Scratch

antimonyarsenide wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

JeanTheFox wrote:

Ace-Of-Spades = Scratcher
Ace-Of-Hearts = Scratcher
Ace-Of-Diamonds = Scratcher
Ace-Of-Clubs = New Scratcher

I don't think so! 

Well, a few weeks ago, I was going to make an account called "Ace-Of-Clubs", but I didn't. I could have, because it said the name was available; I just found it pointless 

Well, a few weeks ago I wanted to make one, and it was unavailable. Explanation? 

That the server refused to let any more Aces in!     

rufflebee wrote:

Well, a few weeks ago, I was going to make an account called "Ace-Of-Clubs", but I didn't. I could have, because it said the name was available; I just found it pointless 

You should have 

Guys, lets make this a discussion please! Explain them, not just list them.

rufflebee wrote:

"Get off of my road." Every morning, at the bus stop, I stand in the middle of the road (But when cars come by, I go on the side of the road and yell at them for being on my road) and yell at my friends for standing on my street (Though it's their's, too, in actuality). Now, we all get territorial; I have the road, my friend has the stop sign, my other friend has the street sign, and my sister was too slow to claim anything, so she just stands on the side of the road while everyone else yells at eachother, trying to claim the other's "Land" as theirs. Yeah, we're cool. 

"Was that a question?" My friend who sits next to me in math class told me to stop asking questions. Well, he said "Can you stop asking questions?" and I said "Was that a question?" and he said "No.";
"Then it was declarative?"
"No!"
"Ahh, it was exclamatory!"
and we kept this up for a while. Now, every day at math, whenever he asks a question I say "Was that a question?"

"Can the submarines be yellow?" My fifth grade teacher lost a bet with me, so he had to sing Yellow Submarine by the Beatles in front of my class last year. Then, this summer, he was teaching a Pre-Algebra class that I was attending, and we were playing battleship. He said we could have two submarines, which were three units long on the board. Then, I asked if the submarines could be yellow 

"Black Dynamite and his crew- "
"SHUTUP SHUTUP!" My vice principal reminds me A LOT of Black Dynamite, so I discreetly start singing "Black Dynamite and his crew, gonna do what they have to do, cleanin' up the streets." whenever I walk by him, and once, during a particularly loud lunch period, he walked by, and I very loudly started singing it, to which my friend responded with "SHUT UP SHUT UP!", out of fear of getting in trouble.

"Ms (Strings teacher's last name) is a DERP." I explained the concept of "derp" to my friend, and while we were exitting strings class, she loudly said "MS (strings teacher's last name) is a DERP!!"

"Anger is one letter less than- Oh, wait, no its the other way.. Nooo, I had it right the first time.. Yeahh-"

"Who's birthday is it?"

"No more licking tables, Bob."

Yeah.. You don't wanna hear the stories behind most of these..

I'll explain the rest later; I have to go eat dinner right now 

LOL. How is it that people with the name "Hailey" or w variation of it tend to be insane?

"PELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUST!"

Star_the_fox wrote:

LOL. How is it that people with the name "Hailey" or w variation of it tend to be insane?

"PELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUST!"

You mean, insanely cool? 

"Don't get stuck in the middle of-" *Pauses dramatically* "the Road..." Said with sad/horror look on face. 

Okay; so one time at lunch, my friend Greg sat down. He had just recently seen The Road and was very emotional about it, telling us all about the movie and how sad it was, and about how much he cried at the end.

The next week, I have a sleepover at my friend John's house, where we all watched Indiana Jones. I was randomly taking pictures of people, and got a picture of Greg with a sad/horrified look on his face, so everyone laughed a lot at it. I always make that face now.

The last part of the joke was one time when I was sitting down at lunch and we all wondered where Greg was. One of my friends, Ty (Girl), sat down and told us that he had been hit by a car. We were all horrified and didn't eat our lunch, and worried about him until next school day.

Where, of course, he was waiting for us at the door.

Ty later explained that that was what she heard, and so Greg explained that he was just at a dentist appointment.

And that is what my inside joke is about.

Star_the_fox wrote:

LOL. How is it that people with the name "Hailey" or w variation of it tend to be insane?

"PELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUST!"

^THIS^ = .:WRONG:.

PW132 wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Star_the_fox wrote:

LOL. How is it that people with the name "Hailey" or w variation of it tend to be insane?

"PELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUST!"

You mean, insanely cool? 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

She was quoting this part:

LOL. How is it that people with the name "Hailey" or w variation of it tend to be insane?

Not this part:

PELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUST!

If thats why you said:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

And thats why I say

Are we done talking about that?

Last edited by militarydudes (2010-09-16 19:26:21)

rufflebee wrote:

"Get off of my road." Every morning, at the bus stop, I stand in the middle of the road (But when cars come by, I go on the side of the road and yell at them for being on my road) and yell at my friends for standing on my street (Though it's their's, too, in actuality). Now, we all get territorial; I have the road, my friend has the stop sign, my other friend has the street sign, and my sister was too slow to claim anything, so she just stands on the side of the road while everyone else yells at eachother, trying to claim the other's "Land" as theirs. Yeah, we're cool. 

"Was that a question?" My friend who sits next to me in math class told me to stop asking questions. Well, he said "Can you stop asking questions?" and I said "Was that a question?" and he said "No.";
"Then it was declarative?"
"No!"
"Ahh, it was exclamatory!"
and we kept this up for a while. Now, every day at math, whenever he asks a question I say "Was that a question?"

"Can the submarines be yellow?" My fifth grade teacher lost a bet with me, so he had to sing Yellow Submarine by the Beatles in front of my class last year. Then, this summer, he was teaching a Pre-Algebra class that I was attending, and we were playing battleship. He said we could have two submarines, which were three units long on the board. Then, I asked if the submarines could be yellow 

"Black Dynamite and his crew- "
"SHUTUP SHUTUP!" My vice principal reminds me A LOT of Black Dynamite, so I discreetly start singing "Black Dynamite and his crew, gonna do what they have to do, cleanin' up the streets." whenever I walk by him, and once, during a particularly loud lunch period, he walked by, and I very loudly started singing it, to which my friend responded with "SHUT UP SHUT UP!", out of fear of getting in trouble.

"Ms (Strings teacher's last name) is a DERP." I explained the concept of "derp" to my friend, and while we were exitting strings class, she loudly said "MS (strings teacher's last name) is a DERP!!"

"Anger is one letter less than- Oh, wait, no its the other way.. Nooo, I had it right the first time.. Yeahh-" My social studies teacher has a poster that says "Anger is one letter short of Danger", and my friend was trying to illustrate the poster for my other friend, and she kept getting confused about it.

"Who's birthday is it?" Two reasons behind this one. My friend whom I have known since first grade always tells me "Happy birthday!" even though he knows it isn't my birthday. So, now, whenever I walk by him at lunch, I point at him and yell "HAY, EVERYONE! TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY!", and the kids around him say "Who's birthday is it??" XD
Also, my school uses an A-Day B-Day schedule, and I wrote "B DAY" on my whiteboard, while my friend was over (On a school night  ) and my mom walked in and read my board, and said "Oh, who's birthday is it?". Now, whenever someone says it's a B Day, we ask "Oh, who's birthday is it?" 

"No more licking tables, Bob." In order to save my seat at lunch, I would lick my hand and rub it on the table. Then, my friend, (Who is a nine year old sixth grader, so I found it hard to say no to her, because I hate being unkind to younger kids) said "Umm.. Haley, you should stop licking tables.." then I said "My name isn't Haley.. But, I'll stop, anyway." I said my name wasn't Haley because of another inside joke, in which I call my friend Steve, and he calls me Bob. So, then my 9 y.o. friend said "Okay then, BOB, stop licking tables!"

Yeah.. You don't wanna hear the stories behind most of these..

Last edited by JeanTheFox (2010-09-16 19:33:38)

Oh, yeah, and my friends call me "Bumble Bee", or just Bee, because a few years ago I was a bee for halloween.
In fact, that may have been how I got my username.. I have no idea 

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-16 19:38:42)

militarydudes wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Oh, yeah, and my friends call me "Bumble Bee", or just Bee, because a few years ago I was a bee for halloween.
In fact, that may have been how I got my username.. I have no idea 

I don't like bee's. They sting you   

I'm surprised by the amount of people who have never been stung by a bee. Heck, I've been stung 3 times by bee's, once by a wasp, and once by a scorpion.

What do you want, a Purple Heart?

JeanTheFox wrote:

militarydudes wrote:

rufflebee wrote:

Oh, yeah, and my friends call me "Bumble Bee", or just Bee, because a few years ago I was a bee for halloween.
In fact, that may have been how I got my username.. I have no idea 

I don't like bee's. They sting you   

I'm surprised by the amount of people who have never been stung by a bee. Heck, I've been stung 3 times by bee's, once by a wasp, and once by a scorpion.

What do you want, a Purple Heart?

If you want to see my official list of injuries I can write it up somewhere else