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#1 2010-11-02 03:43:57

helltank
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Scratch Wars

Note:No offense to all names used. If you don't want to be used in this story, inform me. 

  Helltank ran as fast as he could, diving for safety under a rock as the troll swung his club at the spot where he had been. Helltank quickly rolled behind the troll, and stabbed him. He spun around and killed two more trolls, but dozens more rampaged through. Just as a troll raised its club to crush Helltank, a flagpole shot out of nowhere and knocked the club out of his hand. Helltank instantly used his telekinesis to hurl a blitz of rocks at the troll, then shouted thanks back at Chrischb.

  Just then, Sergeant Coolstuff came running up. "C'mon! General Paddle has ordered a retreat!" he said, decapitating a spammer who got too close. They ran back to Scratch Castle, and once everybody was in, the gates were locked. Some soldiers threw flamebait down, and the trolls pounced on it like starving cats fighting for a fish. Instantly, a shower of arrows came down on them, and they were defeated quickly.

  Suddenly, black armored figures came riding up on Trojan Horses or burrowing Worms. "HACKERS!!" screamed Coolstuff, running for cover. Helltank ducked down, narrowly avoiding being killed as an arrow sank into the wall behind him. Archers tried in vain to attack the hackers, but their arrows simply bounced off 7 shimmering shields that popped into existence when the arrows go too close, and which vanished soon after. rufflebee came up. "They're behind seven proxies! This is impossible!" she cried. Without warning, the hackers burst into flames and got instantly incinerated. "The firewall's still working!" yelled someone.

  But it was beginning to crack. After what seemed like an eternity, the firewall finally succumbed to the Virus Swords. A shout came from behind, and suddenly the entire castle was attacking the hackers. War cries of,"BANZOR!!!!" were shouted as the catapults fired and the sky filled with Ban Hammers, which quickly crushed the hackers. After an hour of hard fighting, Commander Wolfie, who was currently in wolf form, ripped apart the last hacker, who was swinging his Virus Swords and infecting everyone.

  The Scratchers retreated back into the castle, then began to treat the wounded. Medics applied Antivirus Bandages to infected wounds, and smeared Antivirus Ointments over angry red scars. Helltank breathed a sigh of relief, but quickly remembered that the Troll Army was still advancing. The Castle's Archmage, who by coincidence happened to be called Archmage, stood at the top of the castle, casting IP Ban on all who got close.

  Helltank rushed back into the battlefield, eager to slay some more trolls. General Lightnin appeared behind him, electrocuting a helpless troll. "Soldier! The TBG Division needs backup!" Helltank instantly dashed over to the infamous TBG Division. "You help Star!" Survivorduck shouted, before assisting 3 ninja ducks in obliterating a group of commercial spammers. Star_the_Fox was devouring trolls at an amazing rate, but not fast enough. Robotkitty and Helltank worked together, with Helltank levitating RobotKitty over the trolls, who then released thousands of electronic Lolcats to crush the trolls.

  Just then, BulboGrubb was losing a battle with an enormous troll, who wielded a flamethrower signifying he was from the infamous Flamer Platoon. Vista leapt to block the strike, getting a painful burn in the process. But suddenly the fighting stopped. An army was marching towards the battle, and everyone stared in awe. For they were Anons. And they held the banner of 4Chan...

TO BE CONTINUED

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#2 2010-11-02 03:46:50

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Re: Scratch Wars

Wow, I'll be looking forward to more...  smile


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#3 2010-11-02 04:34:42

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Re: Scratch Wars

Lol, thanks. Since you're the first commenter, I'll give you a bonus. Do you want to be in the story? If so, what would be your ability? You can choose to join any faction.

Factions are listed below, elite members are in brackets. Descriptions are in square brackets.

Spammers (Commercial Spammers)[Mercenaries, but currently in the employment of the Trolls]

Trolls(Flamers)[Rival of Scratch Army]

Hackers(Haxxors)[Terrifying soldiers. Is an ally of the Trolls, and sometimes will aid them.]

Anon(4Chan Mod)[Originate from 4Chan. Very deadly and arrive in vast numbers.]

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#4 2010-11-02 07:55:42

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Re: Scratch Wars

Creative story! I like it.  big_smile  But rufflebee is a girl.

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#5 2010-11-02 08:23:56

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Re: Scratch Wars

helltank wrote:

Rufflebee came up. "They're behind seven proxies! This is impossible!" he cried.

...
What m said.
Also, I don't think we're supposed to talk about 4chan here
And if you're going to use my name, I'd prefer if the r in rufflebee was lower case

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#6 2010-11-02 08:27:38

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Re: Scratch Wars

Where am I in the TBG section?


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#7 2010-11-02 08:33:17

helltank
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Re: Scratch Wars

svinnik wrote:

Where am I in the TBG section?

Lol, you want to be included? Okay, then.  big_smile

@rufflebee:And all along I thought girls couldn't be sacarstic.

EDIT:Oh, and I've made loads of 4Chan references. No one seems to mind. What's wrong with talking about 4Chan. Okay, kids, don't go there. Done. Disclaimer finished.

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#8 2010-11-02 08:52:30

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Re: Scratch Wars

Cool story bro xD (no really, I like it)

But where are my ninjas?  hmm   lol


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#9 2010-11-02 09:04:12

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Re: Scratch Wars

They're dead! Nah, just kidding. Would you like to be a main character? Ninja seems like a fun ability xD


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#10 2010-11-02 09:09:58

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Re: Scratch Wars

What? No mention of my giant soup army that could burn your face of in the blink of an eye?


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#11 2010-11-02 09:58:06

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Re: Scratch Wars

I skimmed it in about 20 seconds, and I'm not really liking all the use of memes
The story doesn't seem serious, or well written to me, you should use more dialog


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#12 2010-11-03 01:39:31

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Re: Scratch Wars

Blade-Edge wrote:

I skimmed it in about 20 seconds, and I'm not really liking all the use of memes
The story doesn't seem serious, or well written to me, you should use more dialog

It's not serious. I thought it up when I had insomnia one night. Its a casual, badly written story. You know? And the use of memes because Scratchers use memes, thus since this is about Scratch I use memes. Nah jk, I'm just a memeaddict.


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#13 2010-11-03 07:32:20

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Re: Scratch Wars

Interesting idea...


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#14 2010-11-03 08:51:29

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Sorry, AtomicBawm. You can't be a character because ur ability would be overpowerd xd.


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#15 2010-11-03 09:41:51

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Re: Scratch Wars

I have to admit, I enjoyed this story. But I have some concerns about using real members of the community / ST as characters.

I hope that people who read this story will remember that it is only a story, and really doesn't reflect the work that we do as moderators. Banning people is pretty easy and really boring. When I do it I always wish I had a better way to encourage the banned person to deal with whatever's got them upset, and to use that energy creatively. The real work of moderation isn't swinging ban hammers - it's trying to figure out ways to encourage a community to grow, organize, think creatively, and make awesome stuff that they care about happen. Of course, that's a lot harder to dramatize.  smile

Have you ever watched to the very end of the credits of a movie, or seen the disclaimer on the first page of a novel? It usually says something like "This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental." I'm not really sure why so many movies and novels have that in them - but I think it's worth looking into. What are the problems created by using real people as characters in fictional stories?  Why don't more movies use characters from real life?


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#16 2010-11-03 23:00:09

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Re: Scratch Wars

Can I be in it? I want to be archmages apprentice, but i want to be on the battlefield, not just defending.


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#17 2010-11-04 02:26:56

helltank
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Re: Scratch Wars

Lightnin wrote:

I have to admit, I enjoyed this story. But I have some concerns about using real members of the community / ST as characters.

I hope that people who read this story will remember that it is only a story, and really doesn't reflect the work that we do as moderators. Banning people is pretty easy and really boring. When I do it I always wish I had a better way to encourage the banned person to deal with whatever's got them upset, and to use that energy creatively. The real work of moderation isn't swinging ban hammers - it's trying to figure out ways to encourage a community to grow, organize, think creatively, and make awesome stuff that they care about happen. Of course, that's a lot harder to dramatize.  smile

Have you ever watched to the very end of the credits of a movie, or seen the disclaimer on the first page of a novel? It usually says something like "This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental." I'm not really sure why so many movies and novels have that in them - but I think it's worth looking into. What are the problems created by using real people as characters in fictional stories?  Why don't more movies use characters from real life?

"This is a work of fiction, and does not reflect the actual life of mods." Thx 4 the warning. Actually, having moderated a forum myself, I know what you mean, but it would be a little hard to dramatize xD


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