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When we were doing stretches in gym, I yelled "THE GAME!" My friends both whacked me with binders, but it was still funny, as they both yelled... something. O.o

ssss wrote:

you made me think about THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I once heard my friend yelled out:
CAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!! when he got hit by a dodgeball. xD

Well, the awesomest ones so far this year aren't Scratch-apropriate, I think    Some of the more apropriate ones are:
My math teacher making fun of the word "Tardy" o_O, and
During an assembly for all of the three-hundred sixth graders at my school, which was talking about rules, my vice principal (my friends and I call him Black Dynamite, because he reminds me alot of him for some reason.) was (Seriously, not jokingly) telling all of the boys that if they ever forgot their belt at home, he has five extras in his office that people can check out for the day. Me and my friends started cracking up laughing at the weirdness of that, and then he said "Something funny?" and I kept laughing and said "No", which made my friends laugh even more, and eventually, all of sixth grade was laughing too o_O He was annoyed, and after the laughter died down, he resumed lecturing about belts.

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-04 12:40:03)

Wow. That's hard xD

In english class, we we're playing the toliet paper game (don't ask unless you want to be disapointed) and a girl named Peng was reading her facts. This guy with TONS of toliet paper sheets started tearing them up and dancing around behind her back, and the teacher said "It looks like Troy (the name of the guy) is doing an interpretive dance of your life." Everyone started cracking up xD

Oh, on the same day in the same period, Mike was reading his facts and said "1. I play baseball 2. I have 4 more facts to go 3. I'm short" and Troy whispered "You have a cool friend Troy!" and Mike said "4. I have an annoying friend named Troy" xD

In P.E, we were talking about how the teacher had pale feet, because she wore really high socks. She showed us her ankles and said "Yeah, aren't those just the smexiest ankles ever." xD

In science, my teacher was showing us her powerpoint, and this picture came up:

She walked up to the front of the front of the class, and started hitting a cowbell hanging from the board    "I have cowbell fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell *wink* *wink*' xD

I have more, I'll edit when I remember xD

Last edited by samurai768 (2010-09-04 12:56:31)

What about weird/awkward moments? 'Cause I have a ton of them    Most of my funny ones aren't even going to be funny without a ten minute backstory..
During the first day, in Language Arts, the teacher was going around the room, saying everyone's first name, and if we liked to be called by another name we would tell her so. When she got to me, she said "Haley." and then I hesitated because I was confused, and I said "I like to be called Haley." And my teacher said "Okay, I'll write that down." And everyone laughed.

Last edited by rufflebee (2010-09-04 12:56:48)

When someone was trying to tell me something I didn't care about this happened:
Me: I'M TRYING TO READ M BOOK!
Kid: WHAT?
Me: I'M TRYING TO READ MY BOOK!
Kid: THAT MUST BE A PRETTY ABSORBING BOOK!
Me: WHAAAAAAT?
It stopped there.

illusionist wrote:

My awesomest moment:

Friend: Hey (name)! You wanna know whats stupid?

Me: Yeah, you.

Friend: ...

WIN^

militarydudes wrote:

samurai768 wrote:

In science, my teacher was showing us her powerpoint, and this picture came up:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/273 … bdc669.jpg
She walked up to the front of the front of the class, and started hitting a cowbell hanging from the board    "I have cowbell fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell *wink* *wink*' xD

I have more, I'll edit when I remember xD

Best SNL sketch EVER!

Exactly xD

Hmm, oh yeah!

While we were playing the toliet paper game in english, one girl had two dogs. So she says...

"I have two weiner..."

and the teacher looks all disgusted and gasps xD

She looks confused, and then says "dogs."

"Phew. I was confused there xD I was thinking 'go on, I wanna see where this goes xD"

A couple students looked confused, then got it xD It was so gross and this one guy said

"Ms(name!) I thought this was profanity free school xD" Everyone laughed SOOOO hard xD

samurai768 wrote:

I was reading ADventurest1's binder and it had notecards with sayings on them. One of them said "The game. You just lost it."

I shouted the game, and I heard a couple say "Aww."

Last year (So thisdoesn't count?) I won the Geography Bee. I was a 6th grader and I was against 7th and 8th 

This Mexican kid who's like a 17 year old sophomore, and in my math class (I'm in regular geometry, even though I should be in honors) came up to me, and in the most Mexican accent said "Hey, let me see your answers man".