Scratch

A book I'm writing about a couple friends who are complete nerds and are trying to be awesome according to a thirty year old handbook originally written by and for boy scouts xD It's a comedy book, so expect funniness.
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"He's chasing us!"

"Well, I can see that, obviously."

"Well DO SOMETHING!"

Neil went into his purple pack of wonder, and took out his last fireball. He ran to the side of the beast, a pitched it towards his gut. The monster came down in flames, but not without a fight. It screeched and let out a fountain of acid from it's pores and it rained down over Neil and Jake.

"I don't have anymore healing potions!" cried Neil, his arm vaporizing before his eyes, his head pounding with blood.

He bandaged it, and wearily took his enchanted and glowing sword out of his pocket. It sparkled like it was the last stand. He ran towards the beast, and slashed. His sword reclined, and he hit again until finally, CLANG! He had hit the beast's weak spot.

The giant let out a loud, and final roar, and it collapsed to the ground, landing nearly on top of Jake, but knocked Jake clear across the forest.

Neil jolted towards him, and he was in near pieces.

Jake laid there, lifeless, and creeped out two more words, "Save... Greg."

"JAKE!", screamed Neil. Jake slowly disappeared into thin air along with the monster.

A loud boom shot out from no where, "GAME. OVER." and everything went black.
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'I told you should have saved your lightning rods for the end boss!" complained Greg.

"I was going go get some more frost magic to freeze the guy, but you ran off ahead of me I and I had to respawn to catch up with you!" Neil retorted.

He exited out of World of Warcraft, and walked over to the couch where Bruce was sucked into Halo. He scarfed down some low-fat popcorn, and leaned back into the hypo-allergenic pillow.

As he reached for his new silver and bronze God of War X-Box controller, Bruce held up his free hand and said, "Wait until the end of the level. I'm in my zone."

Jake pounded both scrawny fists on the door. Greg carefully stepped down the last three stairs he was standing on, and shouted "Just a minute Jake."

He unlocked the door and Jake shot right past him. Typical.

"O-M-G guys, guess what happened today!"

Bruce didn't budge while Neil glared at him. Jake was the most annoying roomate a friend could ever have. While the rest of us had some dignity, Jake was such a computer geek he used internet talk at work, to his so called friends, and even to the cashier at Burger King. Neil, the least nerdy of the bunch, is his friend's brother to him, and isn't too peachy about it.

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How'dya like it? It's kinda based off Big Bang Theory, but instead it's pretty much them trying to be cool.

Last edited by samurai768 (2010-10-03 17:55:31)