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juststickman wrote:

Putting a pig in a cage gives you an infinite source of bacon.

I know, pig spawner FTW

You can put water supplying charities in africa out of business through creating a 2x2 pool of water.
I know, and it only works with water, not lava

You PUNCH sheep to get wool.
What else are you supposed to do, you dont have shears 

You can punch through stone in less than a minute.
You have a super hand, notice how you can punch through diamond as well

Solid diamonds make good tools.
If you molded them well they would

Clay is rarer than diamonds.
It is not, you just have to know where to look

Your hoe only loses durability when you use it on soil instead of whacking things with it.
That is strange 

Trees float after you punch the logs down.
Almost everything floats, why should you exclude trees

You can punch trees down.
Read the "punch through stone" note

Pumpkins come read-carved.
Notch is lazy 

Failed pigs will explode in your face.
They needed an enemy...

You can carry 40 swords but 2560 SOLID STONE furnaces
You can stack them up and compress 64 of them into one thing

You can carry 2560 TONS of water in your bag
Wait... WHAT!?!

Zombies walk slowly.
Duh.

Last edited by MasterOfDeception (2010-11-15 23:55:24)

MasterOfDeception wrote:

juststickman wrote:

Putting a pig in a cage gives you an infinite source of bacon.

I know, pig spawner FTW

You can put water supplying charities in africa out of business through creating a 2x2 pool of water.
I know, and it only works with water, not lava

You PUNCH sheep to get wool.
What else are you supposed to do, you dont have shears 

You can punch through stone in less than a minute.
You have a super hand, notice how you can punch through diamond as well

Solid diamonds make good tools.
If you molded them well they would

Clay is rarer than diamonds.
It is not, you just have to know where to look

Your hoe only loses durability when you use it on soil instead of whacking things with it.
That is strange 

Trees float after you punch the logs down.
Almost everything floats, why should you exclude trees

You can punch trees down.
Read the "punch through stone" note

Pumpkins come read-carved.
Notch is lazy 

Failed pigs will explode in your face.
They needed an enemy...

You can carry 40 swords but 2560 SOLID STONE furnaces
You can stack them up and compress 64 of them into one thing

You can carry 2560 TONS of water in your bag
Wait... WHAT!?!

Zombies walk slowly.
Duh.

Actually, diamond are brittle so they'd probably break from smashing solid steel in under 1000 uses.

BUMP

You can pick up coins or bonuses instantaneously without reaching down and picking it up.

Having to shoot someone more than once to kill them in any shooter. Illogic right there.

In Okami, a few demon's teeth are worth walking on water.

PW132 wrote:

littletonkslover wrote:

In Okami, a few demon's teeth are worth walking on water.

I don't get it.

So, you fight a ton of demons in the game. Like, hundreds. There's demons most places in the game(except for cities.) So, if you attack them with a certain brush stroke at just the right time, you get demon fangs you can trade for cool stuff. But since they're so easy to get, it seems like the water tablet(walking on water) should be worth 200 of them XD


Yeah, I couldn't think of any.

samurai768 wrote:

PW132 wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

Having to shoot someone more than once to kill them in any shooter. Illogic right there.

Yeah. 

Armor, duh.

Plus, in most shooters, it's either fantasy with magic armor/shields, it's the future with super cool armor or mutant people, or it's just monster that are practically immune to bullets.

Pwned.

If it's a headshot, it's a one shot kill.

On Animal Crossing, if you roll two snowballs together, a face appears from NOWHERE! And the snowman TALKS! 

Kileymeister wrote:

In Mario games, everything has a pair of eyes.

Even those ? blocks?

So?
Games/comics/anime are made to ESCAPE reality, not simulate it.

Last edited by RocksAndFire (2010-11-25 16:45:48)

kimmy123 wrote:

svinnik wrote:

samurai768 wrote:

Armor, duh.

Plus, in most shooters, it's either fantasy with magic armor/shields, it's the future with super cool armor or mutant people, or it's just monster that are practically immune to bullets.

Pwned.

If it's a headshot, it's a one shot kill.

Head armor? (helmet lol)

Double pwned.

silverninja wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

Having to shoot someone more than once to kill them in any shooter. Illogic right there.

How is that illogical? People just don't die from one shot. The human body can sustain a few shots. Although if you get a shot threw the head or heart then you should die almost instantaneously.

In a shooter you can get hit 50 times over a 5 minute period and not die. Getting hit once in real life would normally put you out of action. People who get shot and keep going are given medals, and If everyone could get shot a bunch of times and keep going in real war, everyone would have a medal of honor.

But of course, if video games were realistic, they wouldn't be any fun, would they?