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helltank · 2010-10-12 08:40:57

Yes, I'm sure all of you have heard of the Creepy Story threads meant for Halloween. But this is a thread dedicated purely to pokemon stories. No Ash in a Coma, please. Some of the theories in that story are a little inappropriate, for example the reason for Brock's existence.

I'm sure we all have this concept that pokemon are very loyal. It doesn't matter if your Raticate has 3HP and is facing off against Rayquaza, it will still use superweak attacks and consequently get defeated. But these are the weaker pokemon. What if, what if you assembled a team of legendaries? Would they, the stuff of children's tales, follow the commands of a ten year old? Well, I found out one day when I was reading through 4Chan. A user had posted a pokemon story, about how he had assembled that very team...

===Betrayal===
I'm what you would call an avid pokemon player. Very avid. So avid, in fact, that I've assembled an overpowered pokemon team comprised entirely of legendaries. Rayquaza. Deoxys. Jirachi. Groudon. Kyogre. Mewtwo. They were all in my ultimate team. And even better, I had some more legendaries stored in my box. Latios, Latias, Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres and Lugia were just some of the deadly pokemon in my box. After 3 months of incredibly hard work, much researching on Bulbapedia and countless Master Balls, I'd finally captured every single legendary pokemon. Feeling proud of myself, I set off to battle the champion. The champion of Twine Region. What is Twine Region, you ask? Well, since I obviously couldn't capture all those pokemon in a normal game, I'd collaborated with a programmer friend to make an all new region. I didn't cheat, of course. I'd placed the legendary pokemon in really hard to get places. In fact, I would say it was harder than most pokemon games. But back to the point. I knew I was going to fight the champion with legendaries, so I stocked him with Lv.100 pokemon. Apparently, they were a little too powerful, because I'd also stocked him with lots of Full Heals. No matter how hard I tried, how many times I'd spammed Hyper Beam and Hydro Pump, I couldn't defeat the champion. He pummeled my Rayquaza to the point of defeat. And then, finally, it came. His Gengar used Shadow Ball, causing my Rayquaza to faint. And then it came. When I ordered Kyogre to use Hydro Pump on Gengar, it did nothing at first. Then it attacked me. It's attack struck my trainer sprite, causing him to drop down. What the ****? What did my friend program into this game? Luckily, my trainer respawned in a pokemon center, and I made my way to the champion again. Then it happened again. This time, it was my Deoxys. I kept repeating the process, but even without a defeat to trigger it, my pokemon attacked me. After a dozen failed battles, the champion finally said something. "Your pokemon keeps attacking you... they're unahappy. Rayquaza got defeated. They turned on you." After that, the pokemon select screen popped up. Suddenly, my pokemon were replaced with Unowns. Although my knowledge of them was limited, I knew enough from Bulbepedia to realize they spelled out "URNEXT". I ran over to my friends house, asking him WHAT THE HECK DID HE DO TO THIS GAME!!! He responded with a confused look. I switched on my gameboy to show him, but the screen was black. Suddenly, a pokemon came out. The last thing I ever saw was the grinning face of a Gengar....

23 Oct, 2006-Detective Cole was puzzled. Two boys had been found dead in one of the boy's houses. The only image on the Gameboy next to them was of a pokemon select screen, with rune-like creatures on the screen. He decided to ask his pokemon crazy children about them. He walked to David and John's room, pushing open the door. They looked up as they arrived. He showed them the screen, and he could hear them discussing. "Unown... definitely." "This one's got Curse! Unown don't have that move!" "It's hacked, can't you see? Let's try to decode it." David got out a pokemon book. He looked as if he was deciphering a code. Then suddenly they both looked up, horrified expressions on their faces. "This guy is crazy! The order of the Unown he captured spells out URNEXT" And then Detective Cole knew the answer...

poopo · 2010-10-12 12:54:38

Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up. sad Ok, here's my story:
There is an evil pokemon, it used to be good but no longer. The pokemons name is Groudon! Already powerful, being evil made unstoppable. Yet still having friends that where more like slaves. So, he went and got the move tutor and forced him to teach him minimize. After being taught this silly move, he could make him self smaller. One day he craved human flesh so he made himself human size, then he craved berrys so he made himself squirrel size. Finnaly he craved fruits and milk so he made himself fruitfly size so he could get in a fridge. So he got in fridge and then got back but then he realized he couldn't change back! To this day he's still fruitfly size, and every third day he craves human flesh!!
Dumb, I know.

juststickman · 2010-10-12 13:03:45

poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up. Ok, here's my story:
There is an evil pokemon, it used to be good but no longer. The pokemons name is Groudon! Already powerful, being evil made unstoppable. Yet still having friends that where more like slaves. So, he went and got the move tutor and forced him to teach him minimize. After being taught this silly move, he could make him self smaller. One day he craved human flesh so he made himself human size, then he craved berrys so he made himself squirrel size. Finnaly he craved fruits and milk so he made himself fruitfly size so he could get in a fridge. So he got in fridge and then got back but then he realized he couldn't change back! To this day he's still fruitfly size, and every third day he craves human flesh!!
Dumb, I know.

Lol, minimize hacked groudon.

poopo · 2010-10-12 13:47:00

juststickman wrote:
poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up. Ok, here's my story:
There is an evil pokemon, it used to be good but no longer. The pokemons name is Groudon! Already powerful, being evil made unstoppable. Yet still having friends that where more like slaves. So, he went and got the move tutor and forced him to teach him minimize. After being taught this silly move, he could make him self smaller. One day he craved human flesh so he made himself human size, then he craved berrys so he made himself squirrel size. Finnaly he craved fruits and milk so he made himself fruitfly size so he could get in a fridge. So he got in fridge and then got back but then he realized he couldn't change back! To this day he's still fruitfly size, and every third day he craves human flesh!!
Dumb, I know.
Lol, minimize hacked groudon.

big_smile

juststickman · 2010-10-12 13:49:10

poopo wrote:
juststickman wrote:
poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up. Ok, here's my story:
There is an evil pokemon, it used to be good but no longer. The pokemons name is Groudon! Already powerful, being evil made unstoppable. Yet still having friends that where more like slaves. So, he went and got the move tutor and forced him to teach him minimize. After being taught this silly move, he could make him self smaller. One day he craved human flesh so he made himself human size, then he craved berrys so he made himself squirrel size. Finnaly he craved fruits and milk so he made himself fruitfly size so he could get in a fridge. So he got in fridge and then got back but then he realized he couldn't change back! To this day he's still fruitfly size, and every third day he craves human flesh!!
Dumb, I know.
Lol, minimize hacked groudon.

Now, go make a judgement magikarp.

poopo · 2010-10-12 13:54:39

juststickman wrote:
poopo wrote:
juststickman wrote:

Lol, minimize hacked groudon.

Now, go make a judgement magikarp.

Ok, let me think...

juststickman · 2010-10-12 14:06:10

poopo wrote:
juststickman wrote:
poopo wrote:

Now, go make a judgement magikarp.
Ok, let me think...

Or a splashing arceus.

poopo · 2010-10-12 14:10:04

Ok here it is. One day there was a Magikarp, It was happily swimming and then a cocky gyarados came and hit it out of the water. There it was flopping helplessly. Just then a Shuppet (the vengful pokemon) came and put it back in the water and gave it tm100 judgement. Shuppet said to use the tm and get revenge on all the people and pokemon that had been mean to it. So, if you have every thought that Magikarps are weak don't swim in creeks, lakes, streams, rivers, or oceans. For that same magikarp is still out there taking victoms.
THE END

juststickman · 2010-10-12 15:24:44

poopo wrote:
Ok here it is. One day there was a Magikarp, It was happily swimming and then a cocky gyarados came and hit it out of the water. There it was flopping helplessly. Just then a Shuppet (the vengful pokemon) came and put it back in the water and gave it tm100 judgement. Shuppet said to use the tm and get revenge on all the people and pokemon that had been mean to it. So, if you have every thought that Magikarps are weak don't swim in creeks, lakes, streams, rivers, or oceans. For that same magikarp is still out there taking victoms.
THE END

Now, splashing arceus.

poopo · 2010-10-12 17:10:57

juststickman wrote:
poopo wrote:
Ok here it is. One day there was a Magikarp, It was happily swimming and then a cocky gyarados came and hit it out of the water. There it was flopping helplessly. Just then a Shuppet (the vengful pokemon) came and put it back in the water and gave it tm100 judgement. Shuppet said to use the tm and get revenge on all the people and pokemon that had been mean to it. So, if you have every thought that Magikarps are weak don't swim in creeks, lakes, streams, rivers, or oceans. For that same magikarp is still out there taking victoms.
THE END
Now, splashing arceus.

Ugh, tommarow

MasterOfDeception · 2010-10-12 17:15:14

One day, an arceus was sitting around on spear pillar, when a trainer came up to it and threw a master ball at it. It ate the master ball and blasted the trainer off spear pillar. Then, the move deleter came up to it and said "You hurt my son, now you can only use splash." Arceus tried to hyper beam the old guy off spear pillar, but ended up just splashing around. Beware, for that arceus is now wandering around the sinoh region waiting to use spalsh on its next victom.
THE END

There, I wrote the story for poopo. And this is not a story I would write, I tried to use the same style he did. How did I do?

Ace-Of-Diamonds · 2010-10-12 18:14:28

poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up

????

punbb-hosting.com/forums/helltank ?

steppenwulf · 2010-10-12 18:18:05

====The Day Pikachu Eated A Guitar===

One day pikachu eated a guitar. The end. I'm going to have nightmares now sad

bananaman114 · 2010-10-12 20:32:37

Creepypasta?

poopo · 2010-10-12 22:30:19

Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up
????

punbb-hosting.com/forums/helltank ?

yeah
@steppenwulf LOL

Ace-Of-Diamonds · 2010-10-13 00:36:05

poopo wrote:
Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
poopo wrote:
Hey, I wanted to say sorry about your forum, it got really messed up
????

punbb-hosting.com/forums/helltank ?
yeah
@steppenwulf LOL

What happened there? It's completely destroyed... what's this Information about the imposters thing? I didn't click it because it said Helltank's new forum though.

jackrulez · 2010-10-13 07:54:02

Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
poopo wrote:
Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:

????

punbb-hosting.com/forums/helltank ?
yeah
@steppenwulf LOL
What happened there? It's completely destroyed... what's this Information about the imposters thing? I didn't click it because it said Helltank's new forum though.

It's pr0n. *shudders*

Ace-Of-Diamonds · 2010-10-13 08:05:05

jackrulez wrote:
Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
poopo wrote:

yeah
@steppenwulf LOL
What happened there? It's completely destroyed... what's this Information about the imposters thing? I didn't click it because it said Helltank's new forum though.
It's pr0n. *shudders*

What do you mean?

jackrulez · 2010-10-13 08:26:42

Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
jackrulez wrote:
Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:

What happened there? It's completely destroyed... what's this Information about the imposters thing? I didn't click it because it said Helltank's new forum though.
It's pr0n. *shudders*
What do you mean?

Someone hacked it to make it redirect to... um... let's just say a VERY disturbing site.

helltank · 2010-10-13 08:33:56

jackrulez wrote:
Ace-Of-Diamonds wrote:
jackrulez wrote:
It's pr0n. *shudders*
What do you mean?
Someone hacked it to make it redirect to... um... let's just say a VERY disturbing site.

It doesn't now... Illusionist got rid of the imposters. But FakePaddle still remains. And some guy called Onyx was spamming vulgaritites. And I became a NORMAL USER!!!! That forum, I give up. I try to help, but no, I don't even have admin/mod status to delete spam and trolls. I can't do nuts. @All trolls:Take it. Take the whole forum and turn it into 4Chan. I'll create a new forum and never give anyone, not even Paddle, admin status ever again. Helltank's forum is dead. It's going to be replaced with Helltank's Forum 2, and there will be only one admin-me. [/offtopi]

So anyway, my story:

===Grief===
I'm called Blue, and I'm here to share my story about Red. Red is my rival, and he stole the title of Champion from me. I'm not angry with him, though. It wasn't his fault I was weak. I don't blame him for anything. But I would still like to share the story of the time he attacked me a little too hard...

I was venturing in, of all places, Lavender Town, when I saw Red rushing to the Pokemon Center with a wounded Zubat. Being the ignorant jerk I was at that time, I took advantage of him and summoned my Wartortle to attack him. I did not know that he had his Charizard ready. His deadly Flamethrower attack arched toward Wartortle, striking it hard. Thinking fast, I summoned Ratata to replace it. That was when the tragedy occured. My Ratata bit into the leg of the Charizard, causing it to jump around in pain. Enraged, it swiped at my Ratata-hard. My Ratata flew high into the air, crashing onto the ground bleeding. I quickly paid him the money required for losing a battle, then rushed to Ratata. It was dying! I ran to the Pokemon Center, but the nurse shook her head sadly. "The Charizard probably hit it with a Fire Punch. It's badly burned. Even if I try to heal it, the burns will just hurt it more. I suggest letting it die in peace." she said. I was stunned. Die? Die?!! It couldn't be true! But it was. The next day, I sadly buried Ratata in the Pokemon Tower. After Red defeated me in the Championship battle, I went over to the Pokemon Tower to visit Ratata. Unlike the other times, it did not look in pain. It looked peaceful. Suddenly, my pokeball shook violently, and I released the Abra inside. It was receiving psyhic waves! The Ratata's spirit must have been communicating to it. I saw the messages it was sending out. "You've tried your best, but lost to Red. Don't worry. I understand," it said. I was relieved. I thought it would have been disappointed that I'd failed it. Then it sent out one last message. "Farewell. I will watch you as I go into the spirit realm...." Ratata was finally at rest.

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Ace-Of-Diamonds · 2010-10-13 16:06:14

Illusionist got rid of the imposters? This isn't some one time thing, helltank. It would be he either got rid of them all or he didn't get rid of any. Everyone at the forum is an administrator besides a few members, including 'illusionist' and the fake Paddle. I think you've been tricked.

terminator68 · 2010-10-13 19:33:29

Guys, it would be best not to link to this forum you are talking about anymore. Those crazy videos are not for young eyes to see Dx!

helltank · 2010-10-14 05:39:32

Alright, I officially declare that forum CLOSED. I don't know how and why, but SOMEONE banned me with the message,"* off". That forum is no longer the property of helltank. It belongs to Anon.

Ace-Of-Diamonds · 2010-10-14 08:00:03

helltank wrote:
Alright, I officially declare that forum CLOSED. I don't know how and why, but SOMEONE banned me with the message,"* off". That forum is no longer the property of helltank. It belongs to Anon.

Anon? It's probably just someone who read your signature on here and decided to trick you

helltank · 2010-10-14 08:11:25

No, Anon stands for Anoymous, which is associated with the people in 4Chan. It's a cult. Of the internet. Sort of. But let's not derail the topic. The topic is Creepy Pokemon Stories. What's yours, Ace?

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