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militarydudes wrote:

iCode-747 wrote:

I launched a firework (one of the huge ones), and it didn't explode in midair. It kept going, then started going down. It made quite a fireball of the baseball field down the road. 

This New Year, I'm gonna take one of those big firecrackers that look like dynamite, stick it in the ground, and light it.    Mortar attack! 

You're lucky. They're banned in my country.
(not to complain, but bubblegum is also banned and you HAVE to train for army.)

I was doing a random split at school when... RIP! (You don't wanna know what happened next)

Okay, I wrote this same thing somewhere else.

I was once in a competition with my friend, and there were only two groups of two people left (My friend and me/Some other two people). We both had to run to the other side of the room at the same time.

So, on my first step, my friend accidentally stepped on my shoe, and we both tripped instantaneously. We never got to the finish.

helltank wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

iCode-747 wrote:

I launched a firework (one of the huge ones), and it didn't explode in midair. It kept going, then started going down. It made quite a fireball of the baseball field down the road. 

This New Year, I'm gonna take one of those big firecrackers that look like dynamite, stick it in the ground, and light it.    Mortar attack! 

You're lucky. They're banned in my country.
(not to complain, but bubblegum is also banned and you HAVE to train for army.)

I was doing a random split at school when... RIP! (You don't wanna know what happened next)

So, you've never chewed gum before?        

I had one today- I was taking a German Quiz on the internet, and if you navagate away from the page or open a tab, it closes you for cheating. So I unknowingly clicked in one of the toolbars, and then clicked enter to enter my answer which navagated me away from the page. FAIL.
-12three-

I also stapled the middle of my hand, and it started bleeding during art, then the teacher would let me staple for a month xD

I stapled my finger. Now I have an intense fear of staplers.

rufflebee wrote:

I burnt myself with a hot glue gun during art, and I then lost my hot glue gun privileges, which made it pretty hard to finish the assignment.

You think thats bad? Two years ago, I was doing a play. Some of my teams props were a sheep (a big cardboard box covered in literally 1000+ cotton balls), a giant radish costume for two people (Three hoola-hoops, covered in the sides of red plastic cups), and a hay bail (a box covered in real hay). When me and my friend were gluing the cotton balls, every 15 seconds was "Ah!" or "Geez!" or "What the [insert whatever you want here]!!!".
Man, when we finished three weeks later, are hands were scarred. I burnt myself 25+ times, and 5 or 6 times the hot glue drizzled under my finger nail.

militarydudes wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

I burnt myself with a hot glue gun during art, and I then lost my hot glue gun privileges, which made it pretty hard to finish the assignment.

You think thats bad? Two years ago, I was doing a play. Some of my teams props were a sheep (a big cardboard box covered in literally 1000+ cotton balls), a giant radish costume for two people (Three hoola-hoops, covered in the sides of red plastic cups), and a hay bail (a box covered in real hay). When me and my friend were gluing the cotton balls, every 15 seconds was "Ah!" or "Geez!" or "What the [insert whatever you want here]!!!".
Man, when we finished three weeks later, are hands were scarred. I burnt myself 25+ times, and 5 or 6 times the hot glue drizzled under my finger nail.

Oh my gosh...I feel bad for you. 

KalinaStar wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

I burnt myself with a hot glue gun during art, and I then lost my hot glue gun privileges, which made it pretty hard to finish the assignment.

You think thats bad? Two years ago, I was doing a play. Some of my teams props were a sheep (a big cardboard box covered in literally 1000+ cotton balls), a giant radish costume for two people (Three hoola-hoops, covered in the sides of red plastic cups), and a hay bail (a box covered in real hay). When me and my friend were gluing the cotton balls, every 15 seconds was "Ah!" or "Geez!" or "What the [insert whatever you want here]!!!".
Man, when we finished three weeks later, are hands were scarred. I burnt myself 25+ times, and 5 or 6 times the hot glue drizzled under my finger nail.

Oh my gosh...I feel bad for you. 

I'm used to it now. I'm usually very sensitive to pain, but hot glue burns don't seem to bother me as much 

KalinaStar wrote:

This is more facepalmy, but anyways...
Today I went into the wrong classroom RIGHT AFTER I told my friend (who is in the same class as me) the correct one. 

Me: *enters room*
Teacher & Students: *stares*
Me: Oops, wrong classroom. XD

Lots of people do that in my school!

Here's a nice one:

I'm in a para-military program, and this past Friday I was at a 3 day leadership academy, and I was in my Air Force uniform. I walked in the bathroom, and some loser didn't flush behind him. So, as I flushed it, my right arm pushed on my name plate, and it broke off and fell in the toilet, and went down the drain.    Every time I walked into the bathroom, my friend said "[insert my last name here], now don't drop anything this time  "

PW132 wrote:

helltank wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

This New Year, I'm gonna take one of those big firecrackers that look like dynamite, stick it in the ground, and light it.    Mortar attack! 

You're lucky. They're banned in my country.
(not to complain, but bubblegum is also banned and you HAVE to train for army.)

I was doing a random split at school when... RIP! (You don't wanna know what happened next)

WHY IS BUBBLEGUM BANNED?

Cause they don't want people to liter, and I think it's considered rude or something, like pointing or whistling.

KalinaStar wrote:

This is more facepalmy, but anyways...
Today I went into the wrong classroom RIGHT AFTER I told my friend (who is in the same class as me) the correct one. 

Me: *enters room*
Teacher & Students: *stares*
Me: Oops, wrong classroom. XD

On Friday during my fourth and final period, I thought it was a B day, but it was an A Day. So, I walked into my Social Studies class, and then I saw my friend from elementary school who said "Hi, Haley! You're in this class now?" And I then realized it was an A day, so I said "Er, no, I'm went to the wrong class." then, I turned to leave, and I ran into this kid, and he said "HEY!" and I said "Um, I'm in the wrong class." (I didn't even acknowledge that I ran into him XD) and then I just left. o_O