)
But that is the only lie involved, so it is all good.Can I be one of the other people?
I don't know you most likely, so its unlikely.

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wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?
Well, to be honest, it won't only be me. I will get other people and say its just one person (Santa)
But that is the only lie involved, so it is all good.
Seeing as Santa is supposed to be old, overweight, and have completely white hair and a beard, it's going to be pretty hard to find people to help you with that...
...Well, if you want it to really seem real.
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antimonyarsenide wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
kimmy123 wrote:
What are you going to drive to houses with? Or will you walk?
Well, to be honest, it won't only be me. I will get other people and say its just one person (Santa)
But that is the only lie involved, so it is all good.Seeing as Santa is supposed to be old, overweight, and have completely white hair and a beard, it's going to be pretty hard to find people to help you with that...
...Well, if you want it to really seem real.
Only I will dress like Santa. The others can look like whom they wish.

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werdna123 wrote:
steppenwulf wrote:
JeanTheFox wrote:
That pic is funny because of how badly shopped it is xD
LOL, it was really badly photoshopped XD.
XD it was! lol
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rufflebee wrote:
This thread reminds me-
I'm going to my godmother's house tomorrow to wrap her childrens' Christmas presents
It's like I'm an elf or something
At first I thought that said grandmother's house
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I don't believe in him now, but one day, I will help wiimaster with his plans to make santa real. And speaking of that, wiimaster, you'd need people to be elves.
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pika100chu wrote:
I don't believe in him now, but one day, I will help wiimaster with his plans to make santa real. And speaking of that, wiimaster, you'd need people to be elves.
Ask rufflebee
She or he can help
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GlitchSprite wrote:
pika100chu wrote:
I don't believe in him now, but one day, I will help wiimaster with his plans to make santa real. And speaking of that, wiimaster, you'd need people to be elves.
Ask rufflebee
She or he can help
Yeah, LOL, I read rufflebee's post.
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