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#1 2010-10-09 10:46:32
- Star_the_fox
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Fortune cookie FAIL/WIN.
I was eating a bunch of fortune cookies last night,, and nearly EVERY ONE OF THEM had 42 for a lucky number. It was a LUCKY batch of fortune cookies! 
OMG!
The best fortune I got was "To read is to live." True dat!
What are your funniest/worst/best experiences with Chinese foods?
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#3 2010-10-09 10:55:51
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Ah, this made me want to visit our drawer full of fortune cookies in the kitchen, grab a few, come back to the computer, and read you all what they say.
The first one: " 
You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music "
They got that right, certainly 
The second one: " He who hurries cannot walk with dignity "
Lolwut? Funny, 'cause I'm in a hurry right now-
I gotta go eat breakfast.
Oh, and my biggest fortune cookie related fail is that I hate fortune cookies. I crack em open for the fortune then give the cookie part to someone else to eat XD
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#5 2010-10-09 11:14:54
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Yes, this is a picture I took and uploaded to my Cheezburger account.
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#6 2010-10-09 11:27:23
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Re: Fortune cookie FAIL/WIN.
Lol Wut.
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Nice, Aidan.#8 2010-10-09 11:31:17
- militarydudes
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Re: Fortune cookie FAIL/WIN.
Star_the_fox wrote:
What are your funniest/worst/best experiences with Chinese foods?
The fact I don't eat Chinese food is my experience 
fortune cookies aren't Chinese FWI. There were started in the US of A. I never look at my fortune, I throw it in the garbage and hope Chuck Norris will protect me from the Chinese demons that will hunt me.
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#9 2010-10-09 11:33:36
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I haven't had any fortune cookies in years
That's really all there is to say on the matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#10 2010-10-09 16:08:47
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Re: Fortune cookie FAIL/WIN.
I wish I had fortune cookies without the papers inside them. I mean I just want to eat the things but not eat the paper, you know?
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