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I tripped out of an airplane once while it was in mid-flight. 

I was once in a competition with my friend, and there were only two groups of two people left (My friend and me/Some other two people). We both had to run to the other side of the room at the same time.

So, on my first step, my friend accidentally stepped on my shoe, and we both tripped instantaneously. We never got to the finish.

I once got knocked when I fell, but I have a legitimate excuse.

It was after going to a football game and it was like 12:30 a.m.  Anyway, my dad's a doctor so my cousins were dropping us off at the hospital to go to my dad's car.  I was extremely excited (cuz we had won the game) and started racing down the short hill to the parking lot for doctors.  Someone very intelligent had designed this parking lot, because they gave it a pitch black railing all the way around so that one day a little kid would go running towards it in the dead of night and knock two of his teeth out and rupture his eardrum.  Anyway, as I mentioned we were at the hospital and my dad didn't even take me in, we just went as I was bleeding from the ear! XD  The next morning when I woke up there was a dried pool of blood about 2 feet in diameter on my pillow.

Think this is a good enough excuse?

militarydudes wrote:

AtomicBawm3 wrote:

I once got knocked when I fell, but I have a legitimate excuse.

It was after going to a football game and it was like 12:30 a.m.  Anyway, my dad's a doctor so my cousins were dropping us off at the hospital to go to my dad's car.  I was extremely excited (cuz we had won the game) and started racing down the short hill to the parking lot for doctors.  Someone very intelligent had designed this parking lot, because they gave it a pitch black railing all the way around so that one day a little kid would go running towards it in the dead of night and knock two of his teeth out and rupture his eardrum.  Anyway, as I mentioned we were at the hospital and my dad didn't even take me in, we just went as I was bleeding from the ear! XD  The next morning when I woke up there was a dried pool of blood about 2 feet in diameter on my pillow.

Think this is a good enough excuse?

One word.............................................................ouch.

Lol, yeah...

antimonyarsenide wrote:

I fell over at lunch on Friday. It was embarrassing 

I've also tripped while dancing with a girl.

I wish I could even dance with a girl. My country has no prom, and dancing with a girl, or even dancing with someone else at all, is taboo and you will be ripped to shreds.

Once I fell over in the school carpark. This was a few days ago. I still have the scar. They had to put antiseptic on me.

1. I tripped down these cement stairs at a park, and these construction workers LAUGHED at me while I was crying 
2. I tripped down a whole hill. Took a while to get down lol.
3. I fell of a cliff (if 5 feet is a cliff XD)


4. This isn't a fall, but guess what? In our old house, we had a terrace on top. I was up there, and then for some reason, when I tried to get back down, the DOOR WAS LOCKED. I banged and yelled AS LOUD AS I COULD, but NOBODY could hear me, even though everyone was there somewhere. And so, I found a rope up top and was like, "Oh what the heck," and I tied a SIMPLE knot around this thing metal pole, and then I dragged the rope over the wall near the terraace. I climbed over the wall and climbed down a whole 20 feet with no gloves or anything DX. My hands felt like they were bleeding when I got down

JeanTheFox wrote:

Where I've fallen:
1: Out the second story window.
2: Off of a cliff. (I had a bungee cord!)
3: The middle of the road in New York. (Some people snapped a picture and put it
    online like I was playing the lying down game -.-)

Things I came up with:
1: The moon!
2: At a skate park
3: At a gym

Yeah, that's it 

Heheh I fell out of the school window trying to reach my pencil case because i THREW IT OUT THERE FOR A DARE. See, caps lock makes it AMAZING!! o_O

08jackt wrote:

1. On stage in front of 600+ people

One of my classmates from primary school fell off the stage in a school christmas performance. Yeah, the school recorded it and sold the DVD so now 65+ families have footage of him falling over dressed as a womble! 

throughthefire wrote:

In algebra, the chairs have some weird safety bar on the right side connecting them to the desks. In the middle of the period, I had to get something, so I leaned over the safety bar to get my binder, but I leaned too far and my desk tipped over with me in it! I wasn't hurt, so I just laughed, gathered my stuff, put the desk up, and kicked it. Then my teacher told me to kick it again because she hated those desks too, and she said I wasn't the first to tip over like that!

That almost happened to me. 

Personal experiences:
Don't sit on a second story window and fall out - especially if your dads car is parked underneath...
WHAT???!!!
I was trying to stop my cat from climbing out of my kitchen window and I slipped and fell, landing on my dads ALFA TURBO (Ouch..) underneath... Lucky it wasn't the third floor    Lol

The_Dancing_Donut wrote:

FlexiStudio wrote:

Personal experiences:
Don't sit on a second story window and fall out - especially if your dads car is parked underneath...
WHAT???!!!
I was trying to stop my cat from climbing out of my kitchen window and I slipped and fell, landing on my dads ALFA TURBO (Ouch..) underneath... Lucky it wasn't the third floor    Lol

I bet your dad ran out of the house, and yelled: "OMIGOSH!!!!!"
You looked up, pretty much half dead, and then your dad said...
"OMIGOSH OMIGOSH! ARE YOU HURT?!" You turn to him and see he's talking to the car, which has a Flexistudio-shaped dent in it... 

OUCHIES POOR YOU!

Haha lol - call me Chris. No, suprisingly I didn't damage the car and my dad was at work 

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