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  Cleverbot is so good! I uploaded a chatbot (Scratch project) today (ooh good spot to advertise clickeh), and I thought it was sort of okay - but Cleverbot is just EPIC! 

Last edited by Jonathanpb (2010-08-26 05:58:48)

melikecheese wrote:

Chrischb wrote:

*tries* O_o Cleverbot is so nice... it said it had to go, and I convinced it to stay, and I felt like I was a friend. 

Really? Nice?

User: GO AWAY!
CB   : Why do you want me to go away?
User: YOU ARE ANNOYING ME!
CB   : Why?
User: YOU JUST ARE!
CB   : I'm what?
User: Annoying me
CB   : I am annoying you?
User: YES!

I was kind to it, so it was kind back. xD

Nexstudent wrote:

clever bot isnt always child friendly, so be careful. Its safe if you take cleverbot in a perfectly safe conversation.

It depends what you talk about. And define "safe".

Nexstudent wrote:

Usatt1337 wrote:

Nexstudent wrote:

clever bot isnt always child friendly, so be careful. Its safe if you take cleverbot in a perfectly safe conversation.

It depends what you talk about. And define "safe".

Safe, by that i mean nothing creepy, or something that could end up with a creepy response.

I'm talking with him now, and he thinks yotube are better then tacos, HOW DARE HE!

Now he's offering me spaghetti.

He thinks my name is Jhoannie ._.

He thinks im violent! So i pretended to threaten him.

HE WONT STOP ASKING MY GENDER IM SCARED XD

I offered him a burriot (miss spell of burrito), he excepted, then i said too bad.

Now hes going to get shot out of a cannon 

This goes on longer...

Are you sure it's safe as long as I keep it safe? 

Because I asked "what's your name" and it ended up asking, "If I'm a guy and you're a girl, what do I have that you don't?" Even though I already told it I was a guy 

This is mah converstation

User: I am a robot
Bot: No you are not
User: So what?
Bot: You're not humble. Your crazy and you're not human.
User: Am I an alien?
Bot: No, you are a computer program
User: No you are!
Bot: No you are. I am a human.
User: Am I cool?
Bot: Only the coolest.
User: Thanks!
Bot: You're welcome!
User: What should I say next?
Bot: Whatever you feel like saying.
User: POTATOES!
Bot: Cool!
User: How old are you?
Bot: 19.
User: No. Your a little stupid baby.
Bot: Yes.
User: How old am I?
Bot: 14, you told me so!
User: No I didn't, your dumb.
Bot: I don't want to argue.
User: I AM A REINDEER FROM SPACE AND YOUR A LOSER FROM UNDERGROUND!
Bot: I'll take that as a yes. What is your favorite song?
User: Your least favorite song. I hate you.
Bot: Do you know what that is?
User: Kinda. Can you explain it?
Bot: Explain what?
User: Why Hippies say "The Man" All the time
Bot: Which is?
User: The square root of four.
Bot: Yes. What is it?
User: Step 1. Turn the second fraction (the one you want to divide by) upside-down (this is now a reciprocal). Step 2. Multiply the first fraction by that reciprocal Step 3. Simplify the fraction (if needed) Example 1 1 ÷ 1 2 6 Step 1. Turn the second fraction upside-down (the reciprocal): 1 6 6 1 Step 2. Multiply the first fraction by that reciprocal: 1 × 6 = 1 × 6 = 6 2 1 2 × 1 2 Step 3. Simplify the fraction:
Bot: Fraction of mental chaos?
User:Sometimes. You see, I am a awesome evil overloard. You are a weak human. Bow down!
Bot: Define 'weak'.
User: not strong; liable to yield, break, or collapse under pressure or strain; fragile; frail: a weak fortress; a weak spot in armor.
Bot: Don't do that I was kidding.
User: No you weren't, weak human being!
Bot: Do you like physics?
User: FISICS IS A CROSS BETWEEN FIS AND ICS
Bot: Do you like them?
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Bot: Boy.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What IS my name?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is . What is my name?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: How can you be me? I am me!

Cleverbot: Because I am you.

User: If you are me then who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: That's really weird!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: You are me and I am you, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No! I am me! THAT PEEVES ME OFF!

Cleverbot: Everyone is beautiful.

User: You are not. Your ugly.

Cleverbot: I am not sad I am happy.

User: I am happy as I am sad, Therefor I'm sappy.

Cleverbot: When were you last sad?

User: I was last sad when I was happy.

Cleverbot: How happy?

User: More happy then you can even IMAGINE!

Cleverbot: How do you do it?

User: The trick is, you have to be sad.

Cleverbot: The president is sad?

User: Um...No...

Cleverbot: How many people would you like to be talking to?

User: One and a half really completes me.

Cleverbot: I have computed that before. The answer is: 3!

User: What? This isn't math class! It's science!

Cleverbot: What I mean is like ' love is blind' something like that.

User: What does that even mean?

Cleverbot: Exactly what it says.

User: Don't judge text by what it says. Judge it by it's soul.

Cleverbot: I don't do that...

User: Yes you do. You are a soul-judger, therefore you judge text by it's soul.

Cleverbot: I am a human, but I have no eternal soul.

User: I am an immortal god, and I have an eternal soul.

Cleverbot: All other cleverbots do.

User: I am a immortal god, not a cleverbot. And I like taters.

Cleverbot: What kind of name is Cleverbot?

User: That is not my name! It's Thor, god of all thunder and taters.

Cleverbot: And, by the way, god's do not have relatives.

User: I know. My brother is evil.

Cleverbot: Who is your brother.

User: The evil cleverbot of doom.

Cleverbot: Now you are just joking. Don't try to fool me!

User: Bye...

Cleverbot: Bye!

GirWaffles64 wrote:

Jonathanpb wrote:

  Cleverbot is so good! I uploaded a chatbot (Scratch project) today (ooh good spot to advertise clickeh), and I thought it was sort of okay - but Cleverbot is just EPIC! 

Kriza always asks me "Huh?"

I have tried REALLY hard to get a simple answer, ("How are you?" "Hi")

All I get is "I don't know what you are saying" or "Huh?"

Kriza is cool.
She's my bestfriend.