Scratch

I'd do one...maybe if I have time. It's rather pointless, but what the heck, looks like fun 

My Entry is on:

  Degscratcher

  Degscratcher, the blood father of Agscratcher, is a being who watches over the world, and creates new ideas, then puts them in the minds of other so they can invent it themselves.

  In the pre-Ag times, Degscratcher was a righthand man of Scratch Cat, though worked as a double agent as well. He had always thought Scratch Cat was a horrible master, but he didn't know there was a window of opportunity for taking over Scratch Cat. In the Agscratcher crusades against the Scratch, Degscratcher used his position wisely and helped plan the assassination Agscratcher made against Scratch Cat.
Degscratcher decided that with the power he had drained from Scratch Cat, he was more suited to become the god of the Scratch universe than to be Agscratcher's righthand man. So Degscratcher became the god of thoughts, creation, and trading.

Likes:
  Ideas
  Trickery
  Power
  Sticky Situations

Dislikes:
  Scratch Cat
  Being thought of as a lower being
  Not having power over creation

Like mah article?

Might turn into a TBG, but whatever. I'm gonna post later w/ info. Sounds like fun for no reason...just what I like.

agscratcher wrote:

blazerv82 wrote:

Might turn into a TBG, but whatever. I'm gonna post later w/ info. Sounds like fun for no reason...just what I like.

Yeah, I considered that happening. If it does, I'm gonna make a duplicate thread on the TBG forums. (or do they get moved there?)

I don't know. It might be possible, but I think here is a forum, and the TBG one is another.  You can only move between 1 forum, I think.

agscratcher wrote:

blazerv82 wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

Yeah, I considered that happening. If it does, I'm gonna make a duplicate thread on the TBG forums. (or do they get moved there?)

I don't know. It might be possible, but I think here is a forum, and the TBG one is another.  You can only move between 1 forum, I think.

Say, is your article gonna be about yourself, or is it about something else?

Me. In a extremely satire way.

soupoftomato wrote:

Scratch Cat: The true supreme ruler of Scratch. Not a bunch of snobby kids.

Says someone who's a SC loyalist. Tell you what: take my time machine and go to the time before he was assassinated. oh and by the way...
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4508243

degscratcher wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

Scratch Cat: The true supreme ruler of Scratch. Not a bunch of snobby kids.

You don't have one bit of humor in you, do you? This is just a silly thread made to be funny, not to identify true facts. It's hilarious how people call others what they themselves are when they're 3 years old, like when you said, "Not a bunch of snobby kids." Though thank you for your bad sense of humor, it's very humorous.

My post was a joke too.

Also, no one going to post here if commies like you are the governed powers.

soupoftomato wrote:

degscratcher wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

Scratch Cat: The true supreme ruler of Scratch. Not a bunch of snobby kids.

You don't have one bit of humor in you, do you? This is just a silly thread made to be funny, not to identify true facts. It's hilarious how people call others what they themselves are when they're 3 years old, like when you said, "Not a bunch of snobby kids." Though thank you for your bad sense of humor, it's very humorous.

My post was a joke too.

Also, no one going to post here if commies like you are the governed powers.

>.> How old are you?

degscratcher wrote:

agscratcher wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

My post was a joke too.

Also, no one going to post here if commies like you are the governed powers.

>.> How old are you?

He acts three, but since he's intelligent enough to type, I'd say he's six.

That was almost math.

I'm surprised. It takes a very smart toddler to do that.

Last edited by soupoftomato (2010-11-17 20:51:33)

agscratcher wrote:

soupoftomato wrote:

degscratcher wrote:

He acts three, but since he's intelligent enough to type, I'd say he's six.

That was almost math.

I'm surprised. It takes a very smart toddler to do that.

Look, if your not gonna do something constructive, introduce yourself to a little friend named "The Back Button", thank you. >.>

You've been fueling this more than me.

Anyway, seeing as I don't want to be banned, I'll contribute to your little thread thingy.

Scratch Cat: He was once defeated by agscratcher, but death cannot hold him forever, and many believe in his almighty return one day. When he returns, Scratch will reach 2,000,000 project, 1,000,000 users and all will repent and go back to their belief in Scratch Cat.

You better put this in your dictionary, and if it's been tampered with even a little, you will feel my (the mods) rage.

agscratcher wrote:

I just got a good idea: something I like to call..."Wackypedia: The Me Encyclopedia". This is basically a Wikipedia-esquce collection information about...stuff, I don't know. Here's the thing though, I need help with the entries. Just to clarify, this isn't a Wikia-based site, it's completely on this forum. Here's my personal article entry:

Agscratcher

Agscratcher (better known as Aggy/Aggie) is the supreme ruler of Scratch after assassinating Scratch Cat, the previous ruler. He commands an entire army of scratchers which he is actually very good friends with, unlike Scratch Cat, who used them as mere pawns. He is the 2nd ruler of the Scratch world, and probably the first real leader (Scratch Cat revived orders from MIT). In fact, the ONLY (former) MIT person he's friends with is Gordon Freeman, our favorite crowbar wielder.    He originally came from an unknown star system, but he came to power when his assassination plan worked. After becoming king, he took over the Scratchitusru system and renamed it the Aggius system (the capital city was still called Scratchitusru, however). His palace has got lotsa DINNER, a tactic he learned from King Hanarkian, the ruler of a different universe called Youtubepoopius (they're actually VERY good friends).

Likes:
Scratchius
Youtubepoopius
Icanhascheezburgerius
His army of friends (this led to him using the phrase "I fight for my friends, my friends fight for me.")
DOOM and it's various WADs
Random stuff in general
Exploring the multiverse while on vacation

Dislikes:
Sonic Fanboys (not Sonic, just his fanboys)
Pop stars
DOOM WADs that don't work
Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game
Valve Time waits (are they EVER going to finish Episode 3?!?)
Fanboy & Chumchum (Who doesn't?)
Super Mario Bros. Z fanboys (stares at YOU)
Rare, for selling themselves to Microsoft 


So, can you see what an entry would look like?    Remember, these don't have to be about yourselves, they can be about anything. I'll add articles as they pop up to the list.

List of articles:

Degscratcher

  Degscratcher, the blood father of Agscratcher, is a being who watches over the world, and creates new ideas, then puts them in the minds of other so they can invent it themselves.

  In the pre-Ag times, Degscratcher was a righthand man of Scratch Cat, though worked as a double agent as well. He had always thought Scratch Cat was a horrible master, but he didn't know there was a window of opportunity for taking over Scratch Cat. In the Agscratcher crusades against the Scratch, Degscratcher used his position wisely and helped plan the assassination Agscratcher made against Scratch Cat.
Degscratcher decided that with the power he had drained from Scratch Cat, he was more suited to become the god of the Scratch universe than to be Agscratcher's righthand man. So Degscratcher became the god of thoughts, creation, and trading.

Likes:
  Ideas
  Trickery
  Power
  Sticky Situations

Dislikes:
  Scratch Cat
  Being thought of as a lower being
  Not having power over creation

Scratch Cat: He was once defeated by agscratcher, but death cannot hold him forever, and many believe in his almighty return one day. When he returns, Scratch will reach 2,000,000 project, 1,000,000 users and all will repent and go back to their belief in Scratch Cat.

Likes:
Scratch (what else?)
Gobo (no, no, not as in loves him! >.>)
MIT

Dislikes:
Agscratcher
Degscratcher (mostly for betrayal)
When Apple removed the Scratch viewer app from the App Store

One small edit.

Scratch Cat: He was once defeated by agscratcher, but death cannot hold him forever, and many believe in his almighty return one day. When he returns, Scratch will reach 2,000,000 project, 1,000,000 users and all will repent and go back to their belief in Scratch Cat. Many people were fooled into believing his rein was terrible. Those from it still here today refer to it as the "2007" glory days.

Likes:
Scratch (what else?)
Gobo (no, no, not as in loves him! >.>)
MIT

Dislikes:
Agscratcher
Degscratcher (mostly for betrayal)
When Apple removed the Scratch viewer app from the App Store