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rufflebee wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

XSpearPillarX wrote:

its true. I saw it happen and I got sqweenish when I saw the blood. D:

I figured that out in 3 seconds. I said I was kinda confused for only the first two sentences.

I read the first paragraph and thought to myself, "This is one odd story." Then I kept reading and I realized it was real

So uh, what are we supposed to talk about here? Related events?
I once stabbed my hand like ten times with a piece of bamboo that had thorns. I broke down the top part of the same piece earlier and started peeling it with a knife (Which also didn't end up well), but then this kid wanted the bottom half of the tree (I know thats not the actual name for bamboo but whatever) so I had to break the rest down for him. And in doing so, the tree pricked my hand a bunch of times. By the time I got it down, my hands and jacket's sleeves were all bloody and whatnot
Then I had to peel the tree with a knife. But first, I hand-plucked off all of the thorns. So yeah, in the end, I had a bloody knife, bloody hands, a bloody jacket, and two really nice pieces of grass
But then I gave that kid the piece he wanted, so I only have one :(

Oh, and this was at a party I was doing this while everyone was inside, eating cake