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Nexstudent wrote:

I was racing before gym class, in the gym. So i was running, and i ran the tiniest bit to the left, and i tripped, and as i hit my head against the wall two more people slammed into me, and it KILLED! I could barely feel my arm and right leg (i understand my arm, because i hit it, but i didnt hit my leg... weird    ) so i had to go home.

OUCH!! I'm VERY good at tripping other people up. 
And now I'm on crutches, I slip a lot on the school's polished floors - at least 7 times in 2 weeks. NOT FUN. 

Cool! 

Oh, and I landed on rock.

Wow that must have REALLY Hurt!! DX
Did you ever wear the pants again? 

i fell off a mountain, into thorn busches, into a flower bed (it felt good), then into a bunch of cactuses.

I can't remember me falling epicly.

Once I really had to pee and I went down my bed's stairs and fell, and I cried cuz it REALLY hurt. And I peed my pants. I messed up while typing and it said I peed my pandas! 

GarSkutherGirl wrote:

Once I really had to pee and I went down my bed's stairs and fell, and I cried cuz it REALLY hurt. And I peed my pants. I messed up while typing and it said I peed my pandas! 

Hahahahahaha and oooh poor you!!
At camp we were in dormitries and in the room next door someone fell off the top bunk of the bed, we heard the thud. So the girls I was sharing the room with started screaming and punching the wall screaming SSSSSHHHUUT UUUUUUUUUP!
They didn't get that someone had narrowly missed cracking their head open.

And then there was a giant argument, and I spotted a pound coin on the floor. I fell out of bed reaching for it! 

Epic falls 2 in 1!! 

12three wrote:

I tripped on flat ground
Skillage.
-12three-

Ha. I'm good at that.

one time this lady fell on me in the train. everyone is like "OMG! are you all right?!?!?" to the lady, and no one said a word to the poor girl she fell on. ;_;

it wasn't epic. it was just annoying. 

when my cat was a kitten, she fell off the ladder to my bunk-bed trying to climb it like a person. o_o thing is, now she can climb it like a person, JUST like a person. O____O

militarydudes wrote:

iCode-747 wrote:

In midair (You can't guess this one.  )
Smithsonian

In Japan, you're talking about ダッサイな思いで, FYI. 

somehow I only just now saw this post.

You were standing in an airplane, and tripped in the aisle 

Never thought of it like that.
And on Bing Translator  ダッサイな思いで translates as 'IN A DAISY DESIRE'. 
...?

About a year ago, after it stopped raining, I went outside and climbed to the top of my playset. I fell off and landed on my spine. I had the wind knocked out of me. I wasn't really able to move for a couple days.

Yeah, that hurt.

emilypie wrote:

Once upon a time, my class was taking a field trip to a baseball game, right? and it's raining out, so i get my bags checked, and run inside to my friend, Jeanne.
"Hi, Jeann--" I say just as I run up to her. Then I slip and fall flat on my face before I can finish.

Later, when we are trapped outside to watch the game for 8 hours in the cold, wet rain, they shoot T-Shirts up at us from a cannon, I try to get one, but trip over my shoelace, and bang my nose on the chair in front of me.

Note to Self: The floors in a baseball stadium are very slippery when wet.

2 Epic Falls in one day! HA! beat that! 

THE END.

EDIT: i almost forgot the most important part to a story, The End! xD

Cool! Note to self for me: On the way up the stairs to tutor room, try to make sure crutches aren't slippy, or you fall down a flight of stairs.