i sometimes hate these threads because people just try to use as an excuse to be funny. like some one might post "i eated a rock and it was yummy. don't eat rocks because you die." or sumthing like dat.
anyhow, i don't really know any, 'cept "there are far to many people out there who take them selves to seriously" that was by tom delonge. ironic.

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I made one up a while ago.
“Your school results are like a horse on a rollercoaster. Now that you’re at the bottom it's time to break free and gallop up the hill to success meadow.”
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[offtopic] DaGamez, I thought you were gone.
Your sig lies. [/offtopic]
And no, I have no decent quotes.
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Sunrise-Moon wrote:
TBG is TBG.
No it's not. Threads like this have been here before, and not been closed. ಠ_ಠ
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It's convenient having a secret middle name, almost nobody can kill you with a death note.
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juststickman wrote:
It's convenient having a secret middle name, almost nobody can kill you with a death note.
It's really convenient having two middle names, nobody at all can kill you with a death note.
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A bunch of SC2 quotes.
"Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...
but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier." - Arilou'la'lee'lay
"I See That You Have Come To Your Senses
And Are Now Prepared To Engage In The Festival Of A Thousand Screams.
Although Your Initial Rejection Of The Honor Was Dismaying,
We Realize That It May Have Been A Shock To Be So Privileged.
Ha Ha, Pinch Yourself, Hu-Man! You Are Not Dreaming.
Dogar Has Winked And Kazon Has Spasmed In Condescending Approval.
Today, Hu-Man, Is Your Lucky Day!" -Ilwrath
"Do not be frightened. We are powerful creatures, yes
but we could not hurt you anymore than we could squish the helpless Pootworm.
We love the Pootworm. We are one with the Pootworm. We are one with you.
Of course you realize that this means you are one with the Pootworm.
Rejoice!!
To be one with the Pootworm is to be alive, and why not be alive?
Is that not what living is for?" -Pkunk
"This is my *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it too *not campers*.
You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad.
Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties*
and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*.
This is the *secret*." -Orz
"Attention big, mean, hostile alien vessel hovering overhead in an obvious attack posture:
This is Spathi Captain Fwiffo.
I know you are going to torture me, so let's just get this over with right now.
The coordinates of my homeworld, Spathiwa, are 241.6 : 368.7
and the ultra-secret Spathi Cypher, which is known only by me and several billion other Spathi
is `Huffi-Muffi-Guffi'.
Sorry about that little mistake with your landing vehicle!
I was so startled when it approached my vessel in a threatening manner that
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my automated defense systems fired on it when it got too close.
I hope nobody got hurt!" -Spathi Captain Fwiffo
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My personal favorites:
(Learned by heart)
"Friendship with one's self is all-important, because without it, one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world."
-Eleanor Roosevelt
(recently discovered)
"As for worrying about what other people might think - forget it. They aren't concerned about you. They're too busy worrying about what you and other people think of them."
-Michael le Boeuf
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"This is clearly the best quote ever."
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"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."
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OH! Just found it on internet:
'Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.'
Pretty disturbing, huh?
Think about it, and you'll see it's true.
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