Scratch

Part 1 here.
The battle was huge, chaos raging all around Helltank as Anons sliced open Trolls, only to be killed by Spammers, who're then brought down by Scratchers. Helltank hacked his way through a mass of Anons, and pounced on a gigantic troll, cutting his legs off. He roared in pain and used his club as support to raise himself up, using his leg stumps to hit Helltank so hard that he stumbled back into the vicious grip of a spammer.

  Just then, an Anon cut the spammer down, giving Helltank the opportunity to roll out of the way and counterattack the Anon. The Anon was easily defeated, but now he faced the wrath of a full fledged 4Chan Mod. They locked swords, slashing and jabbing, each thrust met with a parry, each stab met with a block. Finally, the Mod twisted to cut off Helltank's head, and he used his telekinesis to lift the Mod up in the air, helpless to stop him. Helltank prepared to kill the Mod, but Kayybee got there first, mercilessly destroying the Mod.

  Then a gargantuan swarm of spammer reinforcements arrived, forcing Dazachi and Illusionist to fight with helltank. Dazachi and Illusionist put up a good fight, but were eventually defeated by the sheer numbers of the spammers. Helltank's sword was broken, and he had to shower his attackers with rocks to stop them.

  And then the spammers were overwhelmed by a huge hammer slamming into their heads. Helltank looked up. "General Andres! Good to see you, sir!" Andres grinned and tossed Helltank his Ban Hammer to replace the sword. "Take this, I have another." he said, pulling out short stick from his pocket, which quickly expanded and unfolded to become a second Ban Hammer.

  Helltank swung widly, killing many nearby Anon and some trolls. And then a pair of hands grabbed him from behind. "What's this? A Scratcher and his Ban Hammer?" sneered the Flamer, tossing the Ban Hammer over his shoulder like it was a worthless toy. "Take him away!" he ordered, and 2 trolls dragged Helltank towards the direction of the Troll base...

Last edited by helltank (2010-11-02 05:04:01)