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#1 2010-08-05 09:57:19

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Gaming reviews.

Hi.

This thread is a follow-up from my "the worst games you have ever played" thread. here you can post reviews about all your favourite (And not so favourite), games.

I will write my first review of lego harry potter years 1-4 very soon, so come here to post and combat your nostalgia.  tongue


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#2 2010-08-06 18:36:12

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Re: Gaming reviews.

ok, i delayed harry potter for the 3d game-maker.

Now, don't get it confused by the software by YO-YO games. this is different.
it promises that you can be the next miyamoto or will wright.

That, my friend, is false.
instead, you are given a boring, ugly experience that i only played once, for 20 minuites.

Gameplay: The gameplay involves making a simple game out of a few clicks of your mouse, like its 17+ ESRB trated brother, FPS creator, you insert pre-made objects rather than that of your creation. on some items, you can add wheels or jet engines to make you prtogonist or foe and the like, fly around or walk. once you defeat them, they blow up in a unintresting manner.


ok, so making the game was ALRIGHT, but what about playing it?That's where the game well and truely stinks. i made a basic game where you drive a flying car and find teddy-bears to beat the game, they and the fridges where both placed in the same area (solved by having the full game, but you will only find the lite game in common bursts).

Graphics: Awful
Sound:Awful

rating: 1.5/10


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#3 2010-08-06 18:52:50

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Re: Gaming reviews.

Smg2
BEST WII Game. GET IT NAO.
rating 10/10


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#4 2010-08-06 19:34:12

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Re: Gaming reviews.

Pac-Man for Atari 2600.

...I thought this was Monkey Wrench-Man at first, but then I looked at the cartridge.
The game play is a shadow of the arcade game, and it's isn't fun. For a better Pac-Man on Atari, play the Ms. or Jr. ports, not this one.
Graphics: Even considering that this is the Atari, they are terrible.
Sound: Makes you want to rip the POKEY right out of the system.
Gameplay: Not fun at all, barely imitates a poor version of a bad port of a Pac-Man, much less a original port.
Verdict: 3/10.


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#5 2010-08-08 15:33:38

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Lego harry potter: years 1-4 for the ps3:

Following the dissapointment of lego indiana-jones 2 (the worst lego game besides lego batman) i thought that lego harry potter: years 1-4 would never make the cut.

I was wrong
Years 1-4 is a simple, foolproof idea: you go around levels based on the first four harry-potter films. as opposed to the combat of lego star wars, the game is more of a puzzle game with a tiny bit of combat.

although puzzles where you use scabbers or crookershanks and other small animals to go into hamster tubes get old fast, the rest are rather intresting like the large chess game near the end of year 1.

almost all the puzzles require magic, and each spell you unlock goes into "The spell wheel", a small wheel next to your character stats, you can change spells on the fly(with the shoulder buttons) to play safe, or you can hold the triangle button for a "more risk, high reward" case.

you will be surprised that strengths and weaknesses are better here, a good instance are when you find a broomstick or two, all three kids can use them, but harry is fast, can jinx and do nice barrell rolls. Ron is incredibly slow, can't jinx or barrel roll, and might not be good at going upwards.And Hermionie is just plain useless altogether.

there are a few downsides, like awful aiming and glitches, the aiming is rather annoying and rather than hitting what you need to hit, you might hit some smashable tree, it's worse when you unlock a dark magic character, as they have a cool power to remove innocent people for good, and you might end up destroying someone you don't mean to destroy.(you can't bring them back, so have a new save handy)

the glitches are best shown in free-play of "the magic begins", when you wave at the goblin, in story mode, he is in your collection, in free-play the chair is empty but no goblin here, so you can't play this level.

also draco and the death-eaters are just annoying, apon contact they both make the same "BOOOOOO!" noise, and it ends up making them sound like some rouge burnley football club fan *Shudders*

besides those, this a great game for any harry potter fan, or if you just love lego, or if your some strict parent who does not wan't thier kids playing half-life 2: episode 2.

8/10


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#6 2010-08-10 11:30:18

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Re: Gaming reviews.

Bring
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#7 2010-08-12 13:24:13

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Rollercoaster world:
Ok, so we are seeing a little to much rip-offs of everything, until around 2003/2004, rollercoaster tycoon was uncloned (well, i think so anyway). what was this clone? this piece of garbage known as "Rollercoaster world".
Like RCT, you make a themepark of your dreams, execpt here, you can't actully make the park of your dreams, due to the stupid, pointless complaint system.
The system pops up almost all the time, telling you to plant a few trees, ok. i planted some, oh wait! it's telling me to plant a few more trees. done! Oh no! more trees needed

and you get the idea...
If your unlucky, just when your almost out of cash, the game will tell you to place (lot's of) toilets, so your rather making a forest, with toilets.
RCT was better known for the fact you could make multiple rollercoasters to make some version of "Superman:the escape", here, you can only place ONE. Just one coaster, and the park opens up (as opposed to RCT where you could just have non-coaster rides, the park would be open and the guests will still love it).
You can also visit your park in first person and buy stuff from in-game shops, but what's the point?
Although rocket boots are fun, paying for burgers and so is just a waste of time considering you can't starve.

the guests are has harsh as simon cowell too, talk to a guest and you will often get "I wished i went to another park", if your little brother has this game, he is bound to cry.
Graphics: some of the worst textures and the like we have ever seen, the majority of stores and more,use textures from a normal camera or so, and they look disgusting, in one store, there is a man working, but you can't see his face because it's so blurry. the harsh guests are worse too, as they are ugly, 2D people that if you walk too, you will always see the guests back.
Sound: the only good thing in sound terms is the soundtrack. that's it.
+advanced coaster making
+pretty cool soundtrack.
-Harsh guests
-Annoying complaints
-bad graphics
- a mode in game that allows you to ride coasters from the japan version of this game contains death-trap rollercoasters
-bad sound, besides the soundtrack.

word of advice:this bad attempt at copying RCT went wrong, if you want a good bad game, try big rigs over the road racing, it's bad, but it's better than this.
Rating: 0.7


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#8 2010-08-14 07:02:47

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Re: Gaming reviews.

Sonic unleashed for the ps3:
Back when unleashed was first shown to the world, many people praised the amazing loop-de-loop levels that relive the good days of 2d sonic games, people thought that this game would save sega following the release of sonic 06.

And guess what happens? sega betrays all hope and gives us sonic unleashed, a game that despite the daytime levels and hedgehog engine, is just another bad game in a collapsing franchise.

Plot: oh guess what!?!? Sonic landed on Eggmans giant ship thingy ready to stop him once and for all.
YAY!
oh wait, eggman just captured sonic!
OH NO!
Eggmans released a dark gaia lazor that has blew pieces of the earth out of there place. wait? whats happening to sonic? hes turning into a wherehog!! looks like eggmans releasing the wherehog down to earth.....
i could go on forever, but i'm too lazy. but you should take note that this opening sequence is longer than all the opening sequences of nintendo games, yes, EVEYONE OF THEM, COMBINED.

gameplay: unleashed is in 3 parts: the daytime levels (the ones that i wished i could play and beat the game) the nightime levels (Awfully slow, and the place where the difficulty pops up) and huge hub worlds (Ermm....)

out of these three, the daytime levels are the best, because it's like playing all the original sonic games in 3d, and the camera shifts between 2d and 3d is just plain awsome, although your jump button might not respond (meaning you have to jump before you should to prevent death) and those annyoing slow-mo events that if you fail, will instantly kill you or reward you with nothing are just plain fustrating.
since the dark gaia hit the earth, when the moon goes down, sonic turns into a wherewo-
i mean, wherehog as the game clearly says. these modes kill the speed in exchange for strenghth, here, sonic has a health bar, as opposed to the original "hit a foe, you lose rings, get hit again, you die" method that made the sonic games so "pick up and play". the night-time levels involve you doing button mashing to attack foes. This is more wash, rinse, repeat more than anything, and the difficulty here is unberible, the enemies are like that of firefight of well known shooter games, they get harder untill you fall, except here, dieing will hapen more often (even on the first night-time level, with the most toughest boss ever) speaking of bosses, they do the same attacks over and over, meaning that you could beat the boss after you learn his attacks, the attacks don't change on the boss even on low health. in other words: you beat the cheeseburgers out of enimies and do clunky platforming

considering that was bad, you will be shocked that inbetween these dual personality events, you go around in big levels, and your still slow however, even as normal sonic.
so, what do you do in these areas?
answer: Talk, Talk, Talk, recive somthing, Talk, Play levels,
Fly plane to talk somewhere else, take some possesed guys soul by taking a photo (YES, really.), Talk, Talk, Talk, Go to night-time level chooser, Brawl in the hub world, Play level, Brawl in level, die in level, finish level, fly in plane, change to daytime mode, and fly somewhere else.
and you do that till you beat the game.
graphics: good thanks to hedgehog engine, although the engine truely kicks in on daytime levels
sound: bad voice acting from chip and some other guys, and jason griffiths poor werehog acting makes him sound like he took cough syrup.

If you get the wii version, you saved money and your life, get the ps3 or XBOX360 versions, and you might rethink your gaming life for the worse.
rating: 3/10


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#9 2010-08-14 09:27:10

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Re: Gaming reviews.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360
10/10

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#10 2010-08-16 07:03:32

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Re: Gaming reviews.

DaGamez wrote:

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360
10/10

That game is now overated.


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#11 2010-08-18 08:13:31

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Modnation racers (PS3):
modnation racers is like Little big planet but with kart racing (Although you can have car bodies).

when you play it for the first time, you take control of "tag", a young graffiti artist who uses the cans on his orange car, not the walls.(the cops will be happy for this, i'm sure) then some things happen and then he takes part in the "MRC", the modnation racing campionships.

on the first level, you are forced to play as tag, but once you go in 3rd or better, you have access to the "MODSPOT". The Modspot is a medium sized hub world where you can access the game by driving to the building or by selecting it from a main menu.

of course, the first thing you might do is make a new character and car to race in. at the start, your features are limited, but once you progress, a load of new items can be used. while the customization is plain awsome, i found part's of racing just dissapointingly shallow.

a good example comes from after you beat a few races, in order to progress, you have to be in 3rd or better, to beat the optional goals, you beat the gaols and be in 1st. but at the end of each "Tour" is a race where you have to finish first. in the grim tour, this is near impossible due to the overpowered AI.

What do i mean by overpowered? Well, many critics complained about this too, once you start a few races you notice that they have every weapon and will be firing at you with them, there is a shield, but it will be too late, as you don't know when the effect takes place, so you might get fustrated as your first place attempt jumps to 8th place. (if this happens on lap 3, you have little chance of winning)
also,there are long loading times that just ruin the pace of action, each load time (depending on what track is chosen) can take up to a minuite.

the annoying offline story may encourage you to play online with your friends, the community is wide enough to slowly catch up with LBP's community, as the downloadable characters, cars and racetracks can lead to intresting combonations. the online racing is divided into many part's, the most important of them is "XP races", you get XP depending on what posistion your in, and you get bonuses for attacks, stunts and what-not.

word of advice:
while the online community is the best way to play this game, if your offline, this might not be the game for you. (Unless your making characters and so on so then when you do get broaband, you can upload them)
7/10 for offline
9/10 for online


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#12 2010-08-30 17:12:53

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Little big planet

Back when this game was shown in it's beta, the community went raving for the creative juices the game has to offer, although the controversial song lyrics in one of games soundtrack caused it to be delayed, it was released in time for christmas.

Gameplay: LBP is a platforming game, where you controll a little sackperson who goes around wonderful worlds and collects stuff for him to use. Although you unlock stickers in the first 2 tutorial levels, you unlock much more once you beat the 3rd tutorial level, which also unlocks the "my moon", so you can use materials to craft basic levels, or wonderful masterpieces.

Although the nonsencical story is pointless untill you almost beat the game, the creation tools are what makes this game truely stand out.

When you start here, your forced to play the tutorials to teach you how to wire buttons, move stuff with pistons, and make things wobble. once you do, your allowed to do what you want, considering it's suitible for it's E rating, and isn't to complex.

What got this game famous is the online community that uses the my moon, on the main planet, after the 3rd level is beaten, you also unlock the online features of this game, so you can play levels of almost all genres. (Yes, even FPS games that use rockets and grab switches)

Trust me here, this game is so awsome i could make this review a two parter, but no.

+unique
+amazing creation tools
+ online community and dlc
+ great soundtrack
+ great narrition from stephen fry
+ The most cutest protogonist, EVER.
- Bad camera
- annoying checkpoint system

9.8/10


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#13 2010-08-30 17:19:25

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Re: Gaming reviews.

DaGamez wrote:

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360
10/10

o_O
I give that game a 2/10.


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#14 2010-08-30 17:33:43

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Re: Gaming reviews.

rufflebee wrote:

DaGamez wrote:

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Xbox 360
10/10

o_O
I give that game a 2/10.

Agreed.


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#15 2010-09-04 04:28:40

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Re: Gaming reviews.

I need more reviews.
I will post some soon.


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