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Gettysburg11 and I are really good friends, and go to the same school. So one day, we dared him to eat something on a 'Man vs. Food' challenge. I believe it was called the mountain. It was a sub piled high with a bunch of garbage, and smothered in applesauce as well. He finished it and almost barfed.
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A couple of my friends (And a jerk) were raving as we were walking in from gym class.
Dylan: "Did you know there's a sport where someone chucks a clay pigeon in the air, and you have to shoot it with a shot gun? You get bonus points if you hit the other guy!'
Me: "I'd just shoot the other guy."
Will: "Then you get no points."
Me: "Yes, but I'd be happy!"
Aziem 9The jerk. >:C): "Will, you're girlfriend's a psychopath."
Will: "...How I hate you..."
Me: "You're a turd, Aziem. I should kick you."(Kicks Will instead.)
Will: "OW! That was the SAME SPOT where you kicked me LAST year! It took 3 MONTHS to heal!"
Me: "...I'm sorry..." (Thinking: "Ha ha.")
Will: "About the pigeon thing, I'd use a chain gun. CHA-CHUNK! CHA-CHUNK! CHA-CHUNK!"
Me: "I'd use a machine gun."
Will: "chain guns are faster."

Yes. We are so violent. 

...

Me: "WORLD DOMINATION!"
Bella: "YES!"
Tia: "... Am i the only SANE one here?"
Me: "Yep!"

Some jerk: "Why are you friends with that freak (Me) anyways?"
Tia: "Because I wish to LIVE when she finally takes over the world."
LOL.

gettysburg11 wrote:

12three wrote:

Gettysburg11 and I are really good friends, and go to the same school. So one day, we dared him to eat something on a 'Man vs. Food' challenge. I believe it was called the mountain. It was a sub piled high with a bunch of garbage, and smothered in applesauce as well. He finished it and almost barfed.
-12three-

Oh yeah, I remember that. The Mountain didn't have the applesauce, but I had to eat the Salisbury steak with it. But I did it again, without the steak, but having it covered in applesauce.
Another time, we were eating out in the courtyard at lunch, and we started singing Never Gonna Give You Up just out of nowhere. Other days, we vote people out of of our lunch table, Survivor style, with all of us writing our votes on a piece of paper. (Yes, I know our lunch table sounds really weird.) 

And Chocolate Rain too.
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Blew up a car

My friend hit me in the head with a metal baseball bat that belonged to my father. Oh joy.

DID? IDK, we don't do funny things. SAY funny things, sure. Funniest thing I ever did was walk around with silly goggles on making "beep" noises, and one of my friends says "Tacos" a lot, and one other one continually and UNfunnily says "That's what she said" OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Last edited by PW132 (2010-09-25 19:16:35)

DaGamez wrote:

My friend hit me in the head with a metal baseball bat that belonged to my father. Oh joy.

Once I whacked my friend with a baseball bat in elementary school. Fortunately, it wasn't a metal one, and I didn't hit him really hard. 

My friend slashed my leg open with a spike ball (I don't know what it's really called, but it's some sort of seed cover from a tree), walked into a girl's bathroom, and bumped his head on a ceiling light-- all in the period of one two-day overnight field trip. Good times 

PW132 wrote:

UNfunnily says "That's what she said" OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Once, during social studies,
Kid: [Says story that I forget]
My friend: Heh, thats what she said.
Kid: Dude! Thats what YOUR MOM said!
Me: Um.
Teacher: Hey, calm down!
(My friend and the kid continue fighting, until I just ignore it and do my work)

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-25 20:30:45)

soupoftomato wrote:

PW132 wrote:

UNfunnily says "That's what she said" OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

I could swear I know him.

But then again, my friend doesn't realize it's inappropriate. 

Well, this guy does. At first I didn't get it, then I got it and still thought it was stupid.