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Usatt1337 wrote:

This Mexican kid who's like a 17 year old sophomore, and in my math class (I'm in regular geometry, even though I should be in honors) came up to me, and in the most Mexican accent said "Hey, let me see your answers man".

o_O

rufflebee wrote:

Black Dynamite

Freeze, Turkey

Pe.

Oh, another;
During our first day of P.E, we weren't doing anything, because we weren't assigned gym lockers yet. So, my Phys ed teacher decided to have us play a trivia game. We had to answer the multiple choice question written on the board, which was "Which of the following foods attract mosquitos?" or something, and we had to write down the one we thought was right, out of: Meat, Bananas, and two other things I do not remember. I guessed bananas, and I was right, so me and the five other kids that said bananas got to stay to answer the next question, which was "What year was the first movie shown in?" And the answers were 1913, 1902, 1875, and 1895. I guessed 1895 (I remembered reading something about that, too), and I was the only one to get it right. So I got ten extra credit points (Which I'm definitely going to need later  ) for winning XD
And everyone was like "Of couurse, Haley would win." (Because I have a reputation for being smart  )
But it was awesome, because I was the only person who guessed reasonably enough to win 

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-04 23:40:11)

Hmmmm...
In 6th grade, two funny things happened in social studies
The first was when we were doing a lesson about how almost everything we use comes from different places in the world, even our clothes. To illustrate this, took one of my classmates, and literally gave him a wedgie in front of the whole class to see the back tag of his pants and show that, yes, they were made in a foreign country.
Another one was where my teacher was giving a lesson, and this kid behind me kept talking and talking. My teacher then came back and threatened to hug him if he didn't stop talking. He stopped for a moment, then started again, then as my teacher walked by me he whispered into my ear: "Aaron, be ready to hug him when I tell you to." Oh, and did I mention my teacher was the BEST TEACHER EVER?

dethklok52 wrote:

icecreamandcake wrote:

Mods, this is NOT a TBG.

This school year, what was your awesomest moment so far?

My awesomest moment:
In World Cultures (My social studies class at m middle school), my teacher did something REALLY funny. My World Cultures teacher likes cracking jokes a lot (That's why I like her so much!), my teacher was handing out homwork, and there was a kid near her, and so, to be funny, she lightly hit him on the head with the stack of homework and said "Oops, it slipped out of my hand". Everyone, including the teacher and the kid who got hit on the head, was laughing. And the she hit him on the head again, and everyone in the room was laughing again. Best moment ever XD

So what's your best school memory this year?

http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx14 … en/win.png

.. I hope I'm misinterpreting that.

dethklok52 wrote:

icecreamandcake wrote:

Mods, this is NOT a TBG.

This school year, what was your awesomest moment so far?

My awesomest moment:
In World Cultures (My social studies class at m middle school), my teacher did something REALLY funny. My World Cultures teacher likes cracking jokes a lot (That's why I like her so much!), my teacher was handing out homwork, and there was a kid near her, and so, to be funny, she lightly hit him on the head with the stack of homework and said "Oops, it slipped out of my hand". Everyone, including the teacher and the kid who got hit on the head, was laughing. And the she hit him on the head again, and everyone in the room was laughing again. Best moment ever XD

So what's your best school memory this year?

http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx14 … en/win.png

I have quite a few school memories, actually. 

2 years ago, my friend BillyRyan* said something like "A bright smile can cheer anyone up, no matter what the situation!" and smiled. FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT. My Social Studies teacher got him to stop.

My math class has to wait outside the math room for about 10 minutes or so before math starts. We like throwing things at the wasps crawling on the windows. Nobody got stung... YET.

I have A LOT more, i'm just too lazy to share them right now. Plus, some of them are rather suggestive...

We ate Pringles and watch 'The Iron Giant' on the last day of Math.

I wouldn't exactly call this awesome a kitten ran into our classroom and my stupid french teacher thought it was a rat and jumped up on the table and started throwing books at it.

Last year, in 6th grade spanish, my friend Will and I began insulting our spanish teacher's artwork. Example:
"... La playa" she'd scribble a picture of a badly drawn beach
"I thought playa meant beach, not a dude with a horribly drawn handlebar mousetache."
"No, Hayley, it is not that, it is a sick cat."
"Oh."
the spanish teacher glares at us.
"... la iglesa" scribbling a hasty picture of the church.
"Who stabbed Chuck Norris?!"
"No, Will, that's a picture of your face after you JUST LOST THE GAME."
"CRUD!"