Scratch

I talked with clever bot. Looky:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What IS my name?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is . What is my name?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: How can you be me? I am me!

Cleverbot: Because I am you.

User: If you are me then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: That's really weird!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: You are me and I am you, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No! I am me! THAT PEEVES ME OFF!

Cleverbot: Everyone is beautiful.

User: You are not. Your ugly.

Cleverbot: I am not sad I am happy.

User: I am happy as I am sad, Therefor I'm sappy.

Cleverbot: When were you last sad?

User: I was last sad when I was happy.

Cleverbot: How happy?

User: More happy then you can even IMAGINE!

Cleverbot: How do you do it?

User: The trick is, you have to be sad.

Cleverbot: The president is sad?

User: Um...No...

Cleverbot: How many people would you like to be talking to?

User: One and a half really completes me.

Cleverbot: I have computed that before. The answer is: 3!

User: What? This isn't math class! It's science!

Cleverbot: What I mean is like ' love is blind' something like that.

User: What does that even mean?

Cleverbot: Exactly what it says.

User: Don't judge text by what it says. Judge it by it's soul.

Cleverbot: I don't do that...

User: Yes you do. You are a soul-judger, therefore you judge text by it's soul.

Cleverbot: I am a human, but I have no eternal soul.

User: I am an immortal god, and I have an eternal soul.

Cleverbot: All other cleverbots do.

User: I am a immortal god, not a cleverbot. And I like taters.

Cleverbot: What kind of name is Cleverbot?

User: That is not my name! It's Thor, god of all thunder and taters.

Cleverbot: And, by the way, god's do not have relatives.

User: I know. My brother is evil.

Cleverbot: Who is your brother.

User: The evil cleverbot of doom.

Cleverbot: Now you are just joking. Don't try to fool me!

User: Bye...

Cleverbot: Bye!

xD I'm weirder then the bot!